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i've never written an article :-(
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: honey-headed rebellious hunting ground



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"J-

I know your at dinner now but can you talk to me abt Project Calvary asap?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704257)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: honey-headed rebellious hunting ground

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704280)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: concupiscible navy genital piercing masturbator

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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: burgundy space gay wizard



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"RE: Project Calvary:

I'm going to need you to go full speed ahead on this until closing Sunday. Sry for the weekend work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704264)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

RE: RE: Project Calvary:

Does this supersede your memo of last week re: the 7th day being one of rest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704305)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704309)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

?

I don't understand--I thought I was clear just now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704312)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

jesus, uncanny

edit: but it's actually "I'm not understanding"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704326)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

oh fuck you're right ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704362)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

"No problem! Always happy to help the team. Please let me know if you need anything else on this or if I can help out on other workstreams.

Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704382)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

Sorry. I must be misunderstanding. I thought your memo of last week said that on the 7th day of the week we must rest and not do any work, but your email of today's date seems to indicate that you want me to ignore the prior instruction. Is that correct?

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704328)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: White low-t quadroon

Oh fuck

You could drive me into a padded room just by saying "I thought I was clear" enough times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704370)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

Or the dreaded "This was explained thoroughly all you had to do was put it in the doc."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704399)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Vivacious rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness

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Looks back toward his computer, 30 silent seconds go by, you're frozen trying to decide if he wants you to leave or not, or if he even remembers that you're there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704645)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:34 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Grizzly glittery hissy fit



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Trees @ center of garden

Adam, Eve: See me.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704267)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Project Penance

"Jonah, are you on-site yet? This is the third time in as many hours that I've tried to reach you. This is very unprofessional, please contact me ASAP

TX"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704306)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:50 PM
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

TO: Gabriel

RE: Project Madonna

Gabe, thanks for taking point on this. Bring Mary on board yet? Tell me when she's up to speed and we can go from there.

BTW bill this to biz dev for now, thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704327)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

Last line is KILL SHOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704335)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

wait, at some biglaw firms you're supposed to do billable work and not get billable credit for it? wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704345)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

(dude who hasn't worked in BIGLAW)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704350)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

In biglaw as we speak and I've never been asked to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704375)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

Weird. I had partners pull this shit on me at least once a month. Usually it was when they asked me to write an article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704403)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

i've never written an article :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704413)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

What about bulletins for your practice group, whether for email or blogs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704426)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704438)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Vivacious rough-skinned twinkling uncleanness

Congrats then. It's bullshit and 98% of the time it never actually flips into any billable time for you. But but but "the bonus/partnership/whatever committee looks at biz dev hours, too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704492)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy double fault psychic

o fucking hell this is 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704381)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704297)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Project Exodus

The tablets are what? Did you try reverting to the previous version on the system? I'm very disappointed about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704357)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

I'm having difficulty adding pivot tables to the tablets.I apologize, but tech support has been letting me down. Could you get us a 1 week extension? I can get some junior Associates on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704388)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

Can you, Moe? Because the junior associates are currently building a golden calf and worshiping it, which is not a good waste of our resources.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704416)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

Understood. I'm currently in Sodom and will be in Gomorrah tomorrow for your other client. I can jump on this tomorrow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704442)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Federal Exciting Parlor Cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705237)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire

LOL first/second years going feral in a breakroom after partners are away for a week bc of partner retreat, worshiping idol made of kcups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705251)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705262)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: wonderful native generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#36075867)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Federal Exciting Parlor Cuckold

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705233)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704313)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"My God, oh why have you forsaken me?"

Auto-reply: I AM celebrating the Passover and may be delayed in returning your message. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704386)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704390)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy double fault psychic

LMAO this might be best in show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704396)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: White low-t quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704355)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

Sry to hear abt Absalom, Dave. Let me know if you need anything.

PS--are you still in the document?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704400)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: White low-t quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704658)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy double fault psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704356)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"Job, Stan and I have talked and we think you're the perfect fit for this project--you should stop by his office and touch base."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704449)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy double fault psychic

*induces panic attack*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704487)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal french church building boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704522)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705252)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Amber Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704417)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:07 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

FWD: Project Babby

"Solomon, I know you came across a similar case in your clerkship, any insights?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704465)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704476)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:09 PM
Author: Talking Crystalline Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704481)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"I know it's hard, but I worked on Saturday when I started out, and so can you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704520)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Amber Mad-dog Skullcap

God = BOOMER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704525)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling affirmative action party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704529)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Talking Crystalline Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704586)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Confused racy parlour

180 thread TYTYTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704489)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"Mo, it's almost nightfall. Where are we with the red doorframes? This is very important."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704530)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Wagecucks Antidepressant Drug

