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| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| mewling garrison | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| spectacular chapel dysfunction | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| mewling garrison | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
| mewling garrison | 06/13/16 |
| spectacular chapel dysfunction | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| spectacular chapel dysfunction | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| vivacious private investor | 06/13/16 |
| pink cuckoldry | 06/13/16 |
| vivacious private investor | 06/13/16 |
| dark trust fund | 06/13/16 |
| pink cuckoldry | 06/13/16 |
| vivacious private investor | 06/13/16 |
| pink cuckoldry | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Shaky newt state | 06/13/16 |
| Shaky newt state | 06/13/16 |
| Dead tan stage preventive strike | 06/13/16 |
| Shaky newt state | 06/13/16 |
| Dead tan stage preventive strike | 06/13/16 |
| vivacious private investor | 06/13/16 |
| Dead tan stage preventive strike | 06/13/16 |
| Aromatic dull fat ankles hell | 06/13/16 |
| Dead tan stage preventive strike | 06/13/16 |
| Shaky newt state | 06/13/16 |
| Aromatic dull fat ankles hell | 06/13/16 |
| 180 nofapping becky heaven | 06/13/16 |
| Autistic jap | 06/13/16 |
| deep scourge upon the earth yarmulke | 06/13/16 |
| Aromatic dull fat ankles hell | 06/13/16 |
| Autistic jap | 06/13/16 |
| Autistic jap | 06/13/16 |
| Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan | 06/13/16 |
| Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish | 06/13/16 |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan Drudge sirens in subject with NAME PLEASE RESPOND highlight name of person in body text Make email super short to the point of being incomprehensible Fwd long chain to underling with "please handle" |
Date: June 13th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish Post ex of #3 thx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693112) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan "can u find exs? S11 only no dct." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693128) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: mewling garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693141) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish lol What is "dct"? |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: spectacular chapel dysfunction district court (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693192) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish Tx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693204) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan District Court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693197) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish Th (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693207) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: mewling garrison rejecting a meeting time bc it's too early in the morning w/o making up an excuse, e.g., "9am doesn't work for me. Let's do the call at 11am. Thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693158) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693178) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan Nice. Consider just doing "Let's do 11 thks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693187) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693191) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:19 PM Author: mewling garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693233) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: spectacular chapel dysfunction lol. I am trying to ptu the drudge siren into my email now to send it. how do I put it in there. lol that is funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693206) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan /*\NAME-PLSRESPOND/*\ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693223) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: spectacular chapel dysfunction but I want them in big red sirens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693239) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan I've never done that bc my email style is based on showing people I'm too busy to spend time on anything, but you could just embed the gif. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693257) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan Plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693707) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: vivacious private investor If someone doesn't respond to your email in a day, re-forward the same email to them with the message "Did you see my email from yesterday?," and cc as many important people as you can. actually that's a dick move, don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693757) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:14 PM Author: pink cuckoldry I'm bros with my boss so if someone did that to me I'd be like "can you believe this cunt?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693777) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM Author: vivacious private investor cr but i've had a job where if you did what i suggested above, the psycho boss would walk down to the person's office and say "why didn't you respond to this person's email? do you have too much work right now?"
...she'd also say it loudly enough that all the surrounding offices could hear it. thank god i got the fuck out of that job. |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: dark trust fund some cuck did that to me by cc'ing my boss, and actually asking my boss to respond in lieu of my response. I'm bros with my boss, who just replied that I would take care of it when I have time and I support his decision. lol at the cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693789) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: pink cuckoldry If someone is being a bitch I deescalate the greeting.
E.g.someone starts with:
Hi Mig, please tell me x bitch bitch bitch...
I'll respond with no greeting |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: vivacious private investor yeah i do this too. i also stop using polite terms & commendations (e.g. please, thanks, thanks so much, good work) and just write as succinctly as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693782) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: pink cuckoldry Cr is the only way to be a dick while maintaining deniability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693790) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan "because there's no point." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693887) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Shaky newt state you dont need a greeting in a response anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693783) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Shaky newt state (boomer douche) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693781) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: Dead tan stage preventive strike nothing exciting, but if partners do the all caps thing I respond in all caps too.
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: Shaky newt state enjoy nobreakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693791) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: Dead tan stage preventive strike fingers crossed. being partner would be terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693903) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:20 PM Author: vivacious private investor this is passive aggressive as fuck and they're going to either a) show you the door soon, or b) if you have indispensable skills and they can't afford to get rid of you, they'll make you an of counsel and treat you like pure shit.
option b) happened to a maladjusted friend of mine who would yell back at partners when they yelled at him. he's a depressed unemployed alcoholic now. |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM Author: Dead tan stage preventive strike it is passive aggressive. but then, so is sending an all caps email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693911) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:21 PM Author: Aromatic dull fat ankles hell (Things that never happened) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693824) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM Author: Dead tan stage preventive strike i've only done it twice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693913) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM Author: Shaky newt state very rarely close with 'regards' 'best wishes' 'cheers' or other such nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693795) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: Aromatic dull fat ankles hell I do close with these things but only so when they annoy me I can change my writing style and remove them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693834) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: 180 nofapping becky heaven Please remove me from this email chain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693836) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:25 PM Author: Autistic jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: deep scourge upon the earth yarmulke A bunch of partners at a V5 somehow got involved in a firm-wide email "reply all" of inside jokes, back handed compliments and general douchebaggery. It was so ridiculously obnoxious. A 40 year old back office lady dropped the "please remove me from this distribution list" email and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this sad, depraved profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30694085) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: Aromatic dull fat ankles hell Associate works for 3 days on memo. Then you just ignore his memo and never respond or mention it again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693895) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:29 PM Author: Autistic jap "Case settled yesterday. Pls prep ntc of settlement." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693922) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: Autistic jap Ignore whatever question is asked and respond with your own question. Example:
Q: "Can we please have a call on this tomorrow? I think we need to resolve issue X."
A: "What are your thoughts on issue Y?" |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:30 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693936) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:31 PM Author: Yellow massive twinkling uncleanness death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693950) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34425901) |
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Date: December 11th, 2017 11:11 AM Author: Lavender Spot Coldplay Fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34889476) |