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Hilarious aspect of college: watching 17-22 y/o girls walk around with coffee.

I discussed this with a friend who goes to UMass and he said...
boner police
  08/11/16
I enjoyed this vaguely aspergers post
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Thank you. And I'll be honest this poast is extremely aut...
boner police
  08/11/16
Vaguely?
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
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Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster
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ESL TM..,..;;.
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This made me lol for 30 seconds
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This is a very good poast that I very much enjoyed reading. ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  08/11/16
Cr. I'm here for the scholarahip
luis
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zarathustra
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beckersted.
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beckersted.
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potluck
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I enjoyed this post. You may have also noticed that they nur...
Rod Gozegna
  08/11/16
"they want to be taken seriously." Correct. ...
~~(>' ' )>
  08/11/16
"“laughing” at them, not with them, since they're obvio...
Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP
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spritezero
  08/11/16
Hey man I'm just trying to maek a good thread with an autist...
boner police
  08/11/16
You suck, McBain!
CapTTTainFalcon
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he probably has to do this type of explaining a lot at tufts...
flip flop prole in first class
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boner police
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As Done As Donny
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
thin, fatfucks
  08/11/16
(Female who just LOVED coffee since she started college)
boner police
  08/11/16
in my entire life i have drank EXACTLY three cups of coffee ...
thin, fatfucks
  08/11/16
Really not that aspie.
boner police
  08/12/16
yeah, but also LOL
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boner police
  08/11/16
I remember you posting this on r/milliondollarextreme
Zezima
  01/13/17
had to be someone else--I don't have a reddit account and st...
catatonic meatpuppet
  01/13/17
I liked it so much I screengrabbed it. Posted August 12, so ...
Zezima
  01/13/17
TL;DR: LOL at white women, but bigger LOL when they’re in co...
boner police
  08/11/16
don't rape them bro
The Actual Faggot
  08/11/16
dude it's not coffee they are drinking sugar-milk-dessert...
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The "sugar milk dessert drink" angle only further ...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  08/11/16
lmao. this is the most insightful thing you've ever posted.
'"'''"''''"
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yeah phone in one hand coffee in the other. they dont even g...
Ghostface Billah
  08/11/16
"College" is such a fraud
BOM
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cr LJL
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Ghostface Billah
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scholarship
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load bearing gash
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evan39
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(XO 2016)
ESL TM..,..;;.
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(tmf)
West White
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Morning In America
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It's absolutely true that it's basically a fucking day care ...
'""'''""'
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This is some aspie shit ljl. Coffee is 180
corporate slave posting from a bathroom
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its' poison. people wonder why these chicks are fat
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  08/11/16
LJL brother, this is almost too much. 180
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cr. people with coffee are obnoxious. just pop caffeine pill...
scholarship
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
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ljl at the only utility of coffee being the caffeine i bet ...
Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP
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Tufts must be a weird ass place to go to college you have...
'""'''""'
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Pretty much right on all accounts. Attending Tufts was a sev...
boner police
  08/11/16
ranking of the looks of the Boston student bodies? i've a...
Baron Mark von Ironside
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Yeah BC -> generally good looking people BU -> t...
boner police
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you think MIT is equal to Harvard/Tufts? MIT was atrocious....
Baron Mark von Ironside
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Never met brandeis people but it's easy to assume theyre ugl...
boner police
  08/11/16
not too late to transfer, bro.
the challenge of a heterosexual relationship
  08/11/16
Financial aid is too good. I'll probably graduate with like ...
boner police
  08/11/16
you should be proud. keep in mind this is xo, not realit...
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Not too late to go gay bro
End Road Work
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drunken donuts
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Or at least help some clean cut bros out every once in a whi...
Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster
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Good read. I take it you're in undergrad? No way in hell ...
Summa
  08/11/16
(woman who values HER time)
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Won't waste MY TIME busy getting MY MASTERS with MY COFFEE i...
Street Sharks
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Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  08/11/16
this is probably the aspiest thing i've ever read. peopl...
Deep State8
  08/11/16
I address this in the OP.
boner police
  08/11/16
lol no you don't you just say "you don't need coffee to...
Deep State8
  08/11/16
you're this forum's worst poster
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  08/11/16
was it you who said trump would in the black vote? it was yo...
Deep State8
  08/11/16
he will
Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  08/11/16
TYFT! thoughts on when he's going to bring 51% of black vote...
Deep State8
  08/11/16
Hehehe
Deep State8
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your first cigarette of the morning
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Destroy all NPCs
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load bearing gash
