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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
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Disrespectful Internet-worthy Messiness Address
  06/14/16
"J- I know your at dinner now but can you talk to me...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
ty
Disrespectful Internet-worthy Messiness Address
  06/14/16
Lol
talented irate trailer park
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yapping jewess
  06/14/16
"RE: Project Calvary: I'm going to need you to go fu...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
RE: RE: Project Calvary: Does this supersede your memo of...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
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Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
? I don't understand--I thought I was clear just now.
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
jesus, uncanny edit: but it's actually "I'm not und...
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
oh fuck you're right ty
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
"No problem! Always happy to help the team. Please let ...
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
Sorry. I must be misunderstanding. I thought your memo of la...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
Oh fuck You could drive me into a padded room just by sa...
olive at-the-ready selfie
  06/14/16
Or the dreaded "This was explained thoroughly all you h...
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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"Thought I told you to take good notes during calls. W...
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Hairless Orchid Half-breed
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Narrow-minded shrine mother
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Seedy azure hairy legs
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Fuck me
olive at-the-ready selfie
  06/14/16
Will do. Thank
yapping jewess
  06/14/16
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curious crackhouse
  06/14/16
RE: Trees @ center of garden Adam, Eve: See me. tx
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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talented irate trailer park
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Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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glittery pearly azn
  06/14/16
RE: Project Penance "Jonah, are you on-site yet? Thi...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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mint kitchen
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talented irate trailer park
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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emerald shitlib
  06/14/16
TO: Gabriel RE: Project Madonna Gabe, thanks for taking ...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
Last line is KILL SHOT.
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
wait, at some biglaw firms you're supposed to do billable wo...
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
(dude who hasn't worked in BIGLAW)
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
In biglaw as we speak and I've never been asked to do that.
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
Weird. I had partners pull this shit on me at least once a m...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
i've never written an article :-(
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
What about bulletins for your practice group, whether for em...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
Nope.
Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
Congrats then. It's bullshit and 98% of the time it never a...
slimy boyish indian lodge private investor
  06/14/16
o fucking hell this is 180 billion
Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration
  06/14/16
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razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
RE: Project Exodus The tablets are what? Did you try reve...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
I'm having difficulty adding pivot tables to the tablets.I a...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
Can you, Moe? Because the junior associates are currently bu...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
Understood. I'm currently in Sodom and will be in Gomorrah t...
razzmatazz boistinker
  06/14/16
180
Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Trip adulterous crotch
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Lol
Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage
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Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
"My God, oh why have you forsaken me?" Auto-rep...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
LMAO this might be best in show
Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration
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olive at-the-ready selfie
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Sry to hear abt Absalom, Dave. Let me know if you need anyth...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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olive at-the-ready selfie
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Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration
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"Job, Stan and I have talked and we think you're the pe...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
*induces panic attack*
Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration
  06/14/16
180
Aquamarine property
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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Blue Medicated Trust Fund
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FWD: Project Babby "Solomon, I know you came across ...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
:)
razzmatazz boistinker
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cerebral smoky gaping
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"I know it's hard, but I worked on Saturday when I star...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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God = BOOMER
Blue Medicated Trust Fund
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razzmatazz boistinker
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cerebral smoky gaping
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180 thread TYTYTY
ungodly corner
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"Mo, it's almost nightfall. Where are we with the red d...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
This is great.
odious sapphire hunting ground
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RE: Billable Expectations "I know that it's our poli...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
"Understood. Will be more cognizant to render unto Caes...
odious sapphire hunting ground
  06/14/16
thanks.
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
great thread
Galvanic Violent Church Building
  06/14/16
RE: Project Bloodline Onan, I can't tell you how disappoi...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Galvanic Violent Church Building
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angry chocolate roast beef abode
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RE: Apocalypse J, can we get a timeframe on that second c...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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G - We had to push the timeframe back a bit, because our...
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snowy step-uncle's house
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thanks for sending that email One practice point however-...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
Lol.
ungodly corner
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Hairless Orchid Half-breed
  06/14/16
omg
snowy step-uncle's house
  06/14/16
just peed myself LOL
Honey-headed principal's office community account
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Lol
Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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Poppy university
  06/14/16
KILL. Shot.
painfully honest parlor
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ljl
high-end range
  06/14/16
::kneels down to pray, blackberry firmly pressed between pal...
startling buck-toothed legal warrant
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*To Cherubim on Compensation Committee* "I know some...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Beady-eyed Native Fortuitous Meteor
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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RE. - medical PTO Job, Management appreciates you taki...
Black forum
  06/14/16
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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To: Lot Subj: Re: Tragedy in family Condolences on yo...
snowy step-uncle's house
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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I rate this thread as Paul's conversion on the road to Damas...
snowy step-uncle's house
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Territorial Excitant Turdskin Affirmative Action
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re: project companion "Adam, what's the bandwidth in ...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
  06/14/16
lmao
Territorial Excitant Turdskin Affirmative Action
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Hairraiser sick dilemma athletic conference
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re: Ecclesiastes can u be more specific on the update? n...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage
  06/14/16
To: All associates: I am pleased to announce that, effect...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube....
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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RE: ??? Re: moses dessert walk why aren't we done with th...
Poppy university
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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Poppy university
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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To: All Associates RE: Attenion to Detail It has come to...
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Poppy university
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fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks
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high-end range
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180 thread. Would also love to see shitlaw emails penned by ...
bespoke impressive nowag fat ankles
  06/14/16
Midlaw Moses would also be good
bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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God, Can you point me to the firm's policy on paternity l...
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high-end range
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bossy mischievous lodge circlehead
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Exhilarant Field Antidepressant Drug
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High level work in this thread
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  04/19/18
1-fuckin-80 all around
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  05/18/18
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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:44 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704240)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful Internet-worthy Messiness Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704244)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"J-

