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Masculine SUVs: 4runner, Land Cruiser, G-Wagon, Wrangler
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:07 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor that's pretty much it. Legit rugged truck-based SUVs + pick-up trucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235720) |
Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:09 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner Suburban needs to be on here along with the ML class and X5 in upper level trims. Obviously the base v6 models are for women, but the AMG/M versions are badass.
Fuck it. Throw the cayenne in on the list too now that the Macan is out there to take more women buyers. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:12 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor M-Class and BMW SUVs are crossover pieces of shit, not remotely masculine. The fastest SUVs are the Range Rover Sport SVR and the Cayenne Turbo, but they aren't exactly masculine. Newer Land Rovers are gimped in ruggedness compared to the historical models. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235730) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:19 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner Lol @ Wranglers being masculine, its one of 2 vehicles Barbies get to drive.
Meanwhile, Arab oil shieks get driven around in convoys of ML63 AMGs and shit. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:20 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor They don't drive MLs that are crossover shits. They drive Land Cruisers, which is why the new models are expensive.
I didn't want to mention it, but compared to 99% of other SUVs it at least retains some masculinity, since it's one of the few. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:22 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner Oh shit lmao I totally mixed the ML and GL up, I meant to say the full-size one not the mid. Does this change your opinion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235754) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:24 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor No, GL is still a crossover. The reason why the original G-Class is still in production is exclusively due to arab demand, they want a legit suv, not a crossover piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235757) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:27 AM Author: Frisky location I think the GL can be manly, but only the AMG version. I don't know if you've seen it in person, but it's fucking AWESOME, and definitely not something you would see a woman lusting after (she'd probably want some faggy GLK-class SUV or something). The GL AMG is fucking HUGE (Tahoe or Expedition-sized), has 20+ inch wheels, a biturbo V8, and is slammed to look really, really low to the ground. It's fucking extraordinary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235764) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:31 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor ( really low to the ground.)
That's exactly why it's useless, they don't want some bloated station wagon that will get stuck in sand, etc.
Note the last line about offroading, most SUVS including crossover garbage like the GL/ML won't do that:
http://edgardaily.com/en/cars-gear/2015/why-is-dubai-obsessed-with-the-mercedes-g-class-9356
That's why for the arabs, it's either Land Cruiser, Nissan Patrol, or Mercedes G-class, and for poor arabs there are also some Mitsubishi Pajeros, etc. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:36 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner http://www.carmag.co.za/carmag/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Mercedes-Benz-GL-Class-is-a-serious-off-roader.jpg
It has fully adjustable air suspension that can extend to 300 mm of ground clearance. That's SVT Raptor territory broseph. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:40 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor It's a piece of shit, it's not remotely designed for offroading, that's why arabs prefer the g-class.
Even Range Rovers are way more capable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0qWHJ6FLTY |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM Author: fuchsia hall What is this flame? GL class is primarily for the US market. It's for soccer moms too self-conscious to drive a Tahoe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235856) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:24 AM Author: Frisky location >Suburban needs to be on here along with the ML class and X5 in upper level trims.
Bro...the only men driving X5's are latte-sipping twinks, and people whose wives made them buy it. You don't see someone stepping out of an X5 (or any mid-sized unibody SUV) and think, "now THAT'S a manly man." |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:09 AM Author: motley stock car Legit rugged truck-based SUVs g-wagon |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:14 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor The Land Cruiser and Wrangler are older. The G-Class is only as old as the 4runner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235734) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:12 AM Author: Up-to-no-good lascivious sanctuary nowag (guy driving a "masculine" automatic toyota Camry and thinking about getting a 4runner with a backup camera) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235731) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:15 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor 4runner is based on the Hilux that ISIS use. You also see them with Land Cruisers, they're no joke. They beat the shit out of Jeeps and Land Rovers in real offroad capability. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235738) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:31 AM Author: Frisky location You're right about the Land Cruiser basically being an extended Hilux, but the 4Runner isn't built the same way (it's derived from the Land Cruiser Prado, which is a midsize, consumer-focused SUV in Japan) and is really meant for consumers. 4Runners are still pretty badass, though. But if you want something indestructible, then you'd get a Hilux, a Land Cruiser or a G-Wagen, because those three are MEANT to be indestructible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235784) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:38 AM Author: Wonderful Parlor The Prado is the signature Land Cruiser model in some markets where the full Land Cruiser is too expensive.
Land Cruisers are an independent platform altogether, although they're truck-based.
The Hilux is originally from Hino Motors, which Toyota acquired 40+ years ago. The Fortuner (the 4runner's cousin) is directly based on the Hilux. There is some platform sharing. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM Author: apoplectic resort toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#36866441) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:25 AM Author: cracking navy therapy locus Range Rover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235760) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:29 AM Author: aromatic puppy No we are talking about what you use to tow girl cars when they break down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235769) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 7:32 AM Author: Frisky location lol, OWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235788) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:44 AM Author: pale associate Androgynous 5'10.5" paedomorph lawyer here. I drive an Acura RDX. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235929) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:46 AM Author: Doobsian Keepsake Machete Wranglers are strictly for "masculine" gays now. 250-lb bears in jean shorts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235937) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:50 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235951) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:53 AM Author: fuchsia hall Yikes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235959) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:54 AM Author: Contagious obsidian stage fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235964) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:01 AM Author: Sinister tantric rehab Cr, and is also the 4WD alternative to Mustangs for teenage girls. Have been rearended twice in the last year by texting teenage girls driving Wranglers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236469) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:02 AM Author: racy maize incel police squad Wranglers have cool styling and I like that they never tried to fix what wasn't broken -- but riding in them sucks. They are really uncomfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236477) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM Author: mischievous queen of the night actually know this exact person, so odd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#36866443) |
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:39 PM Author: mentally impaired trailer park gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#40145925) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 8:59 AM Author: Lilac diverse trust fund principal's office Durango (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235977) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 9:03 AM Author: pale associate Isn't it just a prole JGC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29235999) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:05 AM Author: impressive shaky mental disorder corner You take that back, for one the citadel trim is baller as fuck and the R/T has a 5.7 hemi. It will be getting the hellcat motor sometime in the 2017 model year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236497) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:02 AM Author: electric sex offender business firm I have a Subaru Forester and it's cr, call me what you will (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236478) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:04 AM Author: racy maize incel police squad That's a lesbian car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236495) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2015 11:10 AM Author: pale associate cr small SUV/crossover if the AWD turbo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#29236521) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM Author: apoplectic resort toilet seat wagoneer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#36866445) |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:44 AM Author: arousing charcoal water buffalo blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37501399) |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:50 AM Author: sienna faggot firefighter property lol at the endless parade of dicklickers trolling for Landcruisers on XO these days. yea, I'm sure your going offroading every day and not just driving your faggot kids to school and running errands for your shrew wife.
they're nice cars but lol at them being used for "manly" purposes more than like 2% of the time. |
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Date: December 31st, 2018 9:52 AM Author: arousing charcoal water buffalo blood rage yeah they are awesome but at $85k? come on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37501438) |
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Date: January 30th, 2019 9:58 PM Author: apoplectic resort toilet seat we don't actually own them, just wish we did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#37695205) |
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:43 PM Author: Vigorous Native i have farm plates on my 2003 Wrangler. i also use it offroad at least weekly (with a trailer) doing shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#40145956) |
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:51 PM Author: apoplectic resort toilet seat https://i.imgur.com/VelpRsA.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3051948&forum_id=2#40146029) |