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Love the casual, gratuitous ben & jerry's namedropping
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  05/07/16
JJC is very brand-driven.
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  05/04/16
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Bonkers Cumskin
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Grizzly Masturbator
  03/05/22
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  05/04/16
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charismatic trailer park
  05/04/16
it's probably the same autistic AZN behind both
Useless razzmatazz main people juggernaut
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Crystalline idiotic cuckold space
  05/04/16
BRUTAL takedown reply: "Getting girls for one-nighte...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
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  05/04/16
lol
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rose slap-happy generalized bond
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Bonkers Cumskin
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Topaz embarrassed to the bone dragon resort
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Fishy Internet-worthy Skinny Woman Stage
  01/12/18
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Violent hairraiser church gay wizard
  12/31/21
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This subhuman gook's absolutely insane thoughts on bschool: ...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
This cannot be real
bat-shit-crazy jewess
  05/04/16
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Bonkers Cumskin
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CANNOT make this autistic shit up: "I agree with you...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
This belongs in a textbook to illustrate autism
bat-shit-crazy jewess
  05/04/16
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twinkling menage gunner
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Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
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He really thinks women will only fucks guys from certain sch...
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(diesel knee deep in puss while JJC touts his pedigree in an...
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  12/31/21
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Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
How do people know so much about this dude and connect him t...
Tripping massive toilet seat site
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He's pretty low IQ and his sock puppets are completely obvio...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Lol
Tripping massive toilet seat site
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to be fair, pensive is objectively high-IQ and does the same...
soul-stirring unhinged house
  05/04/16
encouraging himself from a sockpuppet: "I keep telli...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Sockpuppet slobbering about HBS: "Doesn't it deserve...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
WTF!: "Armed with logic and the five senses, one has...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Addendum to the fan fiction email!: "Update. Friend ...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Fantasizing about what it's like to have friends: "H...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
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follow up: "He's a few years younger than me. Having...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
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Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
180 thread
twinkling menage gunner
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Crystalline idiotic cuckold space
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UNREAL!: "You are overanalyzing this. These people g...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
So far "derivatives" "GS" and "dete...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
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From a sockpuppet: "What is the point of your story,...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
This one thread: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/e-mai...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
180 thread lol
Tripping massive toilet seat site
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Gooks like this should be kept in a zoo
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  05/07/16
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Bonkers Cumskin
  05/04/16
WTF is wrong with this guy
Chrome area
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I work out everyday, and i'm pretty sure i'm in better shape...
puce corner
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Chrome area
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what if he is just some masterful Johnsmeyer-esq internet tr...
puce corner
  05/04/16
I would be impressed.
Chrome area
  05/04/16
WHat don't you get? They're hanging out with vandy girls wh...
exhilarant sound barrier
  05/04/16
lol'ing pretty hard at surf lodge being "exclusive"...
Chrome area
  05/04/16
jeez, this is fucking hard to read.
yellow stimulating kitchen
  05/05/16
Along with all Muslims, TRUMP should ban HAN CHINESE.
Swashbuckling potus
  05/04/16
jjc is Korean
Chrome area
  05/04/16
My point stands.
Swashbuckling potus
  05/04/16
fair
Cyan deranged milk
  02/15/18
Jfc RSF Date: February 15th, 2018 2:48 PM Author: /\ ^._...
Frum messiness den
  05/21/20
LMAO he forgot what account he was on
French public bath cuck
  05/21/20
Lol
spectacular dysfunction temple
  05/04/16
ljl azns subhuman
scarlet useless brakes private investor
  05/04/16
Every excerpt ITT is from the SAME SINGLE thread on WSO. He ...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Settle down rsf
Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie
  05/04/16
Finally we have one of jjc's 80 monikers itt, yea, we're all...
Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop
  05/04/16
Look, I admire your dedication but you need to settle down
Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie
  05/04/16
(actually RSF’s sock puppet tho) http://xoxohth.com/threa...
Frisky smoky halford
  01/24/18
Jfc this is severe mental illness
carmine incel persian
  05/04/16
Holy fuck this is terrifying. Secondarily, OP is def RSF.
fragrant ivory heaven scourge upon the earth
  05/04/16
good call. why is everyone so fucking nuts?
fiercely-loyal library telephone
  05/04/16
JJC is a national treasure
Exciting church building internal respiration
  05/04/16
titcr. love this guy sometimes.
puce corner
  05/04/16
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Garnet stag film prole
  05/07/16
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exhilarant sound barrier
  11/28/17
Jesus, this gook needs to gas itself
mind-boggling overrated theater quadroon
  05/05/16
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Razzle-dazzle gold lodge half-breed
  05/07/16
a national treasure who needs to gas self
Cyan deranged milk
  02/15/18
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Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie
  05/07/16
I thought he went to Columbia, not HBS?
Garnet stag film prole
  05/07/16
That is correct <><><><><>&...
bat-shit-crazy jewess
  05/07/16
So he's fantasizing about HBS?? LJL
Garnet stag film prole
  05/07/16
More please
Tripping massive toilet seat site
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...
spectacular dysfunction temple
  05/23/16
LOL god have mercy
vengeful faggot firefighter
  05/07/16
lol ty for linking to this gold jjc
mind-boggling overrated theater quadroon
  12/03/17
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Wonderful forum
  12/13/17
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Pearl parlor
  01/11/18
The latest: Congrats OP! I'm super jealous. Post-mba ban...
irradiated spot doctorate
  01/12/18
aren't the exit ops shit, and the work about the most soul-c...
exhilarant sound barrier
  01/12/18
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Pearl parlor
  01/12/18
Link?
brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor
  02/12/18
2/9/18 Recently, as I contemplate my life in this soulles...
irradiated spot doctorate
  02/09/18
LOL this was today
Cyan deranged milk
  02/10/18
Considel the forrowing...
exhilarant sound barrier
  02/14/18
As if there was any doubt this guy is JJC.
dull ticket booth old irish cottage
  02/14/18
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slate self-absorbed boistinker theatre
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Cyan deranged milk
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New one shitting on Amazon which is where he works in Seattl...
brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor
  02/14/18
Reminded me of this: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
exhilarant sound barrier
  02/14/18
Wasn't certain that was him but then found these two: htt...
Arousing Primrose Locale
  02/14/18
His hilarious response to the first poster "Things a...
brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor
  02/14/18
Later on: "living in NYC as a single male banker making...
exhilarant sound barrier
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Pearl parlor
  02/14/18
That thread now has one of the most replies on Wallstreetoas...
brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor
  02/15/18
he's a goddamn legend
exhilarant sound barrier
  02/15/18
or so he imagines, LJL
Chrome area
  02/15/18
wtf is an EB?
fiercely-loyal library telephone
  02/14/18
ELITE BOUTIQUE
exhilarant sound barrier
  02/14/18
fuck my ass
fiercely-loyal library telephone
  02/15/18
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Vivacious Office Haunted Graveyard
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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