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DrakeMallard
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Henry Aaron
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Apollo Screed
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Sir Incelot
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ESPRIT.wav
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No.
~~(>' ' )>
  08/11/16
i also love how they talk and schedule hang outs with friend...
your first cigarette of the morning
  08/11/16
LOL. so true. "let's do lunch soon!" "yeah! w...
'"'''"''''"
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This is just too spot on. IRL loling.
boner police
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Ghostface Billah
  08/11/16
lmao
luis
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lol
alzabo
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i see this every day although tbf the guys at my school do i...
nescac
  08/11/16
eh, most of the chicks at my college walked around in sweatp...
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Cr. State school bro here too.
fumblerooski
  08/12/16
yup
Punctuation Monica
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load bearing gash
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"jetset corporate princesses"
cannon
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~~(>' ' )>
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Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept.
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lol. in my day, the girls who did this wore gigantic sun...
spritezero
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JewJew Smith-Shyster
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cannon
  08/12/16
ugh.. thanks for reminding me.
[account temporarily suspended]
  08/11/16
oh my god, this is so accurate it hurts
Apollo Screed
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180
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better than the op tbh
don't run nigga i see you
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180
YAS QUEEN
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lmao
Dux
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Terence McKenna
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The Actual Faggot
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boner police
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sharklasers
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load bearing gash
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JFC
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spritezero
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Weird psychological screed when the obvious answer, as point...
Aspie Pickup Line
  08/11/16
lol.
luis
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@therealpeternorth
  08/11/16
The other thing, which shouldn't be discounted for us in the...
Baron Mark von Ironside
  08/11/16
So a cup of coffee is like a pacifier to replace COCK
bowlcut autist
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Mance Rayder
  08/11/16
yeah but for Coked Up Thoughts OP is pretty good
404 poster not found
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I have created scholarship on a similar topic: http://www...
Terence McKenna
  08/11/16
Lmao I remember this. 180 poast. Spot on.
boner police
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woman just love sugar and most have no self control about it...
luis
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guy who gets it
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(Guy on a bort full of alcoholics)
Aspie Pickup Line
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One thing you're wrong about is college not being hard; it i...
Destroy all NPCs
  08/11/16
They need the coffee because Chad kept them up all night.
From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill
  08/11/16
kind of a bizarre thing to write a screed about
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Very cynical poast. Though there are some elements of truth,...
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Yeah I'm well aware. It's a very sexist poast. It's autistic...
boner police
  08/11/16
that's everywhere though
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This is so fucking cr. 180.
Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.
  08/11/16
good poast, esp. enjoyed extensive explanation of how lulz a...
twins
  08/11/16
OP way too fucking long jfc.
:D
  08/11/16
Let's get serious: those aren't magnificent turds--they are ...
End Road Work
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Titcop. College women are unbearable. I assume this is the r...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Reminder: you are widely viewed as a retarded cuckold faggot...
boner police
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reminds me of this post from years ago - "Career women ...
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Love the blue smoke self pwn in that thread
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huge BS fan here but ur gonna have to be a LOT more specific
'"'''"''''"
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I think it's less about feminism and more about women caring...
LathamTouchedMe
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shut up
peterman (retired)
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boner_police
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I used to feel bad for all of the shit you used to get on th...
LathamTouchedMe
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You are an excellent writer, friend. Ever considered becomin...
evan39
  08/11/16
Most of my life I wanted to be a writer. I'm too autistic...
boner police
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Most writers are autistic and weird. Salinger didn't even le...
evan39
  08/11/16
Yeah he would have made a great poaster. Shut-in. Somewhat p...
boner police
  08/12/16
ur overthinking it my GF just likes how Starbucks tastes
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This is true 180 xo scholarship, good job bro
aunt jemima
  08/11/16
where do i subscribe to your newsletter?
[account temporarily suspended]
  08/11/16
Psy addresses this in Gangnam Style
Metal Up Your Ass
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ITT non-introspective striver discovers conspicuous consumpt...
Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP
  08/11/16
I know what that is I'm just applying it in a highly specifi...
boner police
  08/11/16
>Firstly, they don't need the coffee. In college you can ...
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"Waaaaah! I'm an autist and spend half my time doing ma...
boner police
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thats like half of the kids doing labs/projects in lab he...
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"Oh college is so hard!" moaned the stereotypical ...
boner police
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not hard but its definitely not normal to have enough free t...
