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Masculine SUVs: 4runner, Land Cruiser, G-Wagon, Wrangler
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:07 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House that's pretty much it. Legit rugged truck-based SUVs + pick-up trucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235720) |
Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:09 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part Suburban needs to be on here along with the ML class and X5 in upper level trims. Obviously the base v6 models are for women, but the AMG/M versions are badass.
Fuck it. Throw the cayenne in on the list too now that the Macan is out there to take more women buyers. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:12 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House M-Class and BMW SUVs are crossover pieces of shit, not remotely masculine. The fastest SUVs are the Range Rover Sport SVR and the Cayenne Turbo, but they aren't exactly masculine. Newer Land Rovers are gimped in ruggedness compared to the historical models. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235730) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:19 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part Lol @ Wranglers being masculine, its one of 2 vehicles Barbies get to drive.
Meanwhile, Arab oil shieks get driven around in convoys of ML63 AMGs and shit. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:20 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House They don't drive MLs that are crossover shits. They drive Land Cruisers, which is why the new models are expensive.
I didn't want to mention it, but compared to 99% of other SUVs it at least retains some masculinity, since it's one of the few. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:22 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part Oh shit lmao I totally mixed the ML and GL up, I meant to say the full-size one not the mid. Does this change your opinion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235754) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:24 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House No, GL is still a crossover. The reason why the original G-Class is still in production is exclusively due to arab demand, they want a legit suv, not a crossover piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235757) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:27 AM Author: house-broken cocky site I think the GL can be manly, but only the AMG version. I don't know if you've seen it in person, but it's fucking AWESOME, and definitely not something you would see a woman lusting after (she'd probably want some faggy GLK-class SUV or something). The GL AMG is fucking HUGE (Tahoe or Expedition-sized), has 20+ inch wheels, a biturbo V8, and is slammed to look really, really low to the ground. It's fucking extraordinary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235764) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:31 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House ( really low to the ground.)
That's exactly why it's useless, they don't want some bloated station wagon that will get stuck in sand, etc.
Note the last line about offroading, most SUVS including crossover garbage like the GL/ML won't do that:
http://edgardaily.com/en/cars-gear/2015/why-is-dubai-obsessed-with-the-mercedes-g-class-9356
That's why for the arabs, it's either Land Cruiser, Nissan Patrol, or Mercedes G-class, and for poor arabs there are also some Mitsubishi Pajeros, etc. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:36 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part http://www.carmag.co.za/carmag/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Mercedes-Benz-GL-Class-is-a-serious-off-roader.jpg
It has fully adjustable air suspension that can extend to 300 mm of ground clearance. That's SVT Raptor territory broseph. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:40 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House It's a piece of shit, it's not remotely designed for offroading, that's why arabs prefer the g-class.
Even Range Rovers are way more capable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0qWHJ6FLTY |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM Author: Translucent Geriatric Temple Laser Beams What is this flame? GL class is primarily for the US market. It's for soccer moms too self-conscious to drive a Tahoe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235856) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:24 AM Author: house-broken cocky site >Suburban needs to be on here along with the ML class and X5 in upper level trims.
Bro...the only men driving X5's are latte-sipping twinks, and people whose wives made them buy it. You don't see someone stepping out of an X5 (or any mid-sized unibody SUV) and think, "now THAT'S a manly man." |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:09 AM Author: balding nursing home Legit rugged truck-based SUVs g-wagon |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:14 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House The Land Cruiser and Wrangler are older. The G-Class is only as old as the 4runner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235734) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:12 AM Author: Swashbuckling parlour water buffalo (guy driving a "masculine" automatic toyota Camry and thinking about getting a 4runner with a backup camera) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235731) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:15 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House 4runner is based on the Hilux that ISIS use. You also see them with Land Cruisers, they're no joke. They beat the shit out of Jeeps and Land Rovers in real offroad capability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235738) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:31 AM Author: house-broken cocky site You're right about the Land Cruiser basically being an extended Hilux, but the 4Runner isn't built the same way (it's derived from the Land Cruiser Prado, which is a midsize, consumer-focused SUV in Japan) and is really meant for consumers. 4Runners are still pretty badass, though. But if you want something indestructible, then you'd get a Hilux, a Land Cruiser or a G-Wagen, because those three are MEANT to be indestructible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235784) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:38 AM Author: Avocado Step-uncle's House The Prado is the signature Land Cruiser model in some markets where the full Land Cruiser is too expensive.
Land Cruisers are an independent platform altogether, although they're truck-based.
The Hilux is originally from Hino Motors, which Toyota acquired 40+ years ago. The Fortuner (the 4runner's cousin) is directly based on the Hilux. There is some platform sharing. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:25 AM Author: hairraiser haunting jewess Range Rover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235760) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:29 AM Author: peach twinkling uncleanness No we are talking about what you use to tow girl cars when they break down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235769) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:32 AM Author: house-broken cocky site lol, OWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235788) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:44 AM Author: Racy indian lodge cuckoldry Androgynous 5'10.5" paedomorph lawyer here. I drive an Acura RDX. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235929) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:46 AM Author: Scarlet rehab fat ankles Wranglers are strictly for "masculine" gays now. 250-lb bears in jean shorts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235937) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:50 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235951) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:53 AM Author: Translucent Geriatric Temple Laser Beams Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235959) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:54 AM Author: Bateful Drunken Toaster fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235964) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:01 AM Author: Outnumbered Theatre Cr, and is also the 4WD alternative to Mustangs for teenage girls. Have been rearended twice in the last year by texting teenage girls driving Wranglers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236469) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:02 AM Author: Contagious maroon area Wranglers have cool styling and I like that they never tried to fix what wasn't broken -- but riding in them sucks. They are really uncomfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236477) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:05 AM Author: coiffed party of the first part You take that back, for one the citadel trim is baller as fuck and the R/T has a 5.7 hemi. It will be getting the hellcat motor sometime in the 2017 model year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236497) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:02 AM Author: self-centered genital piercing forum I have a Subaru Forester and it's cr, call me what you will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236478) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:04 AM Author: Contagious maroon area That's a lesbian car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236495) |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:44 AM Author: Exhilarant smoky den filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37501399) |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:50 AM Author: purple community account puppy lol at the endless parade of dicklickers trolling for Landcruisers on XO these days. yea, I'm sure your going offroading every day and not just driving your faggot kids to school and running errands for your shrew wife.
they're nice cars but lol at them being used for "manly" purposes more than like 2% of the time. |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:52 AM Author: Exhilarant smoky den filthpig yeah they are awesome but at $85k? come on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37501438) |
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Date: January 30th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: Glittery bisexual deer antler we don't actually own them, just wish we did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37695205) |
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:43 PM Author: useless cyan meetinghouse i have farm plates on my 2003 Wrangler. i also use it offroad at least weekly (with a trailer) doing shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#40145956) |
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:51 PM Author: Glittery bisexual deer antler https://i.imgur.com/VelpRsA.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#40146029) |