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Rachmiel has a sit-down with DBG during annual performance review

Rach - Thanks, DBG, for meeting with me for your annual perf...
my dog has more potential dates than I do
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the legacy of diaper
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CharlesXII
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180 I love these
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180, every single line. fucking brilliant.
12AFRAUD
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jfc people bump these more. Original content on XO must be r...
CharlesXII
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12AFRAUD
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998496847698463948
TS Amanda's Trans-Fleshlight
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lmfao "it's so fucking grating reading it day after ...
Non sequitur
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""'""'
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bowlcut autist
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damn breh, 180
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180
Terence McKenna
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holy shit
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
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these are the best. 180.
[account temporarily suspended]
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put some respek on my name
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Non sequitur
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Star Wars Diversity Alliance
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180
Baltimore Orioles
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180
(..retired..)
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Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes
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every one of these has been great
sun kil moon
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TS Amanda
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plz begin the titles for these w "PERFORMANCE REVIEW or...
don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker
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Thanks for your comment. It's always great to meet a fan. ...
my dog has more potential dates than I do
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just compile them in one place u lazy mfer
'''''''
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180
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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spring books
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masterwork.
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donny (retired)
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Fucking lost it at "not a wink I slept." 180 wo...
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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (we need TRUMP to get eight years of only the dankest memes)

Rach - Thanks, DBG, for meeting with me for your annual performance review. I don't get to NYC as often as I used to; but since I was in the area, it's always great to be able to do this in person.

DBG - Nice to see you too, Mr. Rachmiel.

Rach - I gotta tell you, I've never been this far up the island. Are you certain that Inwood is still technically in Manhattan?

DBG - Yep, sure is. Cheap as Hell, too. Why pay $6.50 for a cup of coffee in upper Manhattan when you can come out here and pay 30% less? I schlep the PDDJ up here whenever I can to teach her the value of a dollar -- that is, when she's not cramping or spazzing or just in general being a yente.

Rach - Um ... yes. About the PDDJ ...

DBG - This meeting is expense-able, right? I got tea instead of coffee regardless, saving a buck. I've got the monthly transit pass, so I won't have to charge for the fare ..

Rach - Yes, of course you can expense your beverage. Just talk to perish in accounts payable to make sure you're set up to receive disbursements.

DBG - Great. You know, I'm glad I got tea anyway. I can fill up with hot water on the way home.

Rach - ... yes ...

DBG - Or you know what? I'll just save the bag and use it later. Or give it to the PDDJ! Ha ha.

Rach - *ahem*

DBG - Sorry, Mr. Rachmiel. I'm just kind of nervous, you know?

Rach - Not a problem. Let's just dive right in, shall we? I want to start off by thanking you, again, at how well you handled the six month suspension. As you recall, we started receiving unwanted attention from the FBI and Interpol because of your pederast proclivities. We need a wide range of poasters and topics to keep the board moving and maximize our click rates and time-on-site metrics. I've never come down hard on someone like that before for poasting pictures. But I just had to make the call. You came up with an incredible IRL flame to cover for it, though.

DBG - Yeah, that was a bad week for me, not a wink I slept. But then I was going through my coupon newsletters and found an advert for Couchsurfers. And bam! The idea came to me. I'm just sorry I had to delay the suspension as long as I did until a girl took me up on the couch surfing offer.

Rach - That's ok, it worked out for the the best. Tell me, was it part of your plan to entrap plucot with your actions?

DBG - No! I had no idea that shikse was a mod or whatever for couchsurfing! I was just going to try to go out on top, pretend that I was so hurt and angry by whatever poaster -- julia or bluesmoke, most likely -- called me out. But when rasqie started running her wide mouth, everything clicked.

Rach - You definitely did the board a solid with that. I was able to terminate plucot's contract for cause, get out of the golden parachute, and rid the board of one of the worst hiring decisions I ever made. And all with completely leaving your pederast poasting in the past. Well done.

DBG - *giggles*

Rach - And here's your bonus check for your performance. It doesn't make up for the lost wages of your six month suspension, I know, but I was able to clear some dollars from our premiums budget and give this to you.

DBG - Wow, really? Thanks, Mr. Rachmiel!

Rach - You're very welcome. One thing we miss ... wait, what are you doing?

DBG - *takes picture of check* Huh? Oh, just depositing this check now. I have to get it in by 4pm in order to be sure the amount credits today. Otherwise I'm just giving that night's interest to the bank.

Rach - O ... K. Listen, DBG, I don't have a ton of time. It's going to take me at least an hour to get back to central Manhattan.

DBG - Almost done ... ok, there. Sorry about that.

Rach - Sure. So I was saying, you've stayed away from pic poasting for the most part. I know that was a condition of your suspension. I think the board really missed the IDF-chick-threading, though, so you I think you can go back to doing that. Just make sure that they're clearly of age, ok? No pervy beach shots taken with your POS Canon telephoto lens.