I know your at dinner now but can you talk to me abt Project Calvary asap?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704257)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Internet-worthy Messiness Address

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704280)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: talented irate trailer park

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704330)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: yapping jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704251)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"RE: Project Calvary:

I'm going to need you to go full speed ahead on this until closing Sunday. Sry for the weekend work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704264)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

RE: RE: Project Calvary:

Does this supersede your memo of last week re: the 7th day being one of rest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704305)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704309)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

?

I don't understand--I thought I was clear just now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704312)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

jesus, uncanny

edit: but it's actually "I'm not understanding"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704326)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

oh fuck you're right ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704362)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

"No problem! Always happy to help the team. Please let me know if you need anything else on this or if I can help out on other workstreams.

Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704382)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

Sorry. I must be misunderstanding. I thought your memo of last week said that on the 7th day of the week we must rest and not do any work, but your email of today's date seems to indicate that you want me to ignore the prior instruction. Is that correct?

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704328)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: olive at-the-ready selfie

Oh fuck

You could drive me into a padded room just by saying "I thought I was clear" enough times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704370)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

Or the dreaded "This was explained thoroughly all you had to do was put it in the doc."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704399)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704418)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: slimy boyish indian lodge private investor

"Thought I told you to take good notes during calls. What do you think you're there for, exactly?"

Looks back toward his computer, 30 silent seconds go by, you're frozen trying to decide if he wants you to leave or not, or if he even remembers that you're there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704645)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704646)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704705)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705235)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Narrow-minded shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705240)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Seedy azure hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705282)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:37 PM
Author: olive at-the-ready selfie

Fuck me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704663)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: yapping jewess

Will do. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704334)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: curious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704254)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Trees @ center of garden

Adam, Eve: See me.

tx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704267)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: talented irate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704346)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704369)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705236)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: glittery pearly azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704283)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:52 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Project Penance

"Jonah, are you on-site yet? This is the third time in as many hours that I've tried to reach you. This is very unprofessional, please contact me ASAP

TX"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704306)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: mint kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704340)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: talented irate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704351)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705238)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: emerald shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704287)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

TO: Gabriel

RE: Project Madonna

Gabe, thanks for taking point on this. Bring Mary on board yet? Tell me when she's up to speed and we can go from there.