From the thread in which he posts this absurdly pathetic shit:

""Sup Brady! It's great hearing from you. Hope chi-town is treating you well. But yeah, HBS just started, still going through orientation. Man, I'm having a f*cking blast so far. Tons of parties, people getting blasted every night. Of course once classes start, we will calm down just a little bit. Lol. But i've been going out to tons of spots in boston and meeting chicks left and right. You're right about the H-bomb. It's definitely powerful!

Half of my classmates are in relationships, but it's not going to last past black october. People are hooking up like rabbits already, and any long-distance relationship will not last. I have my eye on a few chicks; we'll see what unfolds.

You should join us for a trip once you're done with applications. We already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever we want.

Anyways, gotta go. Let's keep in touch, and let me know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404176)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

He follows that up with a response from one of his sock puppets (discovered later in the thread):

"Wow. I just read through this entire thread while eating ben&jerry ice cream and absolutely loved it. WSO at its best.

Not to further add fire to this, but i just talked to a college friend who is also HBS 2014, and he said similar things as the OP's friend, albeit in a much more restrained tone. As a matter of fact, him and his classmates are going to the hamptons this weekend to party at surf lodge, some sort of exclusive hamptons club. They're meeting up with vanderbilt and uva sorority girls to party. So yeah, it definitely seems like a lot of fun."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404185)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

lmao @ "They're meeting up with vanderbilt and uva sorority girls to party. So yeah, it definitely seems like a lot of fun."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30406596)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:42 PM
Author: Arousing Primrose Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30406779)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Navy senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407624)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic cuckold space

painful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408138)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Fishy Internet-worthy Skinny Woman Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35144229)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43704774)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#44089552)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: aromatic spruce liquid oxygen hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#45147523)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie

