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Reminder: Obama humiliated Trump at the correspondents dinner re birth cert

And trump looked pissed. And trump will never be president l...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Obama is an utter disgrace and a demonstrably pathetic,,horr...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Oh god your impotent rage, just like trump at the correspond...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
My rage is quite potent dork
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
(A reddened trump tweeting at the correspondents dinner afte...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Obama is an utter joke and a failure - you know this and no ...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Obama: top 10 president who humiliated Donald trump who has ...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Me and Donald: laughing at clitdicked gooks who worship this...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
...
Fragrant church place of business
  01/08/16
And Obama will never be white.
Red rigor
  09/17/15
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Hideous Bipolar Space Community Account
  10/17/17
https://youtu.be/XvgnOqcCYCM?t=87
Claret pungent crotch
  10/17/17
And thank god for that
Overrated Turquoise Indian Lodge Brethren
  11/04/17
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excitant mexican
  09/17/15
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Fragrant church place of business
  09/17/15
The Actual Vid
Gaped abode
  09/17/15
Oh man that is brutal. Trump has no idea what to do. That's ...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
I think he had an idea about what to do to get even.
Frum old irish cottage legal warrant
  11/04/17
...
lime swashbuckling university fanboi
  11/04/17
lol @ that jive-ass nigger. and lol @ you, you stupid fagg...
180 boltzmann den
  09/17/15
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Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Oh god the impotent rage!! Yes yes! Then, after got done ...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Lmao at you loser libs acting like Obama is a superhero. He ...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
How does it make you feel to watch that video? The part wher...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
LJL at u if you think I click on YouTube links FAGGOT
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Oh you have avoidant personality disorder for uncomfortable ...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Zomg haha! Oh what a correspondents dinner scholar!!! Faggot...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Yes yes that's it! Rage! Just like your idol after Obama hum...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
LJL, that's right, Take ur ball and go home faggot
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Pretty sure he decided to handle it but becoming POTUS?
internet-worthy deer antler private investor
  11/04/17
...
Frum old irish cottage legal warrant
  11/04/17
Explain.
Gaped abode
  09/17/15
News.google.com
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
Fuck you pussy.
excitant mexican
  09/17/15
Would you fire Gary Busey?
Gaped abode
  09/17/15
(Guy who thinks the Oscars, white house correspondence dinne...
green mad cow disease hissy fit
  09/17/15
Huh?
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Ur done here gook
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
I bet you thought the US humiliated the rest of the world by...
green mad cow disease hissy fit
  09/17/15
What?? Are you in the wrong thread? Can you explain how eith...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
Trump would win a potus race with the Kenyan today hands dow...
Beady-eyed black address ceo
  09/17/15
No one cares about John Stewart-esque snarky comments at som...
green mad cow disease hissy fit
  09/17/15
All you need to recognize in this thread is that Obama humil...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
come one, he was getting mad high fives afterward anyway...
Mind-boggling indecent filthpig candlestick maker
  09/17/15
We'll see who's humiliated on January 20, 2017. Obama will L...
saffron shivering principal's office wagecucks
  09/17/15
[reserved for Jan. 20, 2017]
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
?
heady cheese-eating clown
  11/04/17
holy shit
passionate trump supporter ticket booth
  11/04/17
...
internet-worthy deer antler private investor
  11/04/17
...
Smoky diverse idiot
  10/21/18
But he did not. That ape literally read what other people w...
Ruddy Ratface
  09/17/15
That the best you got? Oh, but he used a TelePrompter and he...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
What should he do? Get up, walk on the stage, grab the mic, ...
trip dun milk faggotry
  09/17/15
Serious? Chuckle about it at the table. Smile and laugh a...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
...
irate piazza
  09/20/15
Titcr. Obama was the only one with a mic. Cheap shot, but t...
trip dun milk faggotry
  09/17/15
He taunted the potus for weeks before over a conspiracy theo...
Cerise Boiling Water
  09/17/15
I've never seen Obama successfully speak. Only read. He is...
Ruddy Ratface
  09/17/15
Trump fanboys: "Who care about the correspondents dinne...
Ungodly queen of the night
  09/20/15
In the spring of 2011, Lally Weymouth, daughter of the late,...
Arousing Brunch Yarmulke
  09/20/15
is this real? you are pretty damn talented if not
Territorial chartreuse persian
  09/20/15
it's from his autobiography
razzle-dazzle internal respiration school
  09/20/15
180
heady cheese-eating clown
  11/04/17
Isn't the Correspondents Dinner supposed to be the President...
Lavender aphrodisiac bawdyhouse round eye
  09/20/15
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Arousing Brunch Yarmulke
  09/20/15
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Territorial chartreuse persian
  09/20/15
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exhilarant sanctuary becky
  09/20/15
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self-absorbed police squad
  09/20/15
Ppl are sure getting riled up ITT
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  09/20/15
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irate piazza
  12/20/15
easy to humiliate when you have the mic and other person can...
Poppy razzmatazz theatre
  12/20/15
Cumskin are never more alpha than nigs. Cerebral does not me...
irate piazza
  12/20/15
truth
duck-like senate
  01/08/16
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Translucent hell
  10/17/17
Everyone looks bad in this thread, except Trump of course
floppy walnut public bath boistinker
  10/17/17
Lol the pumo never returned to this thread to remove his ema...
Olive electric home
  11/04/17
Someone ought to email it
Crusty Boyish Selfie Field
  11/04/17
Did we ever find out what *really* happened to Biggie and Tu...
Hideous Bipolar Space Community Account
  11/04/17
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Smoky diverse idiot
  10/21/18


