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Ever take a shit so perfect I grab it with ur bare hand?

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Explain
Morning In America
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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load bearing gash
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you grab... with my hand... what
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Morning In America
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load bearing gash
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the ultimate alpha male
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Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower
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Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
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Bart O'Kavanaugh
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I told you the last time you were my shit buddy was the last...
Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos
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Bullfrog
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Wait, wut?
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In on a historic thread
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lol if Rach ever allowed editing titles, this place would lo...
(O)||||||(O)
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lmaooooo
beckersted.
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The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos
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Morning In America
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i laffed so hard i drooled.
beckersted.
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I'll be thinking about this all day now.
Bullfrog
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Morning In America
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1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer
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Morning In America
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don't you ever touch me or my bare hand again
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Please pull the plug, Rach.
tech founder disrupting concepts of human dignity
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load bearing gash
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Morning In America
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empathy incarnate
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load bearing gash
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I rike a Engrish
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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beckersted.
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The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos
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(Taylor Swift)
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potluck
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Not unless you count the firm Christmas party a couple years...
6000 ants dressed like rice
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The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
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Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower
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heh. there was a typo in the thread title. heh.
nights
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Morning In America
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Devil's Triangle
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Bart O'Kavanaugh
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Bullfrog
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wouldn't you already know the answer to this?
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tech founder disrupting concepts of human dignity
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180
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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scholarship
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through the zip-lock bag
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A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
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That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I ...
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michael doodikoff
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Bullfrog
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diaper
The Fifer of Diaper
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Would be even more 180 if OP had spelled bare as bear
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load bearing gash
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(poo dood)
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load bearing gash
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This would have been a 5 post thread.
Bullfrog
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op is high art
zarathustra
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indubitably
load bearing gash
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Morning In America
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*sweaty 5'8" lawyer nervously wipes forward* "A...
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load bearing gash
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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Is like to see if we can arrange this.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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Devil's Triangle
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Excuse me, I have to get through
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Underrated.
1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer
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load bearing gash
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6000 ants dressed like rice
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Bart O'Kavanaugh
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
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1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer
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Bullfrog
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load bearing gash
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okay, fine, i'll bump this
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Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower
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scholarship
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Morning In America
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fumblerooski
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6000 ants dressed like rice
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UVT?
longwangpoontang
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load bearing gash
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Mance Rayder
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I just realized that this thread is that perfect shit the OP...
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Morning In America
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literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi
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Bullfrog
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David Morse
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Morning In America
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Devil's Triangle
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nude lifter
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this is the peak of civilization
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aunt jemima
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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dr. charlie brown
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Morning In America
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(Lil' Dooky)
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Morning In America
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un ragazzo che scrive nel vuoto
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Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard
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i cried
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
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Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
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life in this moment.
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Morning In America
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Bullfrog
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Street Sharks
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Thick as a man's wrist!
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beckersted.
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Morning In America
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Morning In America
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Great thread.
Devil's Triangle
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thread of the decade 2008-2018
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71 y/o man commuting to wagecuck
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1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer
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erry day
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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815634)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819468)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Morning In America

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815641)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815644)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30868745)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: ;:;;;:::....(:::

you grab... with my hand... what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815643)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815670)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815787)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: the ultimate alpha male (big in boise)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816591)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30817838)



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34156289)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36683626)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

I told you the last time you were my shit buddy was the last time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815649)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: Hacksaw Jim Duggan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815783)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815791)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816358)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: ESPRIT.wav



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816386)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818133)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:24 AM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31623429)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33411690)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36284023)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425751)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,


Wait, wut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815651)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:15 AM
Author: ,,;;,,,;,,,:,;,,,,,,;:,,,;,,,,(Retired 11/9/16)


In on a historic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815655)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815769)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818885)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30823643)



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Date: July 19th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30973510)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: H.L.R.L. Menckenstine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30985259)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: .,,,.,,;;;...,,,,,,..;,.,,;;.,;;.,,.,;;..;;.,,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815702)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: (O)||||||(O) ( A Game of)

lol if Rach ever allowed editing titles, this place would lose 90% of its charm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815710)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: beckersted.