DBG - Ok, Mr. Rachmiel. I certainly have a bunch of those pics saved! Ha ha. I'll just have to figure out a way to keep them from the PDDJ ...

Rach - Yes, about her. I have to congratulate you again, we've never had a poaster run a dating-a-jewish-girl schtick before. Very original. And your thread metrics are off the charts. But I think the schtick has become stale.

DBG - Wha? Huh? Stale?

Rach - Yes, DBG. Believe me, I know exactly what it's like to be living with jewish women. You're not exaggerating anything with what you're poasting. But, G-ddamn, it's so fucking grating reading it day after day. It's almost worse to read it in text rather than actually live it, if that makes any sense.

DBG - I .. don't .. huh?

Rach - Yeah, it's rough. It would be one thing if you were poasting pictures of her PDD's, but you've been following your picture poasting restrictions since your return from suspension. Thank you again for that, by the way. But the board has an insatiable appetite for chickpicthreading. That's another reason why it's a good idea for you to start IDF-chick-threading again soon.

DBG - Ok, Mr. Rachmiel, I'll keep that in mind.

Rach - Also, you should plan out when you're going to poast the inevitable breakup-moving out story with the PDDJ. We had it planned for Q4 2016 going into Q1 2017, but we're going to have more than enough TRUMPthreading to cover us at the end of the year. It's best if you move that break-up sooner ... maybe even as soon as the end of this month.

DBG - Before the vacation? But my expense spreadsheets!

Rach - Listen, I don't care if you actually do break up with her. I don't care if her DD's are really P or just elaborate flame. But we have to do what's best for the board.

DBG - Ok, Mr. Rachmiel. I'll get right on that.

Rach - Excellent. Otherwise, DBG, as you can see from your review, I marked you as "Excellent" overall, but with the reprimand remaining in your file. I look forward to seeing how you finish the year and we'll be in a position to talk about a new contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257733)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: the legacy of diaper (freddie)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257744)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:18 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257755)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: ~~~~~~~-.-~~~~~~ ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:24 PM
Author: flyfisher110 ( )

"Oh, just depositing this check now. I have to get it in by 4pm in order to be sure the amount credits today. Otherwise I'm just giving that night's interest to the bank. "

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258860)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Brillo Reilly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30264220)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,,..,.,,..,,....,.,.,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#33828814)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 8:10 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226193)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


180 I love these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257823)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: 12AFRAUD (*)

180, every single line. fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30257990)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

jfc people bump these more. Original content on XO must be rewarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258753)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: 12AFRAUD (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258922)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: TS Amanda's Trans-Fleshlight

998496847698463948

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258764)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )

lmfao

"it's so fucking grating reading it day after day. It's almost worse to read it in text rather than actually live it, if that makes any sense."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258804)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: ""'""'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258856)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258832)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: .,,,.,,;;;...,,,,,,..;,.,,;;.,;;.,,.,;;..;;.,,,.


damn breh, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258904)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Terence McKenna

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258914)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258923)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: [account temporarily suspended] (artist formerly known as prince)

these are the best. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258930)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: put some respek on my name



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30258959)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Non sequitur ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30259039)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Star Wars Diversity Alliance



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30259703)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,.....,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30259770)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:31 AM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30261831)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Baltimore Orioles (J. Timberlake)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30261844)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: (..retired..) (not agreeably servile)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30261854)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:43 AM
Author: Cass Sunstein's Faceful of Pubes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30261861)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:02 AM
Author: sun kil moon (kctp)

every one of these has been great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30261899)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:16 AM
Author: TS Amanda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30262291)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:33 AM
Author: don't run xo po process servers see ur moniker

plz begin the titles for these w "PERFORMANCE REVIEW or similar so they're searchable, or else make a compilatiion thread w links

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30262331)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (we need TRUMP to get eight years of only the dankest memes)

Thanks for your comment. It's always great to meet a fan.

I've already started the series of threads with a clear title structure. I can't change that now. But you'll note, they all start with Rachmiel. Have you tried searching for that term?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30262883)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: '''''''

just compile them in one place u lazy mfer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#33828743)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (TRUMP)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30262921)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: .....,////.......... (brother Slashmo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30263118)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: spring books (books tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30263195)



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Date: May 1st, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (running the picket fence on Cruz & Kasich)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#30387179)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: .,..,....,.....,.,....,,....,......,......,,.,.,.. (* .)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#33828725)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:35 AM
Author: .,..,....,.....,.,....,,....,......,......,,.,.,.. (* .)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#33829499)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: .,..,....,.....,.,....,,....,......,......,,.,.,.. (@realcharliebrown)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226027)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: prince

masterwork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226038)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: TS Amanda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226064)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: donny (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226072)



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Date: September 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: can't believe this moniker was available (his name is my name)

Fucking lost it at "not a wink I slept."

180 work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34226109)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: .,..,....,.....,.,....,,....,......,......,,.,.,.. (@realcharliebrown)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3193389&forum_id=2#34467080)