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Stop trying so hard.
charls
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Don't step to l'chaim, queer. Who the fuck are you even?
boner police
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tyty
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This is me dabbling in the type of writing that gets bumps o...
boner police
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why do you always pull back from everything you say? it's pa...
'"'''"''''"
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Honestly it's just how my personality is. I'm hostile to cri...
boner police
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its good to not be a hardheaded aspie sometimes and look at ...
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it's true. guy sucks.
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Fuck you, faggot.
boner police
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i do this too mostly with race baiting its all a $htick
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Yeah if you want to stir the pot on xo you need to race thre...
boner police
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yes, the vast swath of women in STEM fields are a strong cou...
Sotomayor McCheese
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Wagecuck Against The Machine
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jag
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catatonic meatpuppet
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women like their rituals, that's for sure.
Wagecuck Against The Machine
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I am a female who drinks coffee every single day and many ti...
''""''""
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describe your cans and panties.
erotic cyberpunk graffiti
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you're older than boner police, doobs
404 poster not found
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The Actual Faggot
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Not doobs, but right, not in college anymore. However, I did...
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Describe your afternoon shits
evan39
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i hate carrying coffee cups around and always chug chug chug...
the honey store
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I always take a mug and refill it 3-4 times. Always had a co...
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90% of what females do is literally nothing but mate signall...
The Actual Faggot
  08/12/16
90% of what men do is mate signaling too.
fumblerooski
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90% of what i do is post on xo, so this is scary if true.
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fumblerooski
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women definitely drank more coffee than men in college me...
90s | obese | jamaal
  08/12/16
The miss here is thinking women drink more coffee than men. ...
Hula Hula Boys
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Why is this thread so long
nights
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Great opportunity for the impotent clitdicks to pile on wome...
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i really like it in this thread.
'"'''"''''"
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I like it here too. Let's stay.
Diamond Dallas Chad
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(noodle-slurping beta male)
catatonic meatpuppet
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Perfect XO level of sexism and deranged autistic overthinkin...
boner police
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notice how few of the responses are from pumos/quotemos too....
'"'''"''''"
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I miss the moissanite.
~~(>' ' )>
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Everything you wrote in the OP is accurate. I was an aspie l...
evan39
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its pathetic
boner police
  08/30/16
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3355969&foru...
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boner police
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Enjoyed this thread, would read again Insightful OP, moar
dr. charlie brown
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JFC
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'"'''"''''"
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heh
The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos
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RIP sweet prince
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ljl and we "miss" this deranged sexist virgin quee...
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This was the most prominent boner police thread I could reca...
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ok!
JFC
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Ty for bringing this back to the masses
Sir Incelot
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200th post spot for sale
Diamond Dallas Chad
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he was a good poaster
dr. charlie brown
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this is going to be the #1 spot in my highlight reel
catatonic meatpuppet
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If coffee spills in a safe space, does it stain?
~~(>' ' )>
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cq
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istanbul street cat
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dr. charlie brown
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180 thread
bird brain alimony explosion
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meat
boner_police
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ESPRIT.wav
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Bump for hope that the real 240iq boner police returns to us...
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cannon
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Also everyone ITT that said I'm "autistic" is a lo...
boner_police
  10/16/17
They were referring to the real boner police, not this diffe...
lawman8
  10/23/17
Very overrated thread
big dog
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spritezero
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i love xo
'""'''""'
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i know chicks that tweet at least once a week that they need...
Watcher in the Woods
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David Morse
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load bearing gash
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boner police is a way better poster now
AssFaggot
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spritezero
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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: boner police (boner poleece)

