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you're trying too hard
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To be fair, If you don't find this entirely believable, y...
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comma between D.C. and area
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The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Othe...
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this one in particular is too real.
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Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:33 AM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Nofapping Property



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned umber lettuce old irish cottage

i've never seen my life so neatly encapsulated

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse locus juggernaut



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: excitant zippy sanctuary

180

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: silver disgusting incel

lmao

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: anal angry area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: ivory piazza

Wow that thread title that is fucking meta

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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse locus juggernaut



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Sickened Marvelous Genital Piercing Preventive Strike



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking church building



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Poppy geriatric stag film



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Charismatic red sneaky criminal

too close to home

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Date: February 16th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Charismatic red sneaky criminal



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: house-broken spot



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: appetizing seedy generalized bond school cafeteria



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Sickened Marvelous Genital Piercing Preventive Strike

"Where would you like to go for dinner? We can choose:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809055)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

"As per our prior communication (see supra in the present exchange), you have indicated that you are amenable to attending a dinner with me this evening, June the Twenty-Eighth (28), Two Thousand and Sixteen (2016), at a mutually agreeable location to be selected from the pool of Reasonable Options (again, see supra for previous definition of this defined term) that are available within the official boundaries of the incorporated Washington, D.C. area (hereinafter, the "Dinner"). You have also agreed that the Dinner shall transpire at 7:30 PM EST.

To facilitate finalization of the terms of this agreement, I would propose one (1) of the following options for cuisine choices in relation to the Dinner:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese.

I note that we also still need to discuss the division of anticipated costs that will be foreseeably associated with the Dinner (not inclusive of individual travel costs to-and-from the location of the Dinner, which I believe we have already agreed shall be bourne by each party, respectively).

Please respond to this message by no later than 4:30 PM EST to allow sufficient time for finalization and travel arrangements. Thanks much in advance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809175)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Pearly Stimulating Stage

Would read again

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: costumed titillating point

you're trying too hard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

If you don't find this entirely believable, you've never worked in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809196)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: supple primrose whorehouse jew

comma between D.C. and area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix immediately.

EDIT: Sorry, it looks like you're still in the document. Can you let me know when you have closed out of the system version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809210)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: aqua hell international law enforcement agency

cr

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

I would say "guess you've never worked in Biglaw," but I think we already knew that didn't we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810483)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry

I think the paran defining the term "dinner" should come after the word "dinner" - otherwise it looks like you are defining the washington DC area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809220)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

Thanks for the comment, I did consider that and I agree that it's a more superficially elegant structure, but I generally prefer to include the definitional paran after all elements of the definition have been laid out, just to avoid any confusion about whether the defined term is fully inclusive thereof. You wouldn't believe the sort of "confusion" I have run into on this point in the past from prior dates who are trying to wiggle out of agreed-upon terms on the back end...

Also, I realize that it's a bit premature to expect a definitive answer to this (so I won't hold you to your preliminary response), but purely for my own planning purposes, at this point based on our interactions do you anticipate (a) a second Date (see foregoing definition) transpiring, and, if so, (b) what is your availability like this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809247)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: Poppy geriatric stag film

The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Otherwise, it's as if you're asking "do you anticipate what is your availability like this weekend," a rather ESL phrasing unbecoming of a balding biglawyer such as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809292)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

You are absolutely correct, apologies again. Emailing from my phone while doing 85 on highway praying for mercifu death, please excuse typoes and apologies for the oversi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809330)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry

to be fair,

did this memo go out? why was I not copied? You need to keep me in the loop.

Best,

Edmund Van Dongle III

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30819418)



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Lilac Harsh Hospital Pozpig



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: beta dopamine psychic

this one in particular is too real.

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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: house-broken spot

I believe we are in daylight time, please revise and recirculate. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809271)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault

That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our prior correspondence to see if we've addressed this issue explicitly? Please also review our precedents generally to see what our general practice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809311)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: citrine den cuck

Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as well be hearing nails on a chalk board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809574)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: ivory piazza

Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810093)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned umber lettuce old irish cottage



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Motley antidepressant drug gas station



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Thriller jade chapel kitty



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Adventurous henna public bath fanboi

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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: drab office



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Stirring violent pit

shut the fuck up you try hard past your prime faggot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Big Onyx University

To be fair,

Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810480)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Thriller jade chapel kitty



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: talented ratface

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Scarlet tantric theatre



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative Degenerate



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: ivory piazza



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated medicated site chad

33 y/o biglaw burnout with 400k savings, trying, but failing to not fuck 2 fat-bottomed tindersluts tomrrw

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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry

May the lord be with you

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Date: February 16th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Charismatic red sneaky criminal



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: ivory piazza



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry



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Date: July 8th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Grizzly location cuckoldry



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Double Fault



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