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TOXIC
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is this xo's current toxicity du jour?
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nature of the assignment
self-absorbed dashing locus
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heady hissy fit
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Call your dad today.
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Call you dads often.
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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:24 AM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29297534)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 8:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy mediation indian lodge

fuck

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:23 AM
Author: tripping razzmatazz roast beef



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Autistic adventurous nursing home

Stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29297770)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic principal's office mood

like a dagger through my heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29297780)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: cobalt wonderful lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310281)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Copper Private Investor Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209199)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766461)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Autistic adventurous nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29309147)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: irradiated federal crotch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29309152)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: Onyx mad cow disease depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310270)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: vivacious azure scourge upon the earth senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310275)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:22 PM
Author: Thirsty hairy legs mexican

...but he had that big merger and was running point...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310283)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: snowy indirect expression international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310285)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage

but he was so proud you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310288)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: arousing market

Ouch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29310344)



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Date: December 4th, 2015 6:04 PM
Author: Trip fear-inspiring toilet seat



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy mediation indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29884610)



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Date: February 21st, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Khaki Marvelous Doctorate

"he knew you were busy with your career. he knew it meant a lot to you, and he hoped it was making you happy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#29884628)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: cowardly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258152)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258155)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: excitant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258207)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: sadistic splenetic famous landscape painting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258213)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Tantric marketing idea state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209129)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: stimulating voyeur

fuck *slams a whole bottle of tums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209141)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36541960)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy boiling water

fuck you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766625)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766654)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: violent brunch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766921)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: exciting low-t masturbator

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766937)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:31 AM
Author: Bearded avocado native knife

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641253)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36272639)



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Date: August 8th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36582102)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:34 PM
Author: cobalt wonderful lay

*gulp*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766509)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Pearly Location Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Henna Genital Piercing

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766552)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37864445)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: Elite dun base black woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258018)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: boyish address

"after he crashed that last harley, he couldn't go to any more jimmy buffet shows and he just kind of dried up without his parrotheads. but at least he got to enjoy his beach house during his golden years.

"hey, still renting? don't you think it's time you settle down, big guy? you're not going to be able to keep a girl and have kids in that dinky little studio. i guess you must be having a lot of fun in the big apple!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258144)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: orchid sickened public bath sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262328)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:56 AM
Author: big trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262360)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:57 AM
Author: deep awkward cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262364)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: judgmental dingle berry pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262372)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: self-absorbed dashing locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262374)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Tantric marketing idea state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30739131)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: Racy boistinker meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766645)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:13 AM
Author: Carmine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539298)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36543133)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36543136)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: Mauve passionate stag film

oh damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36543145)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:00 AM
Author: Outnumbered love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36768448)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:54 AM
Author: fuchsia floppy french chef macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37578528)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Elite dun base black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37578611)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Cerise fanboi dilemma

mods help pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258222)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Fishy institution digit ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30258226)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: light dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262358)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Orange striped hyena

is this xo's current toxicity du jour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262368)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: self-absorbed dashing locus

nature of the assignment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30262375)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: heady hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209195)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Tantric marketing idea state

Call your dad today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#30739128)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mental Disorder Legend

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209143)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: opaque glittery stead affirmative action

Call you dads often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: gold circlehead garrison

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209133)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Hideous therapy

*Text from partner: "Sorry to hear about your father. Please check your email when you get a chance"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209183)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Spectacular infuriating casino

FW:FW:out-of-office

"You are out of town MONDAY too? did not realize you were that close. that's fine, but will really need you to hit the ground running on tuesday. plz communicate better about this sort of thing in future. txh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31210576)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:32 AM
Author: Bearded avocado native knife

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641254)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641259)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bonkers Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641264)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed mentally impaired corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36272643)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36274753)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Flatulent university water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36447843)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: sapphire charismatic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36543143)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:35 PM
Author: grizzly pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766516)



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Date: September 7th, 2018 8:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36766551)



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Date: January 8th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37549351)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 6:29 AM
Author: hairraiser cruel-hearted menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37577897)



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Date: January 12th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: Elite dun base black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37578505)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating voyeur

I never thought enemadood could die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209203)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Amber Gas Station

Did his buddy know my dad split when I was 6 and moved 850 away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31209873)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766582)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating Sticky Field

My child arrived just the other day

He came to the world in the usual way

But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay

He learned to walk while I was away

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew

He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad

You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day

He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad; come on, let's play

Can you teach me to throw?"

I said, "Not today, I got a lot to do."

He said, "That's okay."

And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed

And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah

You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then

You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day

So much like a man, I just had to say

"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"

He shook his head, and he said with a smile

"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys

See you later; can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired, and my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."

He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time

You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, dad

It's been sure nice talking to you."

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Little boy blue and the man in the moon

"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when

But we'll get together then, dad

We're gonna have a good time then."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: plum jewess trailer park

Fu :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539294)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 11:49 AM
Author: contagious duck-like step-uncle's house half-breed

I know this will never happen because my dad literally has no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766640)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Mauve passionate stag film

because of this thread i just bought tickets to go home for thanksgiving to see my mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766852)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage

Great man. That's a really good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766905)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: exciting low-t masturbator

good man. I'm sure she will appreciate it a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766941)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Mauve passionate stag film

havent been stateside in 18 months man....such a shit son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766947)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage

where do u live?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766950)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Mauve passionate stag film

Kiev

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766961)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: contagious duck-like step-uncle's house half-breed

:)

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31766943)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Mauve passionate stag film

my mom called my brother in tears she's so happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31767165)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant mother space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31768121)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Aromatic elastic band preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31768164)



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Date: November 1st, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Obsidian Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#31774225)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Khaki Marvelous Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517625)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 8:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy boiling water

of course op is nights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517634)



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Date: June 9th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: wild chestnut psychic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#33517700)



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Date: November 9th, 2017 5:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Bonkers Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#34641237)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35197769)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: wild chestnut psychic cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35198228)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: fuchsia floppy french chef macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#35785394)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36262472)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy office background story

(puts gun into mouth)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36262478)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire

Jokes on you, I have two moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36272707)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy office background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36539127)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Flickering place of business codepig

... so he has more friends than me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36541968)



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Date: September 8th, 2018 7:23 AM
Author: thriller salmon boltzmann dopamine

“yeah, but right now my law firm misses me, so excuse me a minute while I take this phone call.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#36768467)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37864383)



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Date: March 1st, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Flatulent university water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37864452)



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Date: March 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#37973041)



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Date: May 20th, 2019 3:16 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38261904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38400715)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#38400727)



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Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#42109266)



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Author: shivering gaped theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#42884579)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#46926332)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3060270&forum_id=2#47218473)