I discussed this with a friend who goes to UMass and he said he has noticed a similar trend and largely agrees with me.

When I was first a freshman in college I noticed lots of chicks constantly walking around with cups of coffee to classes, yet almost no dudes did this. For some inexplicable reason I found this humorous—“laughing” at them, not with them--and it made me view girls as being kind of goofy. It took a really long time for me to figure out why something seemingly so mundane--18 and 19 year old women walking around with hot caffeinated beverages in paper cups on a college campus--was so amusing.

Well, I finally figured it out and I think I can put it into words.

Firstly, they don't need the coffee. In college you can sleep for 12 hours a day if you need to and still get your work done and go to classes--there's an immense amount of down time. Sure, sometimes you might need a pick-me-up because you didn't get as much sleep as you might have wanted to, but that is rare. Because of this, it's completely unnecessary to drink coffee every single day and bring it with you to every class.

Additionally, if they actually NEEDED this caffeine to get through the day, they could just get it at the cafeteria. It's the same fucking coffee, and you're using your meal swipe for breakfast/lunch anyway, so you end up saving the 3-5 dollars you spend for the one you get at the coffee shop on campus.

So it's pretty clear these girls aren't buying coffee because they need the caffeine--so there has to be some other motivation: they want to be taken seriously. At this point women--especially the ones in college--have been raised on feminist platitudes for nearly two decades. For years women haven't been able to live to their own potential--they were just baby and milk factories (or so men thought) not too long ago! But now--NOW--in 2016 they're a force to be reckoned with in the workplace and can have "real" lives. Girls aren't dumb-dumbs anymore--they're smart and NEED to be taken seriously. College is just the first stage of this grand, new world women have been exposed to within the past couple of decades. It's the first stage of their professional lives, the ones which they have been denied since the beginning of time--until now.

Paying 5 dollars for a paper cup with some brown liquid in it is the perfect symbol of how these platitudes have incubated themselves into the minds of women. It tells everyone else that the consumer—the coffee drinker—despite being an 18 year old undergraduate, works SO hard and her studies are SO important that she just NEEDS the caffeine to get through the gauntlet of rigorous materials, papers, and exams that college students are thrown through.

And of course, this is exactly where the humor is in the whole situation. Because we all know college isn’t very serious—in fact, it’s the opposite: a complete fucking joke. Realistically, it’s a glorified daycare program for semi-adults. As long as you stay on top of your shit enough, you can still get wasted 4 days a week (if not more) most weeks and do reasonably well. It’s not a job, it’s not stressful, it’s not something you need to drink coffee for. The real kicker, though, is the fact that even the chicks buying the coffee don’t take it seriously—you’ll see them walk into lecture hall, open up their MacBook Pro, put down their coffee, and then pull up Safari and look at fucking shoes for an hour and fifteen minutes, and they do just as well as boys do in the class—and that’s what makes it all so hilarious: they spend actual money to give off this professional “I need to be taken seriously and this is important” appearance, when no one can really take them seriously because the whole charade is just too ridiculous and completely laughable. On top of that, you just know that coffee is going to loosen up their bowels and by 12 in the afternoon they’re firing off a rancid mud rocket made of this morning’s bagel and yogurt into the toilet—which is a whole different scenario that I’m not willing to get into; I’ve taken up too much of your time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160410)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: ...,,..,,.,

I enjoyed this vaguely aspergers post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160514)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Thank you.

