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OK, Labor/Employment Lawyermos: I know people that have been given $$$$$ payouts
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| lascivious slate shrine | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| lascivious slate shrine | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| lascivious slate shrine | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| lascivious slate shrine | 10/29/15 |
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| lascivious slate shrine | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets | 06/21/17 |
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| Ungodly masturbator sound barrier | 05/15/17 |
| Motley pervert center | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| Motley pervert center | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| Motley pervert center | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
| Ungodly masturbator sound barrier | 10/29/15 |
| jet flickering cuckoldry | 10/29/15 |
| Bat shit crazy trust fund | 10/29/15 |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:37 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund to just leave their jobs quietly.
-One guy allegedly had some dirt on safety violations, was allegedly given 3 Million to just leave and STFU.
-Another Guy was just a terrible, dangerous worker. Union employee that they could not fire for some reason. Sat at home getting full pay for a year, then given like 1.5 million USD payout. Now retired.
There are a few more stories floating around up here, but I need some more deets.
Anyone know how to cop these sort of payouts IRL? |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:41 PM Author: lascivious slate shrine Yeah, I know how to do it. It usually involves getting fraud doctors to diagnose you with some "disability" that prevents you from doing your job (e.g. depression). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069565) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund Throwaway? Need legit advice for my 3 year plan. Are you legit? 2 Legit, 2 quit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069584) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:46 PM Author: lascivious slate shrine I can give you advice right here man. Keep in mind that your employer has to be kind of dumb for this to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069607) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:47 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund OK... Does what Inter Gender Wrestling Champion claim have merit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069613) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:48 PM Author: lascivious slate shrine What
Edit nm just read it |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:49 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund How dumb, btw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069636) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:54 PM Author: lascivious slate shrine They have to not only botch the proper procedures for accomodating your "disability," but ideally they take some action that exacerbates it. i.e. maybe your disability causes you to miss work, and you tell them you missed work because of your disability, but they go ahead and take some sort of disciplinary action because you didn't follow proper procedures for requesting sick leave. You invoke FMLA to cover your leave and then accuse them of making your depression worse by failing to accommodate your disability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069682) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:55 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund Hmmm... I can do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069694) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:59 PM Author: lascivious slate shrine Problem is you have to give them documentation of your depression BEFORE you rack up the leave violations. Then they have to be idiots who don't understand that FMLA trumps whatever procedures they have for requesting leave.
You'll run into similar problems with most of these kinds of schemes. Basically a savvy enough employer will know how to deal with 99% of this stuff. |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 6:07 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund There's got to be other ways than this. I literally know of people who negotiate with the president of the company to get a payout.
It always involved the company fucking somehting up. Like in your FMLA situation. But, usually it's just cheaper for the company to make some lump sum payment along with a signed STFU statement, than pay for a long public process. |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 10:01 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets How do they do this?
Let's talk offline |
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Date: July 10th, 2017 11:25 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33741428) |
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Date: May 12th, 2017 1:00 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets Can you just tell them verbally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33287385) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Ungodly masturbator sound barrier Jfc I'm in the wrong line of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33314831) |
Date: October 29th, 2015 5:43 PM Author: Motley pervert center Start making complaints about sexual harassment. Say that the boss is staring at your pouch and licks his/her lips and you need to be moved. After they move you start to put pictures of you in the bathroom in their office and have you and someone else walk in on this.
Next do the same thing but with someone else in the building. So they have pics of you too. At this point start to freak out and have little breakdowns. Start seeing a mental health professional. Have open bottles of Xanax on your table and other meds. Eventually say the harassment is so bad you are going to have to quit and your lawyer said you do not need to put up with this.
They will give you 6-9 million to just leave and sign a release |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund How legit?
BigOil employer, btw. |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: Motley pervert center straight legit. you are going to be in the fucking $$$$$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069598) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:46 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund Formulating exit plan right nao... and it would be stupid to just quit when I can get some sort of BS payout/payoff from supermegaevilcorp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069606) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:52 PM Author: Motley pervert center yea man you are going to get a super payout. Us in the "biz" call this a "constructive discharge" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069665) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:54 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund Thanks IGWC. Are you looking for "hypothetical" clients? *wink* *wink*
I literally just want to buy a sailboat and never work another day in my life. I'm willing to commit about another 3 years to getting constructively discharged. |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:46 PM Author: Ungodly masturbator sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069611) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: jet flickering cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#29069651) |
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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: Bat shit crazy trust fund MOAR IDEAS
RE: Constructive Discharge |
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Date: May 14th, 2017 7:24 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33304720) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 11:27 PM Author: Big Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33314851) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:28 AM Author: Big Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33341294) |
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Date: November 15th, 2017 11:33 PM Author: Big Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#34697657) |
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Date: February 16th, 2018 9:30 PM Author: Big Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#35421493) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Big Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#36107504) |
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Date: May 10th, 2017 10:01 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33271945) |
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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:29 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33306079) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 11:23 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33314818) |
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Date: May 15th, 2017 11:27 PM Author: startling hot rehab psychic this was a major plot contrivance in late '90s movies. see American Beauty, Fight Club, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33314847) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 12:50 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets Haha that's right
In fight club wasn't the one guy (ed norton) threatening his boss to give him a payout or he would like report the employer for something?? I forget the details |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:38 AM Author: Chestnut awkward stead chad beat himself up, blamed on the boss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33341353) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:27 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33366384) |
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Date: May 16th, 2017 4:43 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33320001) |
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Date: May 19th, 2017 10:03 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33342852) |
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Date: June 6th, 2017 12:27 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33486296) |
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Date: June 21st, 2017 2:27 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33610164) |
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Date: June 27th, 2017 7:35 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Dopamine Nibblets bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030689&forum_id=2#33656140) |