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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
| dun macaca market | 07/16/16 |
| slippery razzle-dazzle school | 07/16/16 |
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| Splenetic deep address | 07/16/16 |
| dun macaca market | 07/16/16 |
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| dun macaca market | 07/16/16 |
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| Orchid Selfie Kitchen | 08/20/16 |
| Stirring Step-uncle's House | 09/21/16 |
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| sexy cracking ticket booth hissy fit | 09/21/16 |
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| vivacious fiercely-loyal abode people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
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| passionate school cafeteria | 07/16/16 |
| Soul-stirring doctorate | 08/20/16 |
| Grizzly mildly autistic tattoo | 09/21/16 |
| Cerebral Crackhouse | 07/16/16 |
| Underhanded mischievous new version | 07/24/16 |
| concupiscible immigrant | 07/16/16 |
| Cerise shitlib | 07/16/16 |
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| Cerise shitlib | 07/16/16 |
| passionate school cafeteria | 07/16/16 |
| navy brethren background story | 07/16/16 |
| vivacious fiercely-loyal abode people who are hurt | 07/16/16 |
| navy brethren background story | 07/16/16 |
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| twinkling aggressive national | 09/21/16 |
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| sexy cracking ticket booth hissy fit | 09/21/16 |
| Orchid Selfie Kitchen | 09/21/16 |
| crusty thirsty dingle berry | 09/21/16 |
| Orchid Selfie Kitchen | 07/21/18 |
| Histrionic multi-billionaire cuck | 07/21/18 |
| navy brethren background story | 09/14/18 |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: dun macaca market I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: slippery razzle-dazzle school get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Splenetic deep address hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: dun macaca market What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Splenetic deep address Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: dun macaca market I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Splenetic deep address Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: concupiscible immigrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: sick principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: wonderful hateful foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Adventurous khaki hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: citrine hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Honey-headed university main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Stirring Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: sexy cracking ticket booth hissy fit FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Cerebral Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: navy brethren background story first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: vivacious fiercely-loyal abode people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Cerise shitlib did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Misunderstood cumskin Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Cerise shitlib no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: 180 Chapel This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: passionate school cafeteria going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Soul-stirring doctorate Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Grizzly mildly autistic tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Cerebral Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Underhanded mischievous new version http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: concupiscible immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Cerise shitlib how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Cerebral Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Cerise shitlib oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: passionate school cafeteria Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: navy brethren background story Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: vivacious fiercely-loyal abode people who are hurt also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: navy brethren background story ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Underhanded mischievous new version lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: twinkling aggressive national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: twinkling aggressive national he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Arousing becky link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: pea-brained out-of-control property Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: flushed theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: dun macaca market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Sadistic disrespectful house LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: shimmering outnumbered plaza Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: poppy bawdyhouse old irish cottage Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: sexy cracking ticket booth hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: crusty thirsty dingle berry Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Histrionic multi-billionaire cuck (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: navy brethren background story this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: navy brethren background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: flushed theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: dun macaca market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Orchid Selfie Kitchen Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: dun macaca market Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645189) |