And I'll be honest this poast is extremely autistic and there's no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160665)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro

Vaguely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161832)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster (Tax survivor)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166742)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31546692)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: |l||l|l||l|l|l||l|l||l|l||l||l|l||l|l|l||l|l|l|


This made me lol for 30 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31882437)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

This is a very good poast that I very much enjoyed reading. TY for your content creation; don't let anyone tell you that you need to be snapping candids of tinder sluts to be a contributor here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160682)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: luis (luis)

Cr. I'm here for the scholarahip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160816)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: zarathustra

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163574)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: beckersted.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166701)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: beckersted.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166734)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365550)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: Rod Gozegna

I enjoyed this post. You may have also noticed that they nurse these drinks for hours at a time, more than enough time for it to get to toom temperature. This emphasizes even more the fact that cup is a symbol.

Anyone who is truly tired will gulp down a cup in 10-15 minutes, not 3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160940)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

"they want to be taken seriously."

Correct.

I expect more of posts like this from you, young brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161745)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

"“laughing” at them, not with them, since they're obviously not in on the joke"

lol thank you so very much for explaining what "laughing at them" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162257)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: 404 poster not found (ohnoes)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162314)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162399)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Hey man I'm just trying to maek a good thread with an autistic screed. Don't barge in and take a dump on my chest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163152)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

You suck, McBain!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164855)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:06 AM
Author: ...........,...,....,.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165803)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 5:30 AM
Author: flip flop prole in first class (ggtp)

he probably has to do this type of explaining a lot at tufts, give him a break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166482)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167149)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: As Done As Donny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736374)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: thin, fatfucks

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163545)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

(Female who just LOVED coffee since she started college)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163581)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: thin, fatfucks

in my entire life i have drank EXACTLY three cups of coffee

coffee is disgusting

you are still aspie as FUCK tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164620)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:04 AM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Really not that aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167145)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


yeah, but also LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163583)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164038)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: Zezima

I remember you posting this on r/milliondollarextreme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365531)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: catatonic meatpuppet

had to be someone else--I don't have a reddit account and still don't know how to use the website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365577)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Zezima

I liked it so much I screengrabbed it. Posted August 12, so it was probably another poaster. They changed some details.

https://i.imgur.com/IWtqrIf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365594)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

TL;DR: LOL at white women, but bigger LOL when they’re in college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160418)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: The Actual Faggot

don't rape them bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160424)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: '""'''""'


dude it's not coffee

they are drinking sugar-milk-dessert drinks, it's not coffee, it's mostly because it tastes good

Also, a lot of college students are running on limited sleep so maybe there is a boost

they are on limited sleep due to random shit, not like the way a lawyer runs on limited sleep

women in college is funny though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160426)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

The "sugar milk dessert drink" angle only further validates the OP's points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161406)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


lmao. this is the most insightful thing you've ever posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160431)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Ghostface Billah

yeah phone in one hand coffee in the other. they dont even get real coffee drinks like a 20 oz drink might have 2 shots of espresso in it then loads of milk and sugar. ljl at these dumb broads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160437)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: BOM (Ljl)

"College" is such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160445)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,., (Academia)


cr LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160463)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Ghostface Billah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160471)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160523)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160839)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162215)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

(XO 2016)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164829)



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Date: December 2nd, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: West White

(tmf)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37339116)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Morning In America



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160442)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: '""'''""'


It's absolutely true that it's basically a fucking day care these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160447)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: corporate slave posting from a bathroom

This is some aspie shit ljl. Coffee is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160448)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Wilbur Mercer)

its' poison. people wonder why these chicks are fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160453)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,., (Academia)