Love the casual, gratuitous ben & jerry's namedropping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30426819)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Canary Tank Lettuce

JJC is very brand-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35412059)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Office Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#39412524)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: Tripping massive toilet seat site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#39412532)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: onyx passionate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35142712)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Same thread:

"All else being equal, for a guy, going to a place like HBS is the equivalent to a woman going up from a 5 to a 8 on the looks scale."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404188)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:43 AM
Author: Naked macaca

Lol ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404197)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404203)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404210)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: puce corner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404279)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: demanding turquoise sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407550)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic cuckold space

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408141)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: abnormal boyish school cafeteria twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35142703)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43755728)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 11:21 AM
Author: Grizzly Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#44089531)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

JESUS LOL AT THIS GOOK!:

"I also went out a lot when i was younger, probably have been to every club/lounge in chicago worth going to. But I'm looking for something very different now, an experience that just being in chicago won't give me. However, you and many others on here simply don't get it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404233)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park

lmao it's like a 31 year old virgin azn version of the 2003 college board meme of the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CLIQUE at *THE* JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404246)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Useless razzmatazz main people juggernaut

it's probably the same autistic AZN behind both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404251)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic cuckold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408145)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

BRUTAL takedown reply:

"Getting girls for one-nighters comes down to 2 things: 1) don't be creepy 2) be good looking 3) have a penis. So far it sounds like Brady might be SOL on all of these"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404253)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

LOL:

"I'm good on all 3 counts. Once I lost weight after college I did just fine with girls. I just want to expand my social and professional network and be surrounded by interesting smart people. Apparently though WSO just doesn't get it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404261)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: glittery wild national karate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35136528)



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Date: November 2nd, 2020 11:17 AM
Author: rose slap-happy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#41241218)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

RESPONDING to another one of his sock puppets:

"Classic. Now this is what I call LIVING THE DREAM. Partying half-naked with the future leaders of the world. Unreal."

This is unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404266)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404289)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Topaz embarrassed to the bone dragon resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407517)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: onyx passionate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35142716)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 9:49 PM
Author: Fishy Internet-worthy Skinny Woman Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35144237)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43704787)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43755731)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

This subhuman gook's absolutely insane thoughts on bschool:

"Aside from being a celebrity or a jetsetting multi-millionaire, I can't think of anything that would be more fun and fulfilling than this. Of course, we have a difference in opinion on this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404285)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess

This cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404287)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404293)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

CANNOT make this autistic shit up:

"I agree with you though that my pedigree does not impress the hot stuck-up sorority girls at say uva, duke, vandy, bu, bc, usc, etc. I've met some of those types, and they were totally unimpressed by my degrees, and some of them even looked down on me. Now I'm not saying that a top b-school alone will get the panties to drop, but it sure will help a lot and make the mission easier to accomplish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404292)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess

This belongs in a textbook to illustrate autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404295)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: twinkling menage gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404313)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30406583)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: demanding turquoise sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407580)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic cuckold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408157)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43704769)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

One of his sock puppets defending his unhealthy obsession:

"We ARE all interesting and valuable human beings. And yet , if an obsession with getting into a good business school forces you to get good grades , study well for the GMAT , expand your extracurriculars and do some community service , I fail to see how it isn't for the better.

If Brady wants to volunteer on the Southside , who cares whether its altruistic or not ? I think it will still make him a better person"

to which he RESPONDS IMMEDIATELY:

"Indeed. I'm now on the fundraising associate board of a major non-profit that mentors inner city high school kids. I've been doing a lot of more interesting stuff this year and busting my ass off on the GMAT. I haven't drank any alcohol since June. Total hermit until I CRUSH the GMAT."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404307)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

He really thinks women will only fucks guys from certain schools!:

"I do want to be in a city where women are more likely to be impressed by school; hence, NYC/Boston/DC/SF seem like good targets in that regard. Chicago sucks when it comes to this; most girls just go for dumb overweight big 10 frat bros who guzzle natty lights."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404321)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: trip mauve indian lodge hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404325)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: charismatic trailer park

(diesel knee deep in puss while JJC touts his pedigree in an SF bar full of 3's)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404337)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gold lodge half-breed