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815714)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815792)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31094682)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:24 AM
Author: beckersted.

i laffed so hard i drooled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815721)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Bullfrog

I'll be thinking about this all day now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815762)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816379)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816383)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30925904)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,:,..,;.,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,.


don't you ever touch me or my bare hand again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815770)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:32 AM
Author: tech founder disrupting concepts of human dignity

Please pull the plug, Rach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815774)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,...,,..,,..,,..,,.,.,,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815830)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816365)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:57 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818162)



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Date: July 5th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30856078)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31246960)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: empathy incarnate (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#32148209)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33411695)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: load bearing gash

I rike a Engrish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815790)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Hacksaw Jim Duggan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815800)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: beckersted.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815815)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30891793)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:35 AM
Author: The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815793)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )

(Taylor Swift)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30815843)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816393)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice

Not unless you count the firm Christmas party a couple years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816404)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship (at Cambridge of Cambridgeshire )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30816588)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30817834)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: nights

heh. there was a typo in the thread title. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818889)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Morning In America

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818895)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30818930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31247004)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425753)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: .,.,......,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,....,:,,,.:.:.,:.::,..


wouldn't you already know the answer to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819167)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: tech founder disrupting concepts of human dignity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30906832)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (TRUMP)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819178)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819181)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: \ \ / /_ ~ _\ \ / / (*)

through the zip-lock bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819190)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819196)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: flyfisher110 ( )

That was the first time I ever read that end to end. Wish I had done so years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819201)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30820722)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: The Fifer of Diaper

diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30819210)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: load bearing gash

Would be even more 180 if OP had spelled bare as bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30824978)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30872703)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: '""'''""'


(poo dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30872705)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30891775)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Bullfrog

This would have been a 5 post thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30891803)



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Date: July 9th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: zarathustra

op is high art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30891811)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: load bearing gash

indubitably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30900712)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31036601)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: pff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30892177)



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Date: July 11th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: boner police (boner police)

*sweaty 5'8" lawyer nervously wipes forward*

"Alright, we have a deal--just make it quick, or I'll sue you!"

*hands over wad of cash*

*unbuckles belt*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30900765)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30922194)



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Date: July 12th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30912311)



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Date: July 13th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30922166)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30925897)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30925922)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 10:13 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30977532)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:27 PM
Author: Hacksaw Jim Duggan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30985193)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Is like to see if we can arrange this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#30985289)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31036597)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: Excuse me, I have to get through



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31036606)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31094700)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 6:01 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31137075)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31246975)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31247006)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31451877)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33411693)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#35271888)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425755)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31246956)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Apollo Screed (autist-in-residence)

okay, fine, i'll bump this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31247012)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:46 PM
Author: Your father's genitals, eye-level, in the shower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31285011)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31285016)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33744721)



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Date: August 28th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Dux



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31285017)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31451874)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31451888)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: fumblerooski (Nebraska can still maek it)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31451898)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31623428)



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

UVT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31623459)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31909440)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:20 PM
Author: Mance Rayder (mance rayder tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31909477)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


I just realized that this thread is that perfect shit the OP took, and we all grabbed it with are bare hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#31909480)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#32148196)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: literal Marxist calling you a literal Nazi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33744741)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425757)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: David Morse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36671116)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#32082416)



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Date: May 10th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Devil's Triangle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33270324)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: nude lifter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33401227)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: fumblerooski

this is the peak of civilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33401235)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:37 PM
Author: aunt jemima



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33744712)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband ((EpahTP))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34104910)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: '''''''"'"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36177301)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: dr. charlie brown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33411727)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33744702)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

(Lil' Dooky)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#33744743)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34104854)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: un ragazzo che scrive nel vuoto



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34104908)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Soren 'Bob' Odenkierkegaard (darnellchadjamal@gmail.com )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34105134)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34105153)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

https://m.imgur.com/CnEeI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34105213)



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Date: September 7th, 2017 6:35 AM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34156286)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: t. beckersted

life in this moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34291670)



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Date: October 5th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: t. beckersted



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34375230)



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Date: October 6th, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34379571)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34432707)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Street Sharks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34432718)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


Thick as a man's wrist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#34432799)



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Date: January 9th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#35119879)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#35430478)



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Date: April 20th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#35882014)



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Date: May 7th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Bullfrog



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36001991)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: beckersted.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36062730)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36177296)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36284008)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Devil's Triangle

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36284022)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

thread of the decade 2008-2018

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36284251)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: 71 y/o man commuting to wagecuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425764)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425775)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Boomer Life-Coach Telling You To Accept Diversity

erry day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36425773)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Hacksaw Jim Duggan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36484570)



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Date: August 23rd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: 1st Ballot Wigger Hall of Famer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36671097)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Mario Lmao



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3270127&forum_id=2#36683625)