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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

And trump looked pissed. And trump will never be president like Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774922)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Obama is an utter disgrace and a demonstrably pathetic,,horrible potus elected Bc of shitlib AA. Hth gigaqueer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774934)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Oh god your impotent rage, just like trump at the correspondents dinner steaming in his chair as the audience pointed and laughed at Obama's behest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774946)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

My rage is quite potent dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774951)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

(A reddened trump tweeting at the correspondents dinner after being mocked by everyone there)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774961)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Obama is an utter joke and a failure - you know this and no amount of shitlib hagiography will change it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775010)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Obama: top 10 president who humiliated Donald trump who has such a fragile little ego he couldn't even crack a smile, then shortly after kills Osama

U and Donald: ???????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775053)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Me and Donald: laughing at clitdicked gooks who worship this dumb nigger unaccomplished potus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775055)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Fragrant church place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#29553955)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Red rigor

And Obama will never be white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774936)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Hideous Bipolar Space Community Account

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34460218)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Claret pungent crotch

https://youtu.be/XvgnOqcCYCM?t=87

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34460224)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Overrated Turquoise Indian Lodge Brethren

And thank god for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602234)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: excitant mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774927)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Fragrant church place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774933)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Gaped abode
Subject: The Actual Vid

An he killed Obama the next day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774974)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Oh man that is brutal. Trump has no idea what to do. That's what happens when your ego is that fragile.

Best part is where the people aren't sure whether to laugh at him or not because they see how upset he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775184)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Frum old irish cottage legal warrant

I think he had an idea about what to do to get even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602241)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: lime swashbuckling university fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602249)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: 180 boltzmann den

lol @ that jive-ass nigger.

and lol @ you, you stupid faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28774990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775014)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Oh god the impotent rage!! Yes yes!

Then, after got done destroying trump, he killed Osama bin laden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Lmao at you loser libs acting like Obama is a superhero. He has been the most limp docked potus in history and gotten train run on him by every country in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775050)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

How does it make you feel to watch that video? The part where everyone laughs at Donald trump as he sits there stewing in his seat after getting mercilessly PWNED?

Please DESCRIBE your reaction!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775060)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

LJL at u if you think I click on YouTube links FAGGOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775065)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Oh you have avoidant personality disorder for uncomfortable situations like the one above?? You won't even watch it?? Lol!!

I'll summarize it for you. Obama, for five straight minutes, has the audience looking at Donald trump just cracking up at him - not with him, but AT him. Trump sits there and has NO idea how to handle the situation because his ego is that fragile and his skin is that thin. So he just sits there red in the face and takes it from POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775108)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Zomg haha! Oh what a correspondents dinner scholar!!! Faggot gook go suck obamas Kenyan dick some more. The guy is an absolute disaster and a fucking lying fraud to boot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775126)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:55 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Yes yes that's it! Rage! Just like your idol after Obama humiliated him.