Jacked chads creampieing hot sororitutes while twink autist jjc strokes his yellow critdick to the Harvard business school logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404767)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:33 AM
Author: Violent hairraiser church gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#43704790)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

one of his sockpuppets talking about him and his preference for WGWAG (never going to happen):

"I have some evidence that might, if viewed under the proper circumstances , support the theory that he prefers white girls to asians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404327)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:16 AM
Author: Tripping massive toilet seat site

How do people know so much about this dude and connect him to here etc. he seems hilarious but whats the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404734)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

He's pretty low IQ and his sock puppets are completely obvious, everyone in the thread calls them out also. They only post in his threads, backing him up and saying the exact same things he does in the same way. Just like they knew the email was fan fiction because the text contained phrases that he regularly uses that aren't in heavy circulation with normal people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30406317)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Tripping massive toilet seat site

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30406564)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring unhinged house

to be fair, pensive is objectively high-IQ and does the same shit. more of a mental illness thing than an IQ thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30411139)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

encouraging himself from a sockpuppet:

"I keep telling you Brady to at least put an app in to HBS/GSB and Wharton. Come on man give it a shot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404333)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Sockpuppet slobbering about HBS:

"Doesn't it deserve to be on a pedestal though? It's the best business school in the world, pretty widely agreed. Also, it sounds like you are speaking for the entire WSO community, did someone appoint you as the official WSO spokesperson?"

Then under the sockpuppet "detergent" he goes on a 10+ post exchange defending HBS. LOLOLOLOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404342)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

WTF!:

"Armed with logic and the five senses, one has to make decisions based on factual information or risk being misled. What makes you believe these qualities don't matter? And how are you defining "matter" ?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404366)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Addendum to the fan fiction email!:

"Update. Friend just texted me, "hooked up with a hot BU sorority chick this weekend. don't underestimate the potency of the H-bomb! one more thing, i need to buy costumes. all these costume parties coming up, and i don't have anything! lol.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404371)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Fantasizing about what it's like to have friends:

"He's just super excited and overwhelmed at how much fun he's having. I think it's natural that when something good is happening, we want to tell our family and good friends."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404372)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

follow up:

"He's a few years younger than me. Having fun at the world's best b-school with amazing people and enjoying the fruits of your hard work is "creepy?" It's called living the dream."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404378)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

LOL! The "friend" also lives in Chicago, weird:

"Yes, he's real. He worked at a PE firm here in chicago, have known him for 3 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404380)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: twinkling menage gunner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404381)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:57 PM
Author: Crystalline idiotic cuckold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408168)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

UNREAL!:

"You are overanalyzing this. These people go into HBS through their intelligence, work ethic, and ambition; they deserve to live the good life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404382)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

So far "derivatives" "GS" and "detergent" are all easily identifiable jjc sockpuppets, plus his Brady4MVP moniker, he has been running multiple accounts that talk to each other on multiple boards for 10+ years, this is quite simply INSANE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404389)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

From a sockpuppet:

"What is the point of your story, which ends with rape among other things? Does it relate to HBS?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404391)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

This one thread: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/e-mail-from-hbs-14-buddy is the most shocking example of mental illness I have ever seen. This gook needs to be in a padded cell. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404397)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:12 AM
Author: Tripping massive toilet seat site

180 thread lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30404728)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Gooks like this should be kept in a zoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407431)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Garnet stag film prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427043)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: jade impressive set giraffe

this is fascinating but I kind of just feel bad for the guy now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407466)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: puce corner

Brady4MVP| FOLLOW|3,209 banana points | Rank: Neanderthal

HFHedge Fund - Other - 3rd+ Year Analyst

Derivatives:

Wow. I just read through this entire thread while eating ben&jerry ice cream and absolutely loved it. WSO at its best.

Not to further add fire to this, but i just talked to a college friend who is also HBS 2014, and he said similar things as the OP's friend, albeit in a much more restrained tone. As a matter of fact, him and his classmates are going to the hamptons this weekend to party at surf lodge, some sort of exclusive hamptons club. They're meeting up with vanderbilt and uva sorority girls to party. So yeah, it definitely seems like a lot of fun.

