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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:10 PM Author: cream affirmative action Drudge sirens in subject with NAME PLEASE RESPOND highlight name of person in body text Make email super short to the point of being incomprehensible Fwd long chain to underling with "please handle" |
Date: June 13th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman Post ex of #3 thx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693112) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: cream affirmative action "can u find exs? S11 only no dct." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693128) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:13 PM Author: Hideous area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693141) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman lol What is "dct"? |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: exhilarant nudist generalized bond district court (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693192) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman Tx (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693204) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: cream affirmative action District Court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693197) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman Th (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693207) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:14 PM Author: Hideous area rejecting a meeting time bc it's too early in the morning w/o making up an excuse, e.g., "9am doesn't work for me. Let's do the call at 11am. Thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693158) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693178) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: cream affirmative action Nice. Consider just doing "Let's do 11 thks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693187) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693191) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:19 PM Author: Hideous area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693233) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: exhilarant nudist generalized bond lol. I am trying to ptu the drudge siren into my email now to send it. how do I put it in there. lol that is funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693206) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: cream affirmative action /*\NAME-PLSRESPOND/*\ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693223) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: exhilarant nudist generalized bond but I want them in big red sirens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693239) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: cream affirmative action I've never done that bc my email style is based on showing people I'm too busy to spend time on anything, but you could just embed the gif. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693257) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:05 PM Author: cream affirmative action Plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693707) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:12 PM Author: Odious burgundy milk If someone doesn't respond to your email in a day, re-forward the same email to them with the message "Did you see my email from yesterday?," and cc as many important people as you can. actually that's a dick move, don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693757) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:14 PM Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop menage I'm bros with my boss so if someone did that to me I'd be like "can you believe this cunt?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693777) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM Author: Odious burgundy milk cr but i've had a job where if you did what i suggested above, the psycho boss would walk down to the person's office and say "why didn't you respond to this person's email? do you have too much work right now?"
...she'd also say it loudly enough that all the surrounding offices could hear it. thank god i got the fuck out of that job. |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: Dun diverse death wish stain some cuck did that to me by cc'ing my boss, and actually asking my boss to respond in lieu of my response. I'm bros with my boss, who just replied that I would take care of it when I have time and I support his decision. lol at the cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693789) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:13 PM Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop menage If someone is being a bitch I deescalate the greeting.
E.g.someone starts with:
Hi Mig, please tell me x bitch bitch bitch...
I'll respond with no greeting |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Odious burgundy milk yeah i do this too. i also stop using polite terms & commendations (e.g. please, thanks, thanks so much, good work) and just write as succinctly as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693782) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle dog poop menage Cr is the only way to be a dick while maintaining deniability (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693790) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:26 PM Author: cream affirmative action "because there's no point." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693887) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Histrionic Rebellious Roast Beef National Security Agency you dont need a greeting in a response anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693783) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM Author: Histrionic Rebellious Roast Beef National Security Agency (boomer douche) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693781) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: Mustard seedy old irish cottage nothing exciting, but if partners do the all caps thing I respond in all caps too.
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM Author: Histrionic Rebellious Roast Beef National Security Agency enjoy nobreakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693791) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: Mustard seedy old irish cottage fingers crossed. being partner would be terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693903) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:20 PM Author: Odious burgundy milk this is passive aggressive as fuck and they're going to either a) show you the door soon, or b) if you have indispensable skills and they can't afford to get rid of you, they'll make you an of counsel and treat you like pure shit.
option b) happened to a maladjusted friend of mine who would yell back at partners when they yelled at him. he's a depressed unemployed alcoholic now. |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM Author: Mustard seedy old irish cottage it is passive aggressive. but then, so is sending an all caps email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693911) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:21 PM Author: wonderful indecent scourge upon the earth electric furnace (Things that never happened) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693824) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM Author: Mustard seedy old irish cottage i've only done it twice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693913) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM Author: Histrionic Rebellious Roast Beef National Security Agency very rarely close with 'regards' 'best wishes' 'cheers' or other such nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693795) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: wonderful indecent scourge upon the earth electric furnace I do close with these things but only so when they annoy me I can change my writing style and remove them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693834) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: Thirsty Faggot Firefighter Volcanic Crater Please remove me from this email chain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693836) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:25 PM Author: orange boyish fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693877) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: Motley Pit A bunch of partners at a V5 somehow got involved in a firm-wide email "reply all" of inside jokes, back handed compliments and general douchebaggery. It was so ridiculously obnoxious. A 40 year old back office lady dropped the "please remove me from this distribution list" email and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this sad, depraved profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30694085) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: wonderful indecent scourge upon the earth electric furnace Associate works for 3 days on memo. Then you just ignore his memo and never respond or mention it again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693895) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:29 PM Author: orange boyish fanboi "Case settled yesterday. Pls prep ntc of settlement." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693922) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM Author: orange boyish fanboi Ignore whatever question is asked and respond with your own question. Example:
Q: "Can we please have a call on this tomorrow? I think we need to resolve issue X."
A: "What are your thoughts on issue Y?" |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:30 PM Author: cream affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693936) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:31 PM Author: razzmatazz skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693950) |
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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:47 PM Author: cream affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34425901) |
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Date: December 11th, 2017 11:11 AM Author: cream affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34889476) |