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Date: October 14th, 2015 6:53 PM Author: brass laughsome brunch
The modern job application process is fucking horrible and you bros will be going through it with me.
I work at mega corp and I applied ~2 weeks ago to another mega corp. the job based on glass door is ~20% higher pay (from 96K now to 120K) and a step up on the corp ladder. I'm between 70-85% objectively qualified.
Within 3 days of applying I got an email from HR. 3 days after that I interviewed w HR by phone. A week after that I interviewed with what would be my manager. It went very well.
So what the fuck is the point of this thread?
Not only am I supposed to interview with her boss next week, I also have to interview with her boss' boss two weeks from now. Why the fuck is this so absurdly painful?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#28967569)
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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:10 PM Author: brass laughsome brunch
She told me it was between me and an internal candidate but that if I did well with her boss I had a "very good shot." I think she preferred me over the internal candidate but she could have just been blowing smoke up my ass.
Also I looked at her LinkedIn and she is a year younger than me and would be my boss. Lol at my pathetic career.
:(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#28967650) |
Date: October 22nd, 2015 4:16 PM Author: brass laughsome brunch
http://imgur.com/7qpc1Dc
Nose bleed 10 minutes before start of interview. There was about 10X more blood than shown. Fuck my ass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#29022970) |
Date: October 22nd, 2015 5:13 PM Author: maroon contagious church quadroon
I've been trying to dump law for a year now with no success. I fucking hate filling out online applications. In fact, I'm to the point where I am going to refuse to write a new original cover letter for anything ever unless the posting specifically calls for it.
Job hunting is pure, fucking, faggot, flame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#29023295) |
Date: October 28th, 2015 1:19 PM Author: brass laughsome brunch
Final interview today with the person would be my boss's boss's boss. We had a good conversation but he did say he was concerned I was too senior for this role and he had a couple other more senior positions he might like me for. Said I had a nice presence about me for how young I was. Unsure if he was serious or letting me down easy.
I'm supposed to know something by Friday.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#29059583) |
Date: November 3rd, 2015 11:18 AM Author: brass laughsome brunch
No movement.
DEATH TO CORPORATE AMERIKKKA!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#29100930) |
Date: November 12th, 2015 11:05 AM Author: brass laughsome brunch
I got ding-fagged on Monday by the automated HR.
However today they emailed me and said they were still interested in me for a different position, as I alluded to in my Oct 28th post.
Odd case.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#29166346) |
Date: March 14th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: brass laughsome brunch
Update: Applied to a different jerb at this same company. After one HR screen and one phone interview I got an offer for $145K + 30% bonus which is an all in raise of $44K.
WLMAS IS ENRAGED
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#35606200) |
Date: March 14th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: Sienna philosopher-king location
ljl at how dolt OP muscular ginger is positively BRIMMING with pride that he gets to play corporate dress up/make believe at his value-subtracting COMPLIANCE PROFESSIONAL shitjerb all day
seriously how do droolers like this find XO, i still don't get it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3016999&forum_id=2#35606767)
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