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life seems so much more chill back then

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From: GAWD::HORSE 4-JAN-1991 08:41:07.64

To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK

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Subj: Come and Play Horse!!!

Hey all you Basketball Fans!!! Horse is going out on field test today.

Please come and play a game while you're having your Friday donut.

A 6-pack of your favorite beverage goes to anyone finding a serious bug.

Thanks,

The Horse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#29246652)

From: GAWD::SALWITZ 14-JAN-1991 11:18:26.23

To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK

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Subj: Here we go...

Well somebody has to do it.. (2 days to go).

Once we go to war there will be no turning back. There will be sons and

daughters and fathers and mothers killed. There will be thousands of Americans

killed and thousands more disfigured so that their lives will never be the same.

It may be a fast war, it may be a decisive war, but no war is a clean war.

The Arabs may or may not remember that Hussein attacked Kuwait but they

will most certainly remember the Arabs killed when the allied forces attack.

If we destroy Iraq there will be millions of refugees. They will not be looking

at America as their savior.

Going to war represents a major defeat for the administration. All the

talk about a "single voice" in the U.S. being the single greatest chance for

peace is just so much B.S. when the war starts.

I believe that sanctions should be given more time. One possible action

at this time is a full military blockade, stopping all air, sea and ground

transport into and out of Iraq. This is technically an act of war, but it will

kill many fewer people.

Peace,

JFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#29246696)

i can imagine this guy wearing an 80s ponytail and dangly earring, going to a STOP THE GULF WAR rally in 1991. blasting Fugazi on cassette in his car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#29250006)

To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK

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Subj: Hey Fags...

Who ever has been going to the bathroom and stuffing it up every morning stop. I will skull fuck the next cocksucker that overflows the toilet.

Peace,

JFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#29250004)

To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK

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Subj: Wanted: info on recycling piss jugs

Does anyone know of a place that takes plastic water bottles to be recycled (big 2.5 gallon and 1 gallon bottles). I've had no luck finding a place and they're piling up. You can make great toilet tank water saving reservoirs out of them if anyone wants them!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#34249094)

To: @SYS$MAIL:JUNK

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Subj: THUMBS DOWN

WELL I DECIDED TO SPLURGE FOR NEW YEARS EVE. I MADE THE RESERVATIONS MONTHS IN ADVANCE. I CALLED AHEAD 1/2 HOUR BEFORE TO SEE IF THEY WERE BEHIND SCHEDULE. I WAS TOLD ABOUT 10 MINUTES. SO I SHOWED UP ON TIME. I WAITED 50 MINUTES BEFORE

I LEFT. ALL I RECIEVED WAS VERY INSINCERE APOLOGIES, AND THE STATEMENT (I QUOTE) "WELL BY THE TIME YOU GET ANY WHERE ELSE IT WILL BE JUST AS LONG A WAIT".

SO WHERE WAS THIS, YOU ASK. A DIVE CALLED "LE MOUTON NOIR"

THIS PLACE HAS GOOD FOOD, BUT I REFUSE TO WAIT FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING REAMED OUT IN THE POCKET BOOK. GOOD FOOD DOES NOT MAKE UP FOR AN ATMOSPHERE OF HOSTILE SNOBBERY.

P.S. THIS IS NOT A SNAP JUDGEMENT, AS ON A PREVIOUS VISIT FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION I WAITED MORE THAN AN HOUR AFTER BEING SEATED TO RECIEVE (AN ADMITTEDLY GOOD) DINNER.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#34249151)

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its all so long ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3053340&forum_id=2#46665735)