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'Evan'/Mort (visibly blushing): "Oh, err... Thanks Cha---I mean Chris. Tell 'em I'll be there in a sec. The conference room on 40?"
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Who said 35 was too old to make it? Cleaning the supermarket, smile and take it Am I too old to succeed in sport? My plans for law school, should I abort?
Chorus:
I'm evan39 I'll study today I'm a faggot, incredibly gay Maybe I'll conduct the train for Trump I hope that Chad will stick it in my rump
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Date: September 5th, 2016 11:01 PM Author: seedy stage trust fund PART OF THAT FIRM
Music and Lyrics by AVNER GELBAUM and SAUL POLJEWSKI
©2017 Geffen Records
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Pushin' a mop, you don't get too far
Law is required for job advancin'
Filin' a suit for some - what's that word again? - 'relief'
Up where they type,
Up where they cite,
Up where they stay awake through the night,
Biglaw's for me; wish I could be...
Part of... that... firm... |
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note - this was not part of the musical. evan is later detained for hate crimes by hillary's DOJ. |
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I can tell you ev'ry trait that marks a yellow or a Jew- I know the methods systems and the organization too- Of the great eugenicists who all these facts have known- And I will cite for you the works of Reisman, Chandler, and Coon! Chad:
Reisman, Chandler, and Coon! Evan:
So ev'ry time some liberal says that we can all get along- I know that he is lying, and I tell him how dare he! Chorus + Evan: How dare you!
evan39 (to Chad): You're so beautiful-- Chad: Evan, we've been through this-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but I can't help how I feel-- Chad: --I'm just not interested-- Evan39: --I know, I know, but maybe if you got to know me-- Chad: --I don't think so, Evan-- Evan39: --Please, Chad, just give me a chance-- Chad: --No, Evan, I'm sorry-- Evan39: --How dare you.
...
Chorus: I'm evan39 I'll study today I'm homosexual, ok? incredibly gay SCENE (with Evan39's MANAGER and his friend the ATTORNEY): evan39: so what do you think? MANAGER: I don't know, it sounds kind of crazy. ATTORNEY: I think it's a terrible idea. evan39: Why? Why can't I be one of the billers? Why do I have to be a ham and egger, coming home every day reeking of lanolin and broken dreams? MANAGER:
I don't know, it just seems like a lot of work for something that might not even work out. ATTORNEY:
And it's not like you're even that good at writing. Evan39:
What do you mean? I'm a great writer! ATTORNEY:
No, you're not. You're just a hack. Evan39: What about my parody article? Didn't I make you click? Didn't you click, chad? *EVAN LOOKS AT CHAD IMPLORINGLY* Chad:
No...I didn't click. Evan39:
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Evan39: My name is Evan39!
General Manager Javert: And I'm Javert! Do not forget my name. Do not forget me, Employee 39.
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