This is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704519)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Billable Expectations

"I know that it's our policy that there's 1:1 pro bono to billable parity--whenever you do something for the least of my children, you do it for Me. However, looking at your performance, I'm just afraid you're missing out on the learning opportunities with some of our clients. Remember, the poor you will always have with you, but your time with Me is short. Try to remember that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704544)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Adulterous Wagecucks Antidepressant Drug

"Understood. Will be more cognizant to render unto Caesar in the future."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704567)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704569)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704541)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Project Bloodline

Onan, I can't tell you how disappointed I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704552)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704593)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: bisexual toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704574)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

RE: Apocalypse

J, can we get a timeframe on that second coming? Clients are starting to get urgnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704583)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bisexual toilet seat

G -

We had to push the timeframe back a bit, because our antichrist vendor faced some unexpected difficulties with the middle east uprising. I'm on-site with my team, and we're riding herd. We should have an updated estimate by this a.m.

Sincerely,

J

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704637)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: mint stimulating azn place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704617)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

thanks for sending that email

One practice point however--in the future, plz make sure to order it "father, son, holy ghost," that's just best practices

thnks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704626)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Confused racy parlour

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704684)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: cracking nudist theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704711)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: mint stimulating azn place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704820)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Arousing ivory newt

just peed myself LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705214)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Federal Exciting Parlor Cuckold

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705257)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705263)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crimson Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705271)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Slippery Abode Hominid

KILL. Shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705356)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Motley Slate Gas Station Pozpig

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705488)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Stirring lime university

::kneels down to pray, blackberry firmly pressed between palms::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704692)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

*To Cherubim on Compensation Committee*

"I know some people are saying 30 pieces of silver is market, but I don't think we need to match; it's not like anyone's going to lateral over it right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704714)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Ruddy Library Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704701)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"Leo,

Marty just gave us a big data dump--going to need you to go through and prepare a memo of any heresies you see and outline responses. Thnks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704723)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Splenetic Liquid Oxygen Box Office

RE. - medical PTO

Job,

Management appreciates you taking one for the team, but please be aware that any time needed to deal with resulting health or emotional issues should be considered personal time - please see HR if this qualifies for PTO - though make sure you are available even if you are out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704713)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704716)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: mint stimulating azn place of business

To: Lot

Subj: Re: Tragedy in family

Condolences on your loss. Yes you can have Monday off (it is Memorial Day after all!) . But pls have the memo on my desk first thing Tuesday morning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704839)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704840)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705268)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: mint stimulating azn place of business

I rate this thread as Paul's conversion on the road to Damascus. Holy shit it's 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704849)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

"Glad to bring you aboard, Pete! We still need to talk about the conflicts check issues but otherwise let's hit the ground running at 9am tomorrow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704859)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705139)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

re: project companion

"Adam, what's the bandwidth in your ribcage looking like?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705205)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz deer antler area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705218)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Emerald curious alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705162)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

re: Ecclesiastes

can u be more specific on the update? nothing new under the sun isn't going to cut it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705229)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Federal Exciting Parlor Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705226)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

To: All associates:

I am pleased to announce that, effective immediately, the compensation scale will be increased to 5000 units of bread and fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705243)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705333)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crimson Range

RE: ??? Re: moses dessert walk

why aren't we done with this?? asked you to take care of at least a decade ago. i need you to tell me how you plan to finalize asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705255)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705258)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705273)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 5:39 AM
Author: khaki locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30725417)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crimson Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705267)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

re: Project Covenant

"Abe, can you see if Isaac is available for this project as well? Really appreciate you stepping up to the plate like this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705277)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705274)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

To: All Associates

RE: Attenion to Detail

It has come to my attention that certain of My phrsases, such as "he who is without sin cast the first stone" and that one about the mote of wood, have been increasingly used to justify sloppy behavior. I would urge those of you I am referring to to study My teachings on what to do when ones hand offends them...

tks

Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705298)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Crimson Range

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705308)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Flesh location multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705324)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: Motley Slate Gas Station Pozpig



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: provocative school turdskin

180 thread. Would also love to see shitlaw emails penned by of counsel Muhammad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705341)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath

Midlaw Moses would also be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705347)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: floppy deranged messiness crackhouse

God,

Can you point me to the firm's policy on paternity leave?

-Abraham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705429)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Motley Slate Gas Station Pozpig

Just checking to see if you need me to do anything before I leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705462)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire Marketing Idea Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705467)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Doobsian jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30710286)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Violent Field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#35875934)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Motley Slate Gas Station Pozpig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#36076007)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Pearly flickering roommate



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