BTW bill this to biz dev for now, thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704327)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

Last line is KILL SHOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704335)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

wait, at some biglaw firms you're supposed to do billable work and not get billable credit for it? wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704345)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

(dude who hasn't worked in BIGLAW)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704350)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

In biglaw as we speak and I've never been asked to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704375)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

Weird. I had partners pull this shit on me at least once a month. Usually it was when they asked me to write an article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704403)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

i've never written an article :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704413)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

What about bulletins for your practice group, whether for email or blogs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704426)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704438)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: slimy boyish indian lodge private investor

Congrats then. It's bullshit and 98% of the time it never actually flips into any billable time for you. But but but "the bonus/partnership/whatever committee looks at biz dev hours, too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704492)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration

o fucking hell this is 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704381)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704297)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Project Exodus

The tablets are what? Did you try reverting to the previous version on the system? I'm very disappointed about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704357)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

I'm having difficulty adding pivot tables to the tablets.I apologize, but tech support has been letting me down. Could you get us a 1 week extension? I can get some junior Associates on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704388)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

Can you, Moe? Because the junior associates are currently building a golden calf and worshiping it, which is not a good waste of our resources.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704416)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

Understood. I'm currently in Sodom and will be in Gomorrah tomorrow for your other client. I can jump on this tomorrow night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704442)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705237)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks

LOL first/second years going feral in a breakroom after partners are away for a week bc of partner retreat, worshiping idol made of kcups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705251)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705262)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Trip adulterous crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#36075867)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705233)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704313)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"My God, oh why have you forsaken me?"

Auto-reply: I AM celebrating the Passover and may be delayed in returning your message. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704386)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704390)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration

LMAO this might be best in show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704396)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: olive at-the-ready selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704355)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

Sry to hear abt Absalom, Dave. Let me know if you need anything.

PS--are you still in the document?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704400)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: olive at-the-ready selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704658)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704356)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"Job, Stan and I have talked and we think you're the perfect fit for this project--you should stop by his office and touch base."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704449)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored volcanic crater internal respiration

*induces panic attack*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704487)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704522)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705252)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Blue Medicated Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704417)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:07 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

FWD: Project Babby

"Solomon, I know you came across a similar case in your clerkship, any insights?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704465)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704476)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:09 PM
Author: cerebral smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704481)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"I know it's hard, but I worked on Saturday when I started out, and so can you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704520)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Blue Medicated Trust Fund

God = BOOMER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704525)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704529)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: cerebral smoky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704586)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: ungodly corner

180 thread TYTYTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704489)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"Mo, it's almost nightfall. Where are we with the red doorframes? This is very important."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704530)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: odious sapphire hunting ground

This is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704519)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Billable Expectations

"I know that it's our policy that there's 1:1 pro bono to billable parity--whenever you do something for the least of my children, you do it for Me. However, looking at your performance, I'm just afraid you're missing out on the learning opportunities with some of our clients. Remember, the poor you will always have with you, but your time with Me is short. Try to remember that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704544)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: odious sapphire hunting ground

"Understood. Will be more cognizant to render unto Caesar in the future."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704567)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704569)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Violent Church Building

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704541)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Project Bloodline

Onan, I can't tell you how disappointed I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704552)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Violent Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704593)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: angry chocolate roast beef abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704574)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

RE: Apocalypse

J, can we get a timeframe on that second coming? Clients are starting to get urgnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704583)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: angry chocolate roast beef abode

G -

We had to push the timeframe back a bit, because our antichrist vendor faced some unexpected difficulties with the middle east uprising. I'm on-site with my team, and we're riding herd. We should have an updated estimate by this a.m.