LJL brother, this is almost too much. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160457)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: ...,.,..,,.,,..,,.,..,.,.,..,.,.,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161134)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: scholarship

cr. people with coffee are obnoxious. just pop caffeine pills if you need it. jet alert is like $3 a bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160464)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Wilbur Mercer)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160660)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

ljl at the only utility of coffee being the caffeine

i bet you also only consume meal replacement shakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162703)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: '""'''""'


Tufts must be a weird ass place to go to college

you have a lot of strivers

lots of nerds, probably ugly people

the classes are probably like glorified AP classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160467)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Pretty much right on all accounts. Attending Tufts was a severe miscalculation on my part in some ways.

And yeah the people here are overwhelmingly ugly. The only exception is gay dudes. I think gay guys know Tufts is popular with gays so they end up flocking there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160791)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

ranking of the looks of the Boston student bodies?

i've always thought BC kids were pretty attractive. BU has some lookers too, but then it's a huge school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160820)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Yeah

BC -> generally good looking people

BU -> tons of insanely got girls, but student body is massive

Harvard athletes

Harvard = MIT = Tufts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160834)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

you think MIT is equal to Harvard/Tufts? MIT was atrocious.

Brandeis was bad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160840)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Never met brandeis people but it's easy to assume theyre ugly

I know like 2 girls that go to MIT and no dudes. One of the girls was pretty bangable.

once you get to the point of Tufts/Harvard ugly there's really no point in ranking anymore you're at the bottom of the barrel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160859)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: the challenge of a heterosexual relationship (youtube.com/v/5PUYUjfQew8)

not too late to transfer, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160873)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:32 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Financial aid is too good. I'll probably graduate with like 7-8K in loans which is a good deal considering it's not all that bad of a place to go to college.

I also still have fun and enjoy it enough and have a friend group I enjoy and everything. Just lots of strivers and ugly people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160898)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: ..,.,.,.,.,.,::.,.,.,:...::,..,.:.::...:.:.


you should be proud.

keep in mind this is xo, not reality. in reality tufts is a great school and you have a great deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165737)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: End Road Work

Not too late to go gay bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161744)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161761)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: drunken donuts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163401)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:56 AM
Author: Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster (Tax survivor)

Or at least help some clean cut bros out every once in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166749)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Summa

Good read.

I take it you're in undergrad? No way in hell would I have wasted time writing this - not enough ROI on my time ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160475)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,., (Academia)


(woman who values HER time)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160485)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Street Sharks

Won't waste MY TIME busy getting MY MASTERS with MY COFFEE in hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160663)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167076)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Wilbur Mercer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160664)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Deep State8

this is probably the aspiest thing i've ever read.

people in college need coffee because they're going out 4 nights a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160528)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

I address this in the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160573)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Deep State8

lol no you don't you just say "you don't need coffee to succeed" as though coffee doesn't help with hangovers or something ljl man you're aspie beyond words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160651)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Wilbur Mercer)

you're this forum's worst poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160669)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Deep State8

was it you who said trump would in the black vote? it was you or Morning In America, I don't recall which.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160674)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Wilbur Mercer)

he will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160684)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Deep State8

TYFT! thoughts on when he's going to bring 51% of black voters to his side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160707)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:26 AM
Author: Deep State8

Hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365504)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: your first cigarette of the morning



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160708)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Destroy all NPCs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160761)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160878)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Make Duckburg Great Again)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161353)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Henry Aaron



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161714)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: Apollo Screed (autist-in-residence)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162469)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:43 AM
Author: Sir Incelot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736612)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: dr. charlie brown (see you next Tuesday!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365515)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: wesley willis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#33814012)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:57 PM
Author: dr. charlie brown (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#33814067)



