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Stirring parlour crotch
  09/24/15
Yeah, it was a no-win-scenario because the guy had a colorab...
Vibrant boistinker mediation
  09/24/15
what did he end up getting?
Stirring parlour crotch
  09/24/15
Honestly, I was only tangentially involved, but it was the s...
Vibrant boistinker mediation
  09/24/15
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Dun trailer park
  02/25/18
JUSTICE FOR ALL YOUR HIGHNESS
Slimy contagious kitchen fortuitous meteor
  02/25/18
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Submissive center sex offender
  02/25/18
Pro se guys can be scary. The judges give them a ton of ley...
hideous lettuce ticket booth
  09/24/15
CR.
Vibrant boistinker mediation
  09/24/15
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Dun trailer park
  12/19/17
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snowy mood
  12/19/17
The really scary ones stalk you and your corporate reps on L...
razzmatazz henna garrison death wish
  12/19/17
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Dun trailer park
  03/27/18
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Dun trailer park
  08/23/19
I had a couple that I 12(b)(6)'d. Then one guy who had a &q...
Gaped Bateful Knife
  02/25/18
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Dun trailer park
  03/27/18
They have po boxes and wont check their mail. They refuse to...
Submissive center sex offender
  02/25/18
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Dun trailer park
  03/27/18
Had a pro se literally include a PRAYER for relief, ending i...
walnut multi-colored masturbator haunted graveyard
  03/27/18
had a patent lit case. pro se plaintiff was some weird prole...
Adventurous elastic band
  03/27/18
Yeah. Claimed nursing home staff were making fun of his pen...
spectacular mint internal respiration famous landscape painting
  08/23/19
I have a stamp with an American Eagle on it. When they s...
cobalt marvelous ceo
  08/23/19


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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Stirring parlour crotch



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant boistinker mediation

Yeah, it was a no-win-scenario because the guy had a colorable-but-minor claim that should have been settled for something like ten grand. But the plaintiff wanted his day in court and was immune to reason and therefore wouldn't settle.

The complaint literally cited to the pledge of allegiance and its promise of "justice for ALL" (bold and underlined, naturally). At an early hearing where the judge was pushing him very strongly to settle, the judge mentioned that that most civil disputes settle and the plaintiff shot right back with, "Well, maybe it's time to change how we practice law in this country!" We had to repeatedly hang up on him during settlement "negotiations" because he wouldn't stop screaming. Complete nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828539)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Stirring parlour crotch

what did he end up getting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828549)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: Vibrant boistinker mediation

Honestly, I was only tangentially involved, but it was the subject of a lot of talk at the firm. As I recall: After nearly a year, finally the judge lost patience and admonished the plaintiff that the action would be dismissed if not prosecuted properly. Plaintiff hooked up with some local firm and got the ten grand he could have gotten almost right away. The firm ended up writing off a lot of time because it was a good client and the amount would have been out of all proportion to the dispute. The glory and the majesty of the law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828567)



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Slimy contagious kitchen fortuitous meteor

JUSTICE FOR ALL YOUR HIGHNESS

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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Submissive center sex offender



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: hideous lettuce ticket booth

Pro se guys can be scary. The judges give them a ton of leyway and they can get away with crap that attorneys who know better can't. Also, the smart ones know they can bleed out your client with fees by dragging a case out.

The really scary ones are the ones who guess right on a cause of action and won't settle for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#28828593)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Vibrant boistinker mediation

CR.

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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: snowy mood



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz henna garrison death wish

The really scary ones stalk you and your corporate reps on LinkedIn and Facebook. I tell all corporate witnesses to delete their profiles if they want to do that job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#34962363)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Gaped Bateful Knife

I had a couple that I 12(b)(6)'d. Then one guy who had a "legal assistant" correspondence degree, who knew just enough to be dangerous. He actually figured out how to use google scholar or justia to cite cases, drafted discovery, he even took a deposition. He filed every motion he could, appealed every mag ruling to the district court, and eventually even appealed to the CoA when we got summary judgment.

Dude must have poured hundreds of hours into this nuisance-value case, because he never understood that it was nuisance value. One of the strangest cases I've ever been on. At one point he accused me of perjury and threatened to report me to the bar, then at the end of the case he shook my hand, told me what a great lawyer I was and how much he had learned from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35483063)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: February 25th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Submissive center sex offender

They have po boxes and wont check their mail. They refuse to provide their residential address and the judge doesn't make them. It is brutal. All you can do it be very very polite. If you push properly, the judge will bust you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35483106)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: Dun trailer park



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: walnut multi-colored masturbator haunted graveyard

Had a pro se literally include a PRAYER for relief, ending in "Amen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704647)



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Date: March 27th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Adventurous elastic band

had a patent lit case. pro se plaintiff was some weird prole goy tinkerer who sort of invented some shit, and managed to get a couple meetings w an F500 company. F500 company were idiots and everything was poorly documented and they allegedly stole some of his shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#35704679)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: spectacular mint internal respiration famous landscape painting

Yeah. Claimed nursing home staff were making fun of his penis size. Then filed 3 different fed suits alleging it was using microwave satellites to control his sleep in cahoots with a Baptist hospital he worked at 30 years ago that had it in for him bc he wasn’t Baptist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#38728713)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: cobalt marvelous ceo

I have a stamp with an American Eagle on it.

When they start with their sovereign citizen spiel, I use my stamp on top of one of their signatures. This means that they have been Federal Notarized as a United States Citizen, which takes away their sovereign citizen protections

Furthermore unless they are able to Prove in a Federal Court that they are not registered for the draft, the Federal Notarization enables the proceedings to proceed even if the flag in the court house has military fringe on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2999912&forum_id=2#38728849)