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you're trying too hard
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To be fair, If you don't find this entirely believable, y...
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comma between D.C. and area
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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Chestnut Abusive Dragon Market



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Date: June 28th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Brilliant adventurous menage

i've never seen my life so neatly encapsulated

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Yellow den



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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored flickering quadroon

180

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant ruby heaven

lmao

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Marvelous faggot firefighter

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Date: June 28th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: black karate plaza

Wow that thread title that is fucking meta

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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Yellow den



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: crystalline sneaky criminal



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Histrionic property boltzmann



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic famous landscape painting



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good locale mother

too close to home

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Date: February 16th, 2021 4:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good locale mother



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Mischievous mahogany generalized bond



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Date: June 28th, 2016 11:53 AM
Author: Big infuriating casino incel



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: crystalline sneaky criminal

"Where would you like to go for dinner? We can choose:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809055)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

"As per our prior communication (see supra in the present exchange), you have indicated that you are amenable to attending a dinner with me this evening, June the Twenty-Eighth (28), Two Thousand and Sixteen (2016), at a mutually agreeable location to be selected from the pool of Reasonable Options (again, see supra for previous definition of this defined term) that are available within the official boundaries of the incorporated Washington, D.C. area (hereinafter, the "Dinner"). You have also agreed that the Dinner shall transpire at 7:30 PM EST.

To facilitate finalization of the terms of this agreement, I would propose one (1) of the following options for cuisine choices in relation to the Dinner:

(a) Italian;

(b) Greek; or

(c) Chinese.

I note that we also still need to discuss the division of anticipated costs that will be foreseeably associated with the Dinner (not inclusive of individual travel costs to-and-from the location of the Dinner, which I believe we have already agreed shall be bourne by each party, respectively).

Please respond to this message by no later than 4:30 PM EST to allow sufficient time for finalization and travel arrangements. Thanks much in advance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809175)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: charcoal pit useless brakes

Would read again

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:54 PM
Author: Razzle Lay

you're trying too hard

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

If you don't find this entirely believable, you've never worked in Biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809196)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:56 PM
Author: Amethyst police squad legal warrant

comma between D.C. and area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

Thank, my apologies for the nit. Will fix immediately.

EDIT: Sorry, it looks like you're still in the document. Can you let me know when you have closed out of the system version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809210)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: fragrant carmine site macaca

cr

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

I would say "guess you've never worked in Biglaw," but I think we already knew that didn't we?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810483)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease

I think the paran defining the term "dinner" should come after the word "dinner" - otherwise it looks like you are defining the washington DC area

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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

Thanks for the comment, I did consider that and I agree that it's a more superficially elegant structure, but I generally prefer to include the definitional paran after all elements of the definition have been laid out, just to avoid any confusion about whether the defined term is fully inclusive thereof. You wouldn't believe the sort of "confusion" I have run into on this point in the past from prior dates who are trying to wiggle out of agreed-upon terms on the back end...

Also, I realize that it's a bit premature to expect a definitive answer to this (so I won't hold you to your preliminary response), but purely for my own planning purposes, at this point based on our interactions do you anticipate (a) a second Date (see foregoing definition) transpiring, and, if so, (b) what is your availability like this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809247)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: aromatic famous landscape painting

The "(a)" should follow "purposes." Otherwise, it's as if you're asking "do you anticipate what is your availability like this weekend," a rather ESL phrasing unbecoming of a balding biglawyer such as yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809292)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

You are absolutely correct, apologies again. Emailing from my phone while doing 85 on highway praying for mercifu death, please excuse typoes and apologies for the oversi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809330)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease

to be fair,

did this memo go out? why was I not copied? You need to keep me in the loop.

Best,

Edmund Van Dongle III

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30819418)



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Date: July 1st, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Topaz Irradiated Hell Laser Beams



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Kitty Cat

this one in particular is too real.

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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Mischievous mahogany generalized bond

I believe we are in daylight time, please revise and recirculate. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809271)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich

That's a good catch re: travel costs. Can you review our prior correspondence to see if we've addressed this issue explicitly? Please also review our precedents generally to see what our general practice is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809311)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Wine Flatulent Goyim

Ugh when I see someone use "as per" I might as well be hearing nails on a chalk board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30809574)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: black karate plaza

Sounds like an as per grrrrs moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810093)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Brilliant adventurous menage



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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: lilac whorehouse



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: bright chad



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Date: January 5th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Translucent Hyperventilating Theater Alpha

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Date: February 16th, 2021 5:06 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: adulterous hall

shut the fuck up you try hard past your prime faggot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly mind-boggling philosopher-king

To be fair,

Thanks quotemo. Any more life advice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3269143&forum_id=2#30810480)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 4:15 PM
Author: bright chad



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:28 AM
Author: stimulating haunting coffee pot

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Date: June 28th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Citrine area



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: sepia vengeful yarmulke pozpig



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: black karate plaza



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Date: June 30th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: lavender charismatic mad-dog skullcap center

33 y/o biglaw burnout with 400k savings, trying, but failing to not fuck 2 fat-bottomed tindersluts tomrrw

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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease

May the lord be with you

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Date: February 16th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good locale mother



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Date: July 1st, 2016 8:21 AM
Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 2nd, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: black karate plaza



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Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 8th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Rose Space Mad Cow Disease



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sandwich



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