You little broken record fanboi. I'm done with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775154)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

LJL, that's right, Take ur ball and go home faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775167)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy deer antler private investor

Pretty sure he decided to handle it but becoming POTUS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602231)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Frum old irish cottage legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602243)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Gaped abode

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775071)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

News.google.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775095)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: excitant mexican

Fuck you pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775038)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Gaped abode

Would you fire Gary Busey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775047)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: green mad cow disease hissy fit

(Guy who thinks the Oscars, white house correspondence dinner, Tony's and NBA playoffs are things anyone actually cares about)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775235)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775269)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Ur done here gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775278)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: green mad cow disease hissy fit

I bet you thought the US humiliated the rest of the world by winning the Womens World Cup so easily, am I right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775294)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

What?? Are you in the wrong thread? Can you explain how either of these statements is responsive to how Obama humiliated your idol Trump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775307)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed black address ceo

Trump would win a potus race with the Kenyan today hands down hth gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775350)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: green mad cow disease hissy fit

No one cares about John Stewart-esque snarky comments at some retarded event that cable news pretends is important but 90% of Americans have never heard of.

Ok, Obama made a good zinger. Guess what?... Obama is married to an IRL gorrilla and Trump fucks models. That's equally relevant ... which is to say not at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775357)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

All you need to recognize in this thread is that Obama humiliated Trump. For five straight minutes a room mocked him. And it was only funny because trump is such a little baby with such a fragile ego that he couldn't even handle it gracefully. Trumpmos seem to get very upset over acknowledging this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775385)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indecent filthpig candlestick maker

come one, he was getting mad high fives afterward

anyway, he goes home to fuck melania (yeah sp, is that a name?), and mus bro O...yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775341)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: saffron shivering principal's office wagecucks

We'll see who's humiliated on January 20, 2017. Obama will LITERALLY shake Trump's hand and call him Mr. President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775364)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

[reserved for Jan. 20, 2017]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775389)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: heady cheese-eating clown

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602263)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: passionate trump supporter ticket booth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602252)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy deer antler private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602274)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Smoky diverse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#37067687)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:38 AM
Author: Ruddy Ratface

But he did not. That ape literally read what other people wrote while making expressive faces, as apes do. Also, Trump had no chance to reply, and, without a teleprompter, he would have crushed Obongo like a garrison of redcoats suppressing african rebellion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775415)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

That the best you got? Oh, but he used a TelePrompter and he didn't write the jokes!

Just watch the clip. Watch how angry Trump gets sitting there as the room mocks him. thats what we called getting PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775427)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: trip dun milk faggotry

What should he do? Get up, walk on the stage, grab the mic, and respond? Total cheapo move by Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775441)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:53 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

Serious?

Chuckle about it at the table. Smile and laugh a little bit. It's really that simple. But he's a child and doesn't have the maturity to laugh at himself because his skin is truly that thin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775473)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 6:10 AM
Author: irate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797060)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:43 AM
Author: trip dun milk faggotry

Titcr. Obama was the only one with a mic. Cheap shot, but trump would have wrecked Obama had they been on equal footing (I.e. Both had mics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775439)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:51 AM
Author: Cerise Boiling Water

He taunted the potus for weeks before over a conspiracy theory in an era where a significant part of the country is stupid enough to believe it, then showed up at his dinner. Guess what? You might get pwned.

Obama would utterly destroy that windbag 1 on 1. They're on two completely different levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775467)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 1:57 AM
Author: Ruddy Ratface

I've never seen Obama successfully speak. Only read. He is a project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28775492)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: Ungodly queen of the night

Trump fanboys: "Who care about the correspondents dinner???!!11"

Apparently Trump did, you dimwits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797103)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Yarmulke

In the spring of 2011, Lally Weymouth, daughter of the late, great Katherine Graham, publisher of the Washington Post, invited me to go to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I had turned down so many of Lally’s invitations in the past, I thought accepting her invite would be the right thing to do.

I knew I was probably being set up by the media, but that’s okay as long as you’re prepared for it. When I arrived at the event in Washington, thousands of people were packed into DC’s biggest ballroom. The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is the Academy Awards of politics. News reporters, political operatives, celebrities—you name it they’re all there. As I walked in, the paparazzi and press were going crazy.

“Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump,” they shouted, “do you think the president will mention you in his speech?” I said, “I have absolutely no idea. I never thought about it, I sincerely doubt it, and why would he mention me?” I said this honestly despite the fact that I was at the top of the polls without even campaigning.

