A day in the life of President Donald Trump's America
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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:25 AM Author: shivering pearl cuckold
6:30 am -wake up to the sound of another IED exploding on your block. Although the Sino-American War of 2019 has moved on from your city to more rural areas, its effects are still present. Metal dectetors are worth double their weight in gold.
7am-go to brew coffee, but realize that your coffee pot is completely broken. you haven't been able to afford and consumer products since Trump's trade wars with Mexico, Asia and Europe increased tariffs on imports to 250%.
8am - half naked, you stumble down your block to look for food. roving bands of "TrumpJugend" troll the streets with Sherwin Williams color charts. Anything darker than "stonebriar" will send you off to the trains. you look down, thankful your Hapa parents left you with pale-ish off white skin.
10pm - you walk past the Trump Buy (formerly Best Buy - every major brand and instituation was renamed "Trump" in 2017). in the display, Trump is talking about his latest mandate - deporting all people with surnames begining with "Mc." You look closer and holy shit - it's your wife (who disappeared in 2015) in the background of the speech. she appears to me part of Trump's harem.
noon - Go to your city's local TrumpLodge (daily visits required by law). There, you will receive directives and new regulations pertaining to your local jurisdiction of the TrumpReich. A group of "community elders," most of which have no or little formal education but supported Trump in the primaries, will bark orders at you.
tbc...
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Date: December 16th, 2015 5:50 PM Author: Anal Soul-stirring Trust Fund
THIS is TCOP:
A day in the life of Donald Trump's America.
Date: July 27th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: U.S v. Seven RCP-90s and a Golden Gun
6:00 AM: Your teenage son is getting in from his paper route he works 3 times a week. Given the lack of illegal labor, the demand for these jobs is filled by young people looking for some extra cash. Plus the bike route works his legs, which helped him earn that football scholarship to Auburn next fall to bang hot SEC chicks.
6:15 AM: You awake to a fresh cup of coffee, k-cups from your local CostCo average at about 8 cents a cup since Coffee producers are striving for the best deal with importers, lest they face the wrath of a 50% protective tariff.
6:45 AM: You get ready to write a check for your daughter's student loan payment, but it's not needed. The competitive labor force has forced equal pay for men and women and rather than having to room with an Elliot to make rent, she controls her own financial future and makes reasonable payments for her loans. She dates a nice Midwestern boy. You've already talked to him about what your daughter likes and he tells you, "Sir, I just want to make your daughter happy."
7:30 AM: Your wife sends you off to work after a breakfast of bacon and eggs. Recently you've been able to go to a single income, so she can maintain the house and kids. She also has time to workout during the day, she's dropped 15 pounds. You're actually late, but damn, the sex has never been better and she has never looked finer.
9:00 AM: You enjoy morning coffee with John, Tom, and Bill. Your portfolio filled with defense stocks rallied overnight amid news that the good boys at Blackwater have seized another oil field from ISIS. Trump intends to pump it out of the ground and ship it to the USA.
12:30 PM: Power lunch with the boss. You're served by a nice young college lady, again these jobs are no longer filled by illegal labor. You tip generously and enjoy the fresh grass-fed American beef that has become much cheaper as a result of Trump's economic policies. Ribeye pairs nicely with the inexpensive, but premium, California wine.
5:30 PM: You're home where your wife has prepared cornish game hens for dinner. Your son asks if he can get you a beer but he's going out tonight. Only so many times he gets to bang the head cheerleader before he heads off to Auburn. Thomas Smith, your landscaper, left a note appreciating your tip last week.
8:00 PM: You watch the news. China is in revolt and Iran, now a peaceful democracy thanks to a CIA funded revolution thought of by Trump, announces the death of 3 more leaders of ISIS. Young Iranians fly American flags in the streets and the new alliance, while fledgling, looks promising. POTUS Trump is in Russia where he has made an ally of Putin in their quest against Islamism. Syria quakes.
11:00 PM: Before retiring, your wife lets you finally try that thing you've always wanted to do since you just pulled in a big bonus. You sleep soundly and write your check for Trump's re-election campaign. To be picked up by your postman, Robert, the next day.
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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: jet milk
seriously lol'd @:
"You look closer and holy shit - it's your wife (who disappeared in 2015) in the background of the speech. she appears to be part of Trump's harem."
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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:46 AM Author: Filthy Site
1:00 - wake up in your office "nap pod," mandated by the increase white-collar productivity trump act of 2017, and realize that your lunchtime trump steak gave you a weird dream. next time you'll stick with the 16 oz jr size
3:30 - thanks to business reforms your firm was finally able to adopt under the trump hiring practices act of 2018, your new, superior secretary has gotten your billing done before you even asked. your assistant, who looks a lot like katrina pierson, has put together a conveniently organized dossier, enabling you to blow out of the office at five to five having billed a solid 8.5 in 8.75 hours in the building
5:30 - the boom in highway construction has made your commute home a breeze. you reflect that your new trump motors american car puts those shitty german imports to shame. XM news reports the latest terrorist outrage in sweden and compulsory transgender surgery in france. you shake your head with amused contempt as you bounce up your front steps
7:00 - relaxing amidst the tangled sheets with your dime piece SAHW, you decide to grab a trump whiskey and chill at home this evening rather than hit the town. after all, gotta save your strength so you can hit the $1M bonus band this year for 1900 hours. that new trump beachfront condo will be easily affordable if you stay focused
9:00 - with the kids in bed, your wife asks, with a gleam in her eye, if there's anything else you have in mind for the evening. "sure thing, babe," you grin, "just got one quick job first." you login to autoadmit and post an OP: "hey dennis4, U MAD FAGGIT?" then you follow her back upstairs, the shitlib national nightmare already forgotten, like a tax day long, long ago
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Date: December 16th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Stubborn Henna Kitty Cat Newt
*Wake up*
*Piss excellence*
*Make America great again*
*Repeat*
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