Lol. I sent you a PM. I wonder if we know the same people. My HBS buddy who wrote me the original e-mail is also going to hamptons this weekend with some of his classmates. They're hanging out with vandy girls who recently graduated from college and are working in NYC in pr/advertising/marketing. My friend is pretty overwhelmed with how much attention he's getting from girls since when we would go out in chicago, he got zero attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407497)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407507)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Chrome area

WTF is wrong with this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407508)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: puce corner

I work out everyday, and i'm pretty sure i'm in better shape than 99% of the people on WSO. I also went out a lot when i was younger, probably have been to every club/lounge in chicago worth going to. But I'm looking for something very different now, an experience that just being in chicago won't give me. However, you and many others on here simply don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407518)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Chrome area

These all sound like they have to be made up, purpose built troll posts, but somehow this is a real person, very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407531)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: puce corner

what if he is just some masterful Johnsmeyer-esq internet troller who is playing the "long game" with his flame? Like a decade of flame.

Complete with a made up facebook account that both you and I share legit common friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407560)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chrome area

I would be impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407572)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

WHat don't you get? They're hanging out with vandy girls who recently graduated from college and are working in NYC in pr/advertising/marketing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407538)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Chrome area

lol'ing pretty hard at surf lodge being "exclusive" as well. CRAZY how much attention they're getting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407556)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: yellow stimulating kitchen

jeez, this is fucking hard to read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30411376)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling potus

Along with all Muslims, TRUMP should ban HAN CHINESE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407541)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Chrome area

jjc is Korean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407548)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling potus

My point stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30407563)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Cyan deranged milk

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410527)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: Frum messiness den

Jfc RSF

Date: February 15th, 2018 2:48 PM

Author: /\ ^._.^ /\

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410527)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#40253863)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:49 PM
Author: French public bath cuck

LMAO he forgot what account he was on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#40253872)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: spectacular dysfunction temple

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408093)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: scarlet useless brakes private investor

ljl azns subhuman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408150)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Every excerpt ITT is from the SAME SINGLE thread on WSO. He has megaposted on xo, WSO and a couple of other boards for over 10 years, if all of these gems came from just one thread, imagine the total amount of mental illness this subhuman gookbot has shit out into the internet? FUCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408162)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:57 PM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie

Settle down rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408172)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Startling Toaster Gaming Laptop

Finally we have one of jjc's 80 monikers itt, yea, we're all rsf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408177)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie

Look, I admire your dedication but you need to settle down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408183)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:58 AM
Author: Frisky smoky halford

(actually RSF’s sock puppet tho)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3869113&mc=24&forum_id=2#35224047

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35224055)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: carmine incel persian

Jfc this is severe mental illness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408199)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: fragrant ivory heaven scourge upon the earth

Holy fuck this is terrifying. Secondarily, OP is def RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408210)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal library telephone

good call. why is everyone so fucking nuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408218)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting church building internal respiration

JJC is a national treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408264)



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Date: May 4th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: puce corner

titcr. love this guy sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30408289)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:47 AM
Author: Garnet stag film prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427048)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 2:55 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#34790697)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling overrated theater quadroon

Jesus, this gook needs to gas itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30412943)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gold lodge half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30426800)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Cyan deranged milk

a national treasure who needs to gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410540)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Cracking walnut wrinkle selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30426798)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Garnet stag film prole

I thought he went to Columbia, not HBS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30426994)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy jewess

That is correct

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427008)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Garnet stag film prole

So he's fantasizing about HBS?? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427129)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 11:48 AM
Author: Tripping massive toilet seat site

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427052)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: spectacular dysfunction temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30542716)



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Date: May 7th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: vengeful faggot firefighter

LOL god have mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#30427139)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling overrated theater quadroon

lol ty for linking to this gold jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#34829406)



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Date: December 13th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Wonderful forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#34905659)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Pearl parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35136512)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: irradiated spot doctorate

The latest:

Congrats OP! I'm super jealous. Post-mba banking at a top EB is one of the best jobs out there: super interesting work, smart people, awesome compensation, great exit opps. Do well at Evercore, and you can write your own ticket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35142693)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

aren't the exit ops shit, and the work about the most soul-crushing you can get post-MBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35142706)



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Date: January 12th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Pearl parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35144183)



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Date: February 12th, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35383140)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated spot doctorate

2/9/18

Recently, as I contemplate my life in this soulless dystopian tech city, I cannot help but fantasize about Chicago and how awesome that city really is. So underrated. The only true negative is the winters. Consider the following:

Very cheap for a major city, especially rent. There are amazing luxury highrise apartments everywhere, but the rent is still below not just NYC and SF but also Seattle, LA, Boston, DC. The city is super affordable on all aspects.