The truth is, if I was in Obama’s position, I probably wouldn’t have mentioned the name Donald Trump, especially since I was hitting him hard on his birth certificate and asking why he wouldn’t just show it and get on with dealing with the serious issues our country faces today on debt, unemployment, and China, among others.

In any event, the festivities started, people went to the dais and made speeches, and eventually a third-rate comedian named Seth Meyers (somebody who in my opinion has absolutely no talent) got up and spoke. He was nervous, shaking, and sounded like he had marbles in his mouth. He made a crack that Donald Trump’s candidacy was a joke or something to that effect. It was quite nasty but I’ve had a lot worse things said about me. Then the president got up.

As part of his routine they had a picture of the so-called birth certificate blown up on a large screen. And while the president was smiling, I knew inside he wasn’t. Then, they showed a picture of the White House with “Trump White House” written on top of it like a hotel sign, which was cute. The president spent a lot of time telling jokes about me. I didn’t quite know how to react. Should I be laughing? Smiling? Frowning?

I wasn’t sure so I decided to keep a straight face, with a few little smiles every once in a while because I knew the cameras were on me. The fact is, I loved the evening and I loved what the president was saying because even though they were jokes, he was telling them in a nice and respectful way and he did a good job telling them.

And while I shouldn’t admit this, I don’t mind being the center of attention, especially on such an evening. Sitting at another table was a beautiful blonde woman who turned out to be supermodel Brooklyn Decker, wife of Andy Roddick (a wonderful guy and a terrific tennis player who has never received his fair due). Brooklyn was not happy. Lally Weymouth was laughing her head off and other people were laughing like crazy. They thought it was hilarious that I was being roasted, but Brooklyn Decker actually looked angry. Months later, Brooklyn and I met at Anna Wintour’s fabulous dinner at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. I thanked Brooklyn for her classy attitude and she knew exactly what I was saying. She is a terrific person and will continue to go far.

In any event, as the president was telling joke after joke, I tapped my wonderful wife, Melania, on the knee and said under my breath, “Baby, do you believe this? This is amazing. The president of the United States is doing nothing but talking about me.” I loved it! I was having a great time! In fact, walking out of the ballroom, people were high-fiving me. They couldn’t believe what they had just witnessed. It was a stellar night.

The next morning, I picked up the newspapers. The press was brutal. They said I was ridiculed, refused to smile, and was deeply embarrassed. I realized then and there that political life is not real life. The media can distort the truth, and everyone thinks that’s what really happened. I had a great time, but the press made it seem just the opposite. So for the record, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a real highlight for me, and I loved it immensely.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797137)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Territorial chartreuse persian

is this real? you are pretty damn talented if not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797152)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration school

it's from his autobiography

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797157)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:49 AM
Author: heady cheese-eating clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602283)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Lavender aphrodisiac bawdyhouse round eye

Isn't the Correspondents Dinner supposed to be the President roasting HIMSELF???

That's what Bush did in a really classy and funny way, and everyone before Bush too.

But Obama instead used it to set someone else up. That's the real takehome message here -- what a classless, humorless, narcissist Obama is. A real loser.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797142)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Arousing Brunch Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797143)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Territorial chartreuse persian



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Date: September 20th, 2015 11:15 AM
Author: exhilarant sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797589)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797736)



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Date: September 20th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams base

Ppl are sure getting riled up ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#28797621)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: irate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#29422927)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Poppy razzmatazz theatre

easy to humiliate when you have the mic and other person cant respond and has to sit and take it

even the biggest Obama ass kisser will agree that Trump is way more alpha than that twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#29422936)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: irate piazza

Cumskin are never more alpha than nigs. Cerebral does not mean beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#29422968)



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Date: January 8th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: duck-like senate

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#29554140)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:34 AM
Author: Translucent hell



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Date: October 17th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: floppy walnut public bath boistinker

Everyone looks bad in this thread, except Trump of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34460217)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Olive electric home

Lol the pumo never returned to this thread to remove his email address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602237)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Crusty Boyish Selfie Field

Someone ought to email it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602269)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Hideous Bipolar Space Community Account

Did we ever find out what *really* happened to Biggie and Tupac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#34602262)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Smoky diverse idiot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2992485&forum_id=2#37067682)