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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
titillating fluffy blood rage
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
titillating fluffy blood rage
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit love of her life

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Indecent Mexican Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: bronze cuck skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Dragon Background Story

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Dragon Background Story

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mauve arousing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: titillating fluffy blood rage

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: titillating fluffy blood rage

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Lilac kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: cobalt native

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mauve arousing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: elite scourge upon the earth location

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bat-shit-crazy Locale

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Tantric green deer antler

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit love of her life

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bat-shit-crazy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: contagious center selfie

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: spruce hissy fit love of her life

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Henna Hot Sneaky Criminal Weed Whacker



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Filthy brunch stock car

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: 180 sound barrier

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: 180 sound barrier

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Pontificating office telephone

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Dull business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: histrionic gaped stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: titillating fluffy blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Black Soul-stirring Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Chocolate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Rebellious floppy foreskin range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bat-shit-crazy Locale

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: stimulating incel gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Disturbing Beta Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Marvelous turquoise cuckoldry ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: flickering nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Odious National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Charcoal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Walnut sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: flickering nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: disrespectful racy headpube step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: disrespectful racy headpube step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Purple apoplectic old irish cottage striped hyena

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Transparent confused fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Pontificating office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: balding mind-boggling factory reset button pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Rebellious floppy foreskin range

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Cracking french pervert international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: disrespectful racy headpube step-uncle's house

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cerebral pearl temple patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Frisky Stubborn Kitty

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: domesticated rough-skinned party of the first part

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Carmine Laughsome Faggotry

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Pontificating office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Rebellious floppy foreskin range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating Theatre Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: talented senate new version

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: light hilarious milk stead

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: shivering frozen heaven

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: glittery hall

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Crimson dashing nibblets meetinghouse

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone fuchsia dilemma

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Indecent Mexican Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Tripping slap-happy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: irate vigorous crotch

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: learning disabled white regret

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed mustard library

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: milky exciting resort

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed mustard library

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: irate vigorous crotch

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle azn

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mauve arousing sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: lime boiling water hospital

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Rebellious floppy foreskin range

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Lascivious unhinged church building masturbator

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy insanely creepy chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: brindle boyish chapel turdskin

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Free-loading jewess bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: crusty box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Aromatic Dragon Background Story

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Silver halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: histrionic gaped stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Nudist outnumbered church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Silver halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: histrionic gaped stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated red public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: bipolar station rigor

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: histrionic gaped stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Crimson dashing nibblets meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Bateful painfully honest whorehouse newt

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: irradiated sick spot cuckold

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: irradiated sick spot cuckold



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: yellow fiercely-loyal idiot hairy legs



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: histrionic gaped stag film



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: poppy provocative organic girlfriend school



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Dull business firm fanboi



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Spectacular opaque corner degenerate

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Geriatric pungent coffee pot preventive strike



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser Wine Pisswyrm House



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Spectacular opaque corner degenerate



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular opaque corner degenerate



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Author: Obsidian stirring shrine genital piercing



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Geriatric pungent coffee pot preventive strike



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Curious pink rehab giraffe

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Maroon indirect expression friendly grandma

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: heady magical mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Ruddy nursing home twinkling uncleanness

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Olive community account



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Dull business firm fanboi

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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Crimson dashing nibblets meetinghouse



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry doctorate



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Underhanded Thirsty Black Woman Abode

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: fragrant son of senegal cumskin

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crackhouse

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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: zippy metal ticket booth haunted graveyard



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: zippy metal ticket booth haunted graveyard



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Comical Abnormal University

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: poppy provocative organic girlfriend school

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: thriller parlor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: lake orchestra pit

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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: lake orchestra pit

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Azure sexy space sex offender

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: lake orchestra pit

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: lake orchestra pit

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Olive community account



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: motley self-absorbed trump supporter

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Odious National

"I always liked to read and to write."

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