Sincerely,

J

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704637)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704617)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

thanks for sending that email

One practice point however--in the future, plz make sure to order it "father, son, holy ghost," that's just best practices

thnks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704626)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: ungodly corner

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704684)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Hairless Orchid Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704711)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704820)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed principal's office community account

just peed myself LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705214)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705257)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705263)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Poppy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705271)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: painfully honest parlor

KILL. Shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705356)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: high-end range

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705488)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: startling buck-toothed legal warrant

::kneels down to pray, blackberry firmly pressed between palms::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704692)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

*To Cherubim on Compensation Committee*

"I know some people are saying 30 pieces of silver is market, but I don't think we need to match; it's not like anyone's going to lateral over it right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704714)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Native Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704701)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"Leo,

Marty just gave us a big data dump--going to need you to go through and prepare a memo of any heresies you see and outline responses. Thnks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704723)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Black forum

RE. - medical PTO

Job,

Management appreciates you taking one for the team, but please be aware that any time needed to deal with resulting health or emotional issues should be considered personal time - please see HR if this qualifies for PTO - though make sure you are available even if you are out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704713)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704716)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

To: Lot

Subj: Re: Tragedy in family

Condolences on your loss. Yes you can have Monday off (it is Memorial Day after all!) . But pls have the memo on my desk first thing Tuesday morning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704839)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704840)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705268)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: snowy step-uncle's house

I rate this thread as Paul's conversion on the road to Damascus. Holy shit it's 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704849)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

"Glad to bring you aboard, Pete! We still need to talk about the conflicts check issues but otherwise let's hit the ground running at 9am tomorrow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30704859)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: Territorial Excitant Turdskin Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705139)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

re: project companion

"Adam, what's the bandwidth in your ribcage looking like?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705205)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: Territorial Excitant Turdskin Affirmative Action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705218)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser sick dilemma athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705162)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

re: Ecclesiastes

can u be more specific on the update? nothing new under the sun isn't going to cut it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705229)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Splenetic Orchestra Pit Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705226)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

To: All associates:

I am pleased to announce that, effective immediately, the compensation scale will be increased to 5000 units of bread and fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705243)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DC0XWSBAe-1U&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSc__w6_8KF8&start2=&authorName=

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705333)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Poppy university

RE: ??? Re: moses dessert walk

why aren't we done with this?? asked you to take care of at least a decade ago. i need you to tell me how you plan to finalize asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705255)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705258)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705273)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 5:39 AM
Author: cocky cuckold juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30725417)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Poppy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705267)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

re: Project Covenant

"Abe, can you see if Isaac is available for this project as well? Really appreciate you stepping up to the plate like this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705277)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705274)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

To: All Associates

RE: Attenion to Detail

It has come to my attention that certain of My phrsases, such as "he who is without sin cast the first stone" and that one about the mote of wood, have been increasingly used to justify sloppy behavior. I would urge those of you I am referring to to study My teachings on what to do when ones hand offends them...

tks

Sent from my BlackBerry smartphone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705298)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Poppy university

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705308)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal skinny woman wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705324)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: high-end range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30707907)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: bespoke impressive nowag fat ankles

180 thread. Would also love to see shitlaw emails penned by of counsel Muhammad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705341)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead

Midlaw Moses would also be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705347)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Saffron rehab

God,

Can you point me to the firm's policy on paternity leave?

-Abraham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705429)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: high-end range

Just checking to see if you need me to do anything before I leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705462)



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Date: June 14th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: bossy mischievous lodge circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30705467)



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Date: June 15th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Field Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#30710286)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Alpha Electric Furnace

High level work in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#35875934)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: high-end range

1-fuckin-80 all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#36076007)



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Date: June 16th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Dun stirring useless brakes station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3254945&forum_id=2#38398997)