The original six franchises will be the New York Sewer Skunks, Washington Whiteskins, Mighty Butts of Anaheim, Houston Gastros, Chicago Shrews, and Philadelphia Pffftters. The teams, each of which include twelve gas-letes, will compete head-to-head in a twenty game regular season, with the top two teams facing off for the Nora Barnacle Prize. A full calendar of promotional events, including "Meet the Gas-letes" brunches before each weekend match, are sure to make the WPFL's inaugural season one to remember.

The announcement comes after years spent recruiting the country's most putrid pooters. "There's no shortage of talent out there, believe me, but I expect even the hardiest fart fans are going to be blown away by our WPFL talent," Joyce said. "You can't find farters like this just anywhere--we went to the top masters programs, the biggest law firms, the best brunch spots--and you're not going to find a more rancid set of asses in North America."

The WPFL season blasts off on September 17, 2016, at Madison Square Garden, where the visiting Whiteskins will meet the Sewer Skunks. The special halftime festivities will include a comedy set from Amy Schumer and hummus-tasting event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30406789)

The teams alternate between competitors. On each competitor's turn, she enters a 20 x 20 glass-enclosed room (the Stinkcube (R)) and has 10 minutes to produce as much gas as possible. Two judges are present, the primary judge and secondary judge. The primary judge rates the stench from within the area immediately surrounding the farter. The secondary judge moves around the room and rates how well the farts travel and retain their potency.

Each of the judges assigns a score, and the highest cumulative team score winds. Between competitors, fresh air is circulated through the Stinkcube and the farty air is pumped out through vents that emerge in the premium seating area (the Stinkzone (R)) for the enjoyment of spectators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30407967)

SHITLIBS irate at lack of minorities drafted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30407753)

xoxo 2016: fart jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30416743)

Some women said they were strongly against the idea, because there is nothing to differentiate a "real" transgender from a pervert who pretends to "identify" as a women but actually gets off on the smell of women's shit or of vagina.

I thought about this bort when I heard that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30578495)

Love to see liberal "logic" turned against liberal causes.

Anyway, did they give you any ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214179&forum_id=2#30578540)