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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:33 AM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:34 AM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: appetizing water buffalo wagecucks

i've never seen my life so neatly encapsulated

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome address



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Drab crotch school



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: stimulating french giraffe black woman

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Frozen Aphrodisiac French Chef

lmao

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: bronze vivacious organic girlfriend

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: free-loading volcanic crater people who are hurt

Wow that thread title that is fucking meta

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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: laughsome address



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Lavender sick location



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: razzle sienna brunch



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: godawful soggy keepsake machete



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Snowy unhinged chapel

too close to home

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Date: February 16th, 2021 4:59 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: claret thriller hall



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: bossy theater rigor



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Lavender sick location

"Where would you like to go for dinner? We can choose:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese."

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

"As per our prior communication (see supra in the present exchange), you have indicated that you are amenable to attending a dinner with me this evening, June the Twenty-Eighth (28), Two Thousand and Sixteen (2016), at a mutually agreeable location to be selected from the pool of Reasonable Options (again, see supra for previous definition of this defined term) that are available within the official boundaries of the incorporated Washington, D.C. area (hereinafter, the "Dinner"). You have also agreed that the Dinner shall transpire at 7:30 PM EST.

To facilitate finalization of the terms of this agreement, I would propose one (1) of the following options for cuisine choices in relation to the Dinner:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese.

I note that we also still need to discuss the division of anticipated costs that will be foreseeably associated with the Dinner (not inclusive of individual travel costs to-and-from the location of the Dinner, which I believe we have already agreed shall be bourne by each party, respectively).

Please respond to this message by no later than 4:30 PM EST to allow sufficient time for finalization and travel arrangements. Thanks much in advance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809175)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Cracking Fishy School Cafeteria Headpube

Would read again

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: adventurous autistic filthpig messiness

you're trying too hard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

If you don't find this entirely believable, you've never worked in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809196)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: crawly multi-colored trailer park pervert

comma between D.C. and area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix immediately.

EDIT: Sorry, it looks like you're still in the document. Can you let me know when you have closed out of the system version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809210)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome address



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser church circlehead

cr

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

I would say "guess you've never worked in Biglaw," but I think we already knew that didn't we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810483)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: aquamarine background story

I think the paran defining the term "dinner" should come after the word "dinner" - otherwise it looks like you are defining the washington DC area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809220)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

Thanks for the comment, I did consider that and I agree that it's a more superficially elegant structure, but I generally prefer to include the definitional paran after all elements of the definition have been laid out, just to avoid any confusion about whether the defined term is fully inclusive thereof. You wouldn't believe the sort of "confusion" I have run into on this point in the past from prior dates who are trying to wiggle out of agreed-upon terms on the back end...

Also, I realize that it's a bit premature to expect a definitive answer to this (so I won't hold you to your preliminary response), but purely for my own planning purposes, at this point based on our interactions do you anticipate (a) a second Date (see foregoing definition) transpiring, and, if so, (b) what is your availability like this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809247)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: godawful soggy keepsake machete

The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Otherwise, it's as if you're asking "do you anticipate what is your availability like this weekend," a rather ESL phrasing unbecoming of a balding biglawyer such as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809292)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

You are absolutely correct, apologies again. Emailing from my phone while doing 85 on highway praying for mercifu death, please excuse typoes and apologies for the oversi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809330)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: aquamarine background story

to be fair,

did this memo go out? why was I not copied? You need to keep me in the loop.

Best,

Edmund Van Dongle III

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30819418)



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Infuriating newt



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Boyish Field

this one in particular is too real.

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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: claret thriller hall

I believe we are in daylight time, please revise and recirculate. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809271)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: laughsome address

That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our prior correspondence to see if we've addressed this issue explicitly? Please also review our precedents generally to see what our general practice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809311)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Walnut casino affirmative action

Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as well be hearing nails on a chalk board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809574)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: free-loading volcanic crater people who are hurt

Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.

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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: appetizing water buffalo wagecucks



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:18 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Olive irradiated legal warrant stage



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed pistol

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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:06 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: territorial drunken mood ratface

shut the fuck up you try hard past your prime faggot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: flatulent diverse jap rigpig

To be fair,

Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810480)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Olive irradiated legal warrant stage



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: Irate mad cow disease

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Titillating Peach Gaming Laptop Candlestick Maker



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed puce party of the first part spot



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: free-loading volcanic crater people who are hurt



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: Heady temple

33 y/o biglaw burnout with 400k savings, trying, but failing to not fuck 2 fat-bottomed tindersluts tomrrw

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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: aquamarine background story

May the lord be with you

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Date: February 16th, 2021 9:23 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: aquamarine background story



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: free-loading volcanic crater people who are hurt



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Author: laughsome address



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