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Have you ever tried breast milk as an adult?
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:13 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197458) |
Date: November 16th, 2015 9:16 PM Author: Stirring Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197491) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:16 PM Author: lascivious up-to-no-good main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197493) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:17 PM Author: Green self-centered patrolman azn Nope. But curious to hear about someone's experiences. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197498) |
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Date: November 27th, 2015 9:50 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye On the forum i've seen people say they're 'putting a donation fund together,' to let less fortunate guys 'try it.' Yet we all know that once you get that new batch, it's not being donated. i can't blame them - when you get that sweet sweet nutty taste, are you really going to just give it away to strangers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29264093) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: Stirring Stock Car Seems like an untapped market, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197536) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:27 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse yes. i dated a chick that had a kid (about 6 months old). I had no fucking idea that girls even lactated- never really thought about it. It was our first night and i start sucking on her tits. All of a sudden i get this FLOOD in my mouth of warm sweet substance. It actually tasted kind of decent. I asked her what the hell that was and she told me milk. It was funny after that i would pinch her nipples and the milk would shoot out lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197570) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:32 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye nice - i have plans to try it this weekend. just hoping i don't get hooked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197607) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:34 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse great alternative when you run out of whey protein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197633) |
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Date: April 19th, 2018 10:20 PM Author: Glittery idea he suggested karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#35878274) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:35 PM Author: Azure slimy trailer park hissy fit really? all my friends who have babies say that shit hurts... Like sucking on them makes them sore. it's not a pleasant experience in the way that having a man sexually suck on your nipples is.
also they said it doesn't gush out like a stream just from being sucked on... The baby has to apply suction in a certain way for some time... It's actually hard for some babies to do at first... It's kinda amazing that you just sucked and it started flowing out. And also that they weren't sore/irritated from the baby sucking on them all the time |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:46 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse well i put my mouth around the areola and on the nipple part. idk man it just flowed out into my mouth. i asked her later about it and she said she was embarrassed about it. also she was really milky. like if i grabbed her tit and squeezed it would come right now and shoot pretty far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197734) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: carmine laughsome famous landscape painting he's flaming, you gullible cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197758) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse actually I'm not you faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197793) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:27 PM Author: Azure slimy trailer park hissy fit :(
Why don't you like me? |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:01 AM Author: Ebony Candlestick Maker After 6 months, your nips aren't sore anymore. There really isn't a "special way" only babies can suckle - otherwise, pumps wouldn't work. It's feasible milk gushed out. I'm surprised she didn't warn him. Also, what fucking idiot adult doesn't realize that breastfeeding is a thing?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198883) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 2:12 AM Author: Insane irradiated location place of business Flame. A huge percentage of women admit to sexual stimulation from breast feeding and feel shame because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199485) |
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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:34 PM Author: mahogany theater stage fanboi lmao @ ur moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29453792) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Green self-centered patrolman azn 1) HOw the fuck could you be that dumb? 2) WHy the fuck were you hooking up with a chick with a fuckgin 6 month old? wtf? |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse um because she was hot and 22 years old. why the fuck would i think about breast milk while i was about to have sex with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197723) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:41 PM Author: Aromatic principal's office Yes. It's much sweeter than cow or goat milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197693) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse also it is not thick or anything. its clear when i saw it maybe a bit milky but lighter than fat free milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197738) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: Aromatic principal's office Yeah, it was closer in consistency to water than to skim milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197762) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:49 PM Author: Sienna public bath Yes and it tasted pretty gross. Pretty sure I am the only one in this thread who is not full of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197764) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:50 PM Author: Aromatic principal's office perhaps you had a low grade supplier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197776) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Azure slimy trailer park hissy fit lol she's been pregnant twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198205) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:51 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse ok bro. i sucked on titty milk for a year and half while i dated this chick. i think i know a thing or two about a thing or two (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197788) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 9:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed Puppy It's not that bad. It has kind of a sweet taste not like pasteurized cows milk for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29197790) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:26 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye i just hope it isn't too sweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198146) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: Azure slimy trailer park hissy fit I'm correct that it doesn't just gush out like that right? the baby has to figure out what it's doing and apply the right amount of pressure? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198165) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse dude if you suck on the tit it comes out fast. idk what this guy is talking about. you will have a mouth full of milk before it hits the back of your throat and you know what is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198183) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:35 PM Author: painfully honest useless brakes nowag Yes basically babby has to learn how to latch on and suckle properly.
However if babby has already drunk a bit and is getting tired or lazy you can squeeze your boob gently to make the milk spurt and wake babby up and start suckling again. If you get to the point where babby has totally run out of enthusiasm and you still have milk left you can express the rest.
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Azure slimy trailer park hissy fit that's what I thought... It doesn't just gush out because someone's sucking on it
my friend described the breast feeding process and her son was like retarded or something cause he couldn't figure out how to do it lol
I swear if this were caveman days with no pediatricians and books and breast pumps and internet that poor babby would be dead right now |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:53 PM Author: Sienna public bath My dumb ape of a son would be dead right along with him because he never got the hang of it either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198845) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:32 AM Author: painfully honest useless brakes nowag Both my kids were good feeders, I didn't have much trouble with either.
TBF apparently I do have "great breastfeeding nipples": those are the exact words one of the maternity nurses used when she first set out to show me how to do it in hospital.
