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Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:33 AM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Tripping Point



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night den

i've never seen my life so neatly encapsulated

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Shaky abusive fanboi national



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Turquoise spot

180

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Public Bath

lmao

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Canary yarmulke

fuuuuuuccckkkkk

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: low-t odious indirect expression menage

Wow that thread title that is fucking meta

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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Shaky abusive fanboi national



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: drab soggy toaster



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: vivacious coldplay fan shrine



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: sepia diverse voyeur dopamine



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Hairless state

too close to home

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Date: February 16th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless state



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Disturbing goal in life multi-billionaire



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: exciting wrinkle



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: drab soggy toaster

"Where would you like to go for dinner? We can choose:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809055)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

"As per our prior communication (see supra in the present exchange), you have indicated that you are amenable to attending a dinner with me this evening, June the Twenty-Eighth (28), Two Thousand and Sixteen (2016), at a mutually agreeable location to be selected from the pool of Reasonable Options (again, see supra for previous definition of this defined term) that are available within the official boundaries of the incorporated Washington, D.C. area (hereinafter, the "Dinner"). You have also agreed that the Dinner shall transpire at 7:30 PM EST.

To facilitate finalization of the terms of this agreement, I would propose one (1) of the following options for cuisine choices in relation to the Dinner:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese.

I note that we also still need to discuss the division of anticipated costs that will be foreseeably associated with the Dinner (not inclusive of individual travel costs to-and-from the location of the Dinner, which I believe we have already agreed shall be bourne by each party, respectively).

Please respond to this message by no later than 4:30 PM EST to allow sufficient time for finalization and travel arrangements. Thanks much in advance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809175)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Coral Clown Jew

Would read again

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous antidepressant drug orchestra pit

you're trying too hard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

If you don't find this entirely believable, you've never worked in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809196)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: Effete mediation

comma between D.C. and area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix immediately.

EDIT: Sorry, it looks like you're still in the document. Can you let me know when you have closed out of the system version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809210)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809316)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Burgundy electric furnace piazza

cr

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

I would say "guess you've never worked in Biglaw," but I think we already knew that didn't we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810483)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut

I think the paran defining the term "dinner" should come after the word "dinner" - otherwise it looks like you are defining the washington DC area

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809220)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

Thanks for the comment, I did consider that and I agree that it's a more superficially elegant structure, but I generally prefer to include the definitional paran after all elements of the definition have been laid out, just to avoid any confusion about whether the defined term is fully inclusive thereof. You wouldn't believe the sort of "confusion" I have run into on this point in the past from prior dates who are trying to wiggle out of agreed-upon terms on the back end...

Also, I realize that it's a bit premature to expect a definitive answer to this (so I won't hold you to your preliminary response), but purely for my own planning purposes, at this point based on our interactions do you anticipate (a) a second Date (see foregoing definition) transpiring, and, if so, (b) what is your availability like this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809247)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: sepia diverse voyeur dopamine

The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Otherwise, it's as if you're asking "do you anticipate what is your availability like this weekend," a rather ESL phrasing unbecoming of a balding biglawyer such as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809292)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

You are absolutely correct, apologies again. Emailing from my phone while doing 85 on highway praying for mercifu death, please excuse typoes and apologies for the oversi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809330)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut

to be fair,

did this memo go out? why was I not copied? You need to keep me in the loop.

Best,

Edmund Van Dongle III

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30819418)



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: startled bawdyhouse milk



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: lake church building

this one in particular is too real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30830218)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Disturbing goal in life multi-billionaire

I believe we are in daylight time, please revise and recirculate. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809271)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner

That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our prior correspondence to see if we've addressed this issue explicitly? Please also review our precedents generally to see what our general practice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809311)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: curious institution preventive strike

Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as well be hearing nails on a chalk board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809574)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: low-t odious indirect expression menage

Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810093)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night den



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: Twisted filthpig



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Angry Metal Lay Striped Hyena



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: avocado heady crackhouse

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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Blue talented potus center



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: arousing stead

shut the fuck up you try hard past your prime faggot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: wonderful internet-worthy cuck nowag

To be fair,

Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810480)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: Angry Metal Lay Striped Hyena



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: dark galvanic range mad-dog skullcap

180

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: trip hell blood rage



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: clear haunting generalized bond



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: low-t odious indirect expression menage



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: 180 Ebony Factory Reset Button

33 y/o biglaw burnout with 400k savings, trying, but failing to not fuck 2 fat-bottomed tindersluts tomrrw

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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut

May the lord be with you

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Date: February 16th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Hairless state



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: low-t odious indirect expression menage



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut



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Date: July 8th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Adventurous juggernaut



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: passionate theatre



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Date: May 4th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:40 AM
Author: Lascivious resort people who are hurt



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Date: February 14th, 2019 8:41 PM
Author: Umber charismatic locale partner



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Author: Big idea he suggested



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Author: Lascivious resort people who are hurt



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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Saffron appetizing brunch



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