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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looki...
Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  07/16/16
get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the...
Coiffed field
  07/16/16
You are a genius
puce comical state useless brakes
  07/16/16
hopefully flame.
Crusty azn senate
  07/16/16
What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating a...
Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  07/16/16
Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for ...
Crusty azn senate
  07/16/16
I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the ...
Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  07/16/16
Reeled me in again johnsy
Crusty azn senate
  07/16/16
lol
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Fragrant becky keepsake machete
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gold mischievous address
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light kitty
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puce comical state useless brakes
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Honey-headed autistic temple mediation
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puce comical state useless brakes
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puce comical state useless brakes
  01/03/20
FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
Soul-stirring forum giraffe
  09/21/16
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puce comical state useless brakes
  06/23/17
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razzmatazz national
  07/16/16
first of all, ty Johnsmeyer second of all, she's falling ...
Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin
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sapphire spectacular menage
  07/16/16
did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i ...
Bearded hospital sound barrier
  07/16/16
Uh... flame?
Arrogant hissy fit pozpig
  07/16/16
no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had ...
Bearded hospital sound barrier
  07/16/16
This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid c...
Talented Shivering Abode
  07/16/16
going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-...
glittery crackhouse potus
  07/16/16
Wtf please link
offensive lodge reading party
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mauve resort old irish cottage
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razzmatazz national
  07/16/16
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&a...
Exciting hideous house
  07/24/16
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curious macaca indirect expression
  07/16/16
how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every ti...
Bearded hospital sound barrier
  07/16/16
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razzmatazz national
  07/16/16
oh. ok
Bearded hospital sound barrier
  07/16/16
Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g.,...
glittery crackhouse potus
  07/16/16
Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post th...
Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin
  07/16/16
also "I can't look like him by August" when they p...
sapphire spectacular menage
  07/16/16
ty
Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin
  07/16/16
lmao.
Exciting hideous house
  07/24/16
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Wonderful Ticket Booth
  09/21/16
he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "...
Wonderful Ticket Booth
  09/21/16
link?
Galvanic people who are hurt
  07/16/16
Borderline?
diverse trust fund
  07/16/16
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Bronze Point
  07/16/16
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Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  07/16/16
LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having ...
Stubborn principal's office
  07/16/16
Certified female poster here. Walk away.
Mahogany background story orchestra pit
  07/16/16
Go for it
puce comical state useless brakes
  07/24/16
Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The p...
disgusting charismatic ceo persian
  07/24/16
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Soul-stirring forum giraffe
  09/21/16
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puce comical state useless brakes
  09/21/16
Does Dutchess know?
Vigorous stage
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puce comical state useless brakes
  07/21/18
(extraordinarily unhinged person)
learning disabled electric wagecucks sanctuary
  07/21/18
this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads
Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin
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Bronze Point
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Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  01/12/20
Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet
puce comical state useless brakes
  12/20/21
Lmao
Mind-boggling area skinny woman
  12/20/21


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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman

I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.

I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.

I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.

I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.

Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943611)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Coiffed field

get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943615)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes

You are a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944506)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Crusty azn senate

hopefully flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943618)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman

What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943630)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Crusty azn senate

Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943645)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman

I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943665)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Crusty azn senate

Reeled me in again johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943688)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: curious macaca indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943691)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Fragrant becky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943827)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM
Author: chrome motley chapel toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944020)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: gold mischievous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944031)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: light kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944055)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: boyish boistinker nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944065)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31227979)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed autistic temple mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457712)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#34515809)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374470)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring forum giraffe

FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457536)



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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#33625757)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943624)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin

first of all, ty Johnsmeyer

second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943640)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: sapphire spectacular menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943697)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Bearded hospital sound barrier

did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943652)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Arrogant hissy fit pozpig

Uh... flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943690)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Bearded hospital sound barrier

no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943695)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Talented Shivering Abode

This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943656)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: glittery crackhouse potus

going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943661)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: offensive lodge reading party

Wtf please link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31228144)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM
Author: mauve resort old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457772)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943663)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM
Author: Exciting hideous house

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014461)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: curious macaca indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943670)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Bearded hospital sound barrier

how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943677)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943685)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Bearded hospital sound barrier

oh. ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943687)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: glittery crackhouse potus

Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943736)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin

Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943758)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM
Author: sapphire spectacular menage

also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944337)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944405)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Exciting hideous house

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014462)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457693)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Wonderful Ticket Booth

he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457734)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Galvanic people who are hurt

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944108)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: diverse trust fund

Borderline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943673)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bronze Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943683)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30943713)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Stubborn principal's office

LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944502)



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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Mahogany background story orchestra pit

Certified female poster here. Walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#30944532)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes

Go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014332)



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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: disgusting charismatic ceo persian

Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31014472)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring forum giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457538)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457533)



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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Vigorous stage

Does Dutchess know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#31457707)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471827)



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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: learning disabled electric wagecucks sanctuary

(extraordinarily unhinged person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36471918)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin

this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#36810936)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM
Author: Buff Cracking Patrolman Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#37531969)



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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Bronze Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39374481)



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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#39419697)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: puce comical state useless brakes

Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645176)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling area skinny woman

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2#43645189)