Made me kind of proud actually. |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: Sienna public bath The bitch lactation consultant just sighed when she looked at mine like I had grown flat shitty nipples on purpose just to make her life harder. I am due in 2 weeks and I am giving formula from the get go if the new baby doesn't latch immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199118) |
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Date: November 27th, 2015 9:53 PM Author: Drab Private Investor Pregnant woman here. Can we exchange pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29264114) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:43 AM Author: lascivious up-to-no-good main people Pregnant woman here. Describe them please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199131) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:17 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye yeah when I asked my friend if I could try some, she thought it was pretty weird at first but apparently her man has also tried it so she said it actually wasn't that weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198057) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:28 PM Author: painfully honest useless brakes nowag Only my own. I offered it to my husband but he always refused. So I sneaked some into his coffee instead of regular milk. He didn't notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198158) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: Idiotic point Never had any desire to try it myself. Seems icky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198213) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:42 PM Author: Alcoholic claret church electric furnace What about your husband? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198268) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:08 PM Author: Idiotic point Nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198505) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 2:26 AM Author: appetizing ruddy ceo what the FUCK doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199521) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 10:44 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye thinking about getting a small bottle online as a sort of warm-up to the real thing. they're sold out on Amazon but they have it at www.onlythebreast.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198279) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed Puppy *sponsored poast* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198513) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:04 PM Author: 180 zippy nursing home background story it's really sweet and warm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198463) |
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Date: November 16th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye yea I'm trying to think of a subtle way to tell her that I would prefer it fresh, but this might make her change her mind so probably won't ask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198561) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: 180 zippy nursing home background story is this your wife or something? just suck her nipples bro. nothing complicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198890) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:07 AM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye nah just a friend from work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198905) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:09 AM Author: 180 zippy nursing home background story WTF? Is dad in the picture? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198915) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye yea he helped set it up because apparently he tried it and thought it was amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198972) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:18 AM Author: 180 zippy nursing home background story Steer clear, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198974) |
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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:15 PM Author: Glittery idea he suggested karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29379691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:03 AM Author: Ebony Candlestick Maker Tastes like sugar water to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29198886) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 12:44 AM Author: mildly autistic athletic conference i want to say i'll never do it, but i'm pretty sure i'm going to try my wife's. out of a bottle though. i'll never tell anyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199138) |
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Date: November 17th, 2015 1:50 AM Author: judgmental orchestra pit boiling water Sure. I've had some leak out on me. Tastes sweet. The stuff must be heath full though. At least as healthy as grinding up a perfectly healthy human and eating them, that must be the most healthy food. How could it not be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29199400) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye well brothers, my day in the sun is over. this particular breast milk had a sweet, nutty taste that i'll always remember. am I depressed? no. do I wish i had more breast milk? yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29231435) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:20 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye dammit - i think i'm going to have to ask her for some more - i just tried some regular milk and literally spit it out like, really? this is milk? how do people even drink regular cow milk - nothing compares to breast milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232281) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:24 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse you do know drinking breast milk is a very high HIV transmission. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232313) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:35 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye it's not like i'm trying to get a gallon of the stuff though, I just want a little more to hold me over during thanksgiving. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232384) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:38 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse has she been tested within the last 6 months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232399) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:43 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye i dunno dude - if i start up with this silly-talk she might decide that i don't deserve any more favors - you think i want to take that risk? certainly not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232455) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:45 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse very true.have you added chocolate to it? it is so much better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232472) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:55 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye nah i prefer it natural - quality breast milk already has a slight nutty taste which is the perfect flavor i think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232550) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 7:57 PM Author: Know-it-all Meetinghouse ask her to eat pears. it gives it a much richer taste. also if she eats asparagus it tastes sweeter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29232564) |
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Date: November 24th, 2015 1:23 AM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye knew this would be bad idea to ask her :-( her text honestly said "enjoy your cow milk, you'll never taste mine again!" |
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Date: November 22nd, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Mustard cerebral heaven turdskin London once had an ice-cream shop were ice-cream was made of breast milk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29231447) |
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Date: November 27th, 2015 2:28 AM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye you know what? I'm never drinking breast milk again. I'm quitting. Did I buy some on Amazon? Yes, but I can return it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29260294) |
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Date: November 27th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: Drab Private Investor "Breast milk... You make my da-aay..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29264121) |
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Date: December 12th, 2015 2:32 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye not flame, i had a talk about breast milk last night with date. she told me basically that, not only am i a weirdmo, but breast milk is not as good as it sounds. i was very disapoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29364375) |
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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:34 PM Author: lemon selfie brunch lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29379852) |
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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Gay thirsty forum Hell yeah. Sucked straight from my wife's tit during a particularly depraved round of drunken sex. Very sweet.
The poaster above is right that it can just flow but every tit is different and some women have a tough time producing. |
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Date: December 19th, 2015 4:10 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye Apparently they call that "straight up," which is good, but there are even more fantastic things.
Like wine basically, if you're able to get a little bit, and then save it over time, it develops a deeper flavor. Have you noticed that some of the best breastmilk has a nice nutty flavor? Well, imagine that flavor getting even bolder over time. |
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:39 PM Author: lemon selfie brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29440714) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Rusted cocky university (Rictus Erectus) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29440770) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Kitchen Mexican (puff daddy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29440789) |
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Date: December 25th, 2015 7:33 PM Author: Talented Fear-inspiring Pit just a taste is such a nimble thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#29453791) |
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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:18 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye Just tried Portuguese breast milk for the 1st time in years - wow it's perfect for a summertime blend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#30872782) |
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Date: October 6th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye saving the rest for next summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#31576695) |
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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:57 PM Author: Aquamarine Kitty Cat Round Eye about to uncork the Portuguese (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#35726350) |
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Date: March 1st, 2017 10:33 PM Author: lascivious up-to-no-good main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#32732313) |
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Date: May 6th, 2017 12:13 PM Author: Talented Fear-inspiring Pit about to cop some Norwegian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#33244166) |
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Date: September 9th, 2017 1:15 AM Author: Talented Fear-inspiring Pit Finland is the GOAT btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3046977&forum_id=2#34170587) |