Women's Pro Farting League announces six teams to begin competition in 2016
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Date: May 4th, 2016 1:43 PM Author: Naked piazza cuck
New York, NY-- Today, the Women's Professional Farting League (WPFL) announces that six teams comprised of the nation's gassiest females are slated to begin competition this fall in the League's inaugural season. "This is a landmark day for the WPFL and all of women's sports," said WPFL Commissioner Jim Joyce, Jr. "We've got a tremendous group of girls with absolutely putrid butts, and fart fans all across America will finally have the chance to smell what they've got."
The original six franchises will be the New York Sewer Skunks, Washington Whiteskins, Mighty Butts of Anaheim, Houston Gastros, Chicago Shrews, and Philadelphia Pffftters. The teams, each of which include twelve gas-letes, will compete head-to-head in a twenty game regular season, with the top two teams facing off for the Nora Barnacle Prize. A full calendar of promotional events, including "Meet the Gas-letes" brunches before each weekend match, are sure to make the WPFL's inaugural season one to remember.
The announcement comes after years spent recruiting the country's most putrid pooters. "There's no shortage of talent out there, believe me, but I expect even the hardiest fart fans are going to be blown away by our WPFL talent," Joyce said. "You can't find farters like this just anywhere--we went to the top masters programs, the biggest law firms, the best brunch spots--and you're not going to find a more rancid set of asses in North America."
The WPFL season blasts off on September 17, 2016, at Madison Square Garden, where the visiting Whiteskins will meet the Sewer Skunks. The special halftime festivities will include a comedy set from Amy Schumer and hummus-tasting event.
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Date: May 4th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Naked piazza cuck
You've got eight girls in your starting lineup. Six must represent a weight class (125, 140, 160, 180, 200, 200+) and the other two are open-weight wildcard spots.
The teams alternate between competitors. On each competitor's turn, she enters a 20 x 20 glass-enclosed room (the Stinkcube (R)) and has 10 minutes to produce as much gas as possible. Two judges are present, the primary judge and secondary judge. The primary judge rates the stench from within the area immediately surrounding the farter. The secondary judge moves around the room and rates how well the farts travel and retain their potency.
Each of the judges assigns a score, and the highest cumulative team score winds. Between competitors, fresh air is circulated through the Stinkcube and the farty air is pumped out through vents that emerge in the premium seating area (the Stinkzone (R)) for the enjoyment of spectators.
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Date: May 4th, 2016 3:48 PM Author: Puce locale associate
Lena Dunham 1st overall pic
SHITLIBS irate at lack of minorities drafted
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Date: May 28th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: pungent turquoise bbw
Not flame, at work the topic of transgenders in the bathroom came up.
Some women said they were strongly against the idea, because there is nothing to differentiate a "real" transgender from a pervert who pretends to "identify" as a women but actually gets off on the smell of women's shit or of vagina.
I thought about this bort when I heard that.
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Date: May 28th, 2016 8:08 PM Author: pungent turquoise bbw
They said that men wouldn't understand what it's like. Only a woman can have an informed opinion on the issue, because men and women are different, and women can get creeped out by having biological men in their bathroom.
Love to see liberal "logic" turned against liberal causes.
Anyway, did they give you any ideas?
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Date: May 28th, 2016 8:18 PM Author: Naked piazza cuck
Well, like any other right-thinking person, I firmly believe that gender identity is a personal choice, and those with a gender identity that does not match their sex assigned at birth should not be discriminated against in any way. How could any non-bigot believe otherwise? But that belief has nothing, nothing at all, to do with my fetish. I'm biologically male, and identify as male, so I would never, ever, DREAM of entering a women's restroom to experience the audio-olfactory phenomena of bloated shrews expelling the aftermath of their brunchly delights merely to satisfy my sexual perversions. Never! I mean, what kind of twisted individual would do such a thing?
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