Only U.S. city aside from NYC where you really don't need a car to get around. Yes, other cities have public transportation systems, but they are not as well developed and comprehensive. Chicago is truly urban in this regard.

Amazing restaurant and nightlife scene. It's world class, just below NYC. You have everything from upscale lounges in River North to Big 10 sports bars in Lincoln Park and hipster dive bars in Wicker Park and everything in between. The restaurant scene is massive, with enough diversity to keep you engaged for years.

Urban beauty and aesthetics. The downtown core and the surrounding area is stunning, as it straddles pristine Lake Michigan, with Lincoln, Grant, and Millennium parks nearby. One can go jogging or biking on the trail right next to the lake, a trail that extends more than 10 miles. You also have North Avenue and Oak street beaches, where you can play beach volleyball, grab drinks, and hang out. The city is very walkable and clean, as there are no garbage bags lying on the streets.

Incredible summers. Best summer city in the country. It's plenty warm but not too humid (far less so than NYC and obviously the South), and the social scene is out of control, as everyone is out and enjoying the summer: Cubs games, outdoor festivals, rooftop parties, daydrinking at outdoor bars, lounging by the pool, and so much more. Words cannot describe how awesome Chicago summers are.

Dating scene. I have to admit that it's not as good as NYC but a close second. Plenty of beautiful fit women and a vibrant singles scene.

Midwestern humility and culture. Despite being a world-class city, it lacks the elitism of NYC, the superficiality of L.A., and the obnoxious ultra-liberal sanctimony of Seattle and SF. For the most part, the people are nice and down to earth. Although the city is liberal, the people don't obsess over politics; very rarely will you meet a woman who asks about your political views on a first date. The city is quintessentially All-American.

Fantastic work-life balance. People here just don't work crazy hours. Even in finance, 80+ hours are virtually unheard of. People are out of the office by 7 PM for the most part. This allows ample time to actually do stuff on weekday evenings.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35363568)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Cyan deranged milk

LOL this was today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35368595)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

Considel the forrowing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401827)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: dull ticket booth old irish cottage

As if there was any doubt this guy is JJC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401871)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: slate self-absorbed boistinker theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35368587)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 2:41 AM
Author: Cyan deranged milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35399140)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor

New one shitting on Amazon which is where he works in Seattle

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/why-tech-is-overrated-for-mbas-and-why-banking-is-underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401797)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

Reminded me of this: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2964816&mc=35&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401848)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Arousing Primrose Locale

Wasn't certain that was him but then found these two:

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/race-attraction-and-online-dating

https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/fellow-conservatives-how-alarmed-are-you-by-trumps-rise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401916)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor

His hilarious response to the first poster

"Things are rough; I'm not gonna lie. I have a hard time waking up in the mornings, and at work I sometimes drift into daydreaming of NYC/Chicago finance. Pretty good chance I quit soon so I can do some traveling and focus on the job search."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35401990)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

Later on: "living in NYC as a single male banker making $300K+/year is pure sickness. Incredible experience."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35402018)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Pearl parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35405042)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor

That thread now has one of the most replies on Wallstreetoasis.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410376)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

he's a goddamn legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35411867)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Chrome area

or so he imagines, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410581)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal library telephone

wtf is an EB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35402008)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: exhilarant sound barrier

ELITE BOUTIQUE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35402021)



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Date: February 15th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal library telephone

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35410382)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35405034)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#35438331)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: slate self-absorbed boistinker theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#39412519)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Office Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#39412523)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: big fantasy-prone digit ratio place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#41611169)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Meetinghouse Goal In Life

hilariously pathetic? no, i wouldn't say that. shocking, subversive and divisive? absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#41611195)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 3:05 PM
Author: Grizzly Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#44090615)



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Date: December 24th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: red harsh sandwich

great rhread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#41611196)



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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:35 AM
Author: diverse angry ape stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#46466336)



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Date: January 10th, 2021 7:59 PM
Author: brilliant pungent marketing idea rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#41725768)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:09 AM
Author: diverse angry ape stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3213782&forum_id=2#45147305)