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Date: December 2nd, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (đź“«)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37338964)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161750)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: your first cigarette of the morning

i also love how they talk and schedule hang outs with friends-- "lets grab coffee sometime! let's grab lunch sometime!" etc. they need to be seen as jetset corporate princesses huffing and puffing through trivial social encounters while on their way to more important networking meetups, and walk around campus like they're powerwalking past grungy children in order to make it on time to a critical appointment, aka watching orange is the new black in their dorms. All of them have invisible VR goggles permanently strapped to their eyes, they think their living in the business district of Paris or some shit while they go to their sociology classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160559)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


LOL. so true. "let's do lunch soon!" "yeah! when are you free this week?" chatted the two proto-shrews who would eat in the dining hall every other day that week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160582)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

This is just too spot on. IRL loling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160585)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Ghostface Billah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160657)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: luis (luis)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160666)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,., (Academia)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160698)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: alzabo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160744)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: nescac

i see this every day although tbf the guys at my school do it too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160746)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


eh, most of the chicks at my college walked around in sweatpants and looked like they were up all night getting wasted/taking dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160838)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: fumblerooski (Boogie Down)

Cr. State school bro here too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167063)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Punctuation Monica

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736600)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160883)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: cannon

"jetset corporate princesses"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161429)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161755)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Det. Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, PA Police Dept. (lttp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162143)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: spritezero

lol.

in my day, the girls who did this wore gigantic sunglasses and had YUGE bags/purses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162186)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 7:04 AM
Author: JewJew Smith-Shyster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166535)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167163)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: [account temporarily suspended]

ugh.. thanks for reminding me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162295)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:45 PM
Author: Apollo Screed (autist-in-residence)

oh my god, this is so accurate it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162474)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162629)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164313)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: don't run nigga i see you

better than the op tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164533)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: YAS QUEEN (Marchin Lootin Koon)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165740)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Dux

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165741)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Terence McKenna



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165828)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:39 AM
Author: The Actual Faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166707)



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Date: October 3rd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: boner police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31546446)



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Date: March 19th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: sharklasers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32869587)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34516982)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34517220)



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Date: December 2nd, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37339169)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37361361)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

Weird psychological screed when the obvious answer, as pointed out, is that they want the coffee-flavored pint of syrup from Starbucks, not the medium roast with a cup of milk from the dining hall.

Which is stupid, but not as stupid as inventing some convoluted psychological bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160561)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: luis (luis)

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160610)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: @therealpeternorth (i choose violence)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160691)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

The other thing, which shouldn't be discounted for us in the northeast, is that lots of girls like holding onto/drinking something hot when the weather is chilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160713)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: bowlcut autist

So a cup of coffee is like a pacifier to replace COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166714)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: .,.,.,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32676054)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Mance Rayder (mance rayder tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160818)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: 404 poster not found (ohnoes)

yeah but for Coked Up Thoughts OP is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162338)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164072)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Terence McKenna

I have created scholarship on a similar topic:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2635904&mc=73&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160625)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Lmao I remember this. 180 poast. Spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160637)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: luis (luis)

woman just love sugar and most have no self control about it. they're always eating or drinking something sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160636)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: guy who gets it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160773)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

(Guy on a bort full of alcoholics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160779)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Destroy all NPCs

One thing you're wrong about is college not being hard; it is for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160793)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: From a Bloomington Bathhouse on the Hill

They need the coffee because Chad kept them up all night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160794)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: .,,,.,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


kind of a bizarre thing to write a screed about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160826)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


Very cynical poast. Though there are some elements of truth, there are plenty of other contributing factors as other posters mentioned. Having warm liquid when it's cold, sugary drinks at Starbucks are tasty, caffeine and sugar are addictive, etc. But you could say the same about the guy who gets a nice leather laptop bag instead of using a typical backpack. He's trying to demonstrate sophistication

Dude made fun of me for carrying a Starbucks cup around but I just used it as a mug, plus you get discounted refills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160856)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Yeah I'm well aware. It's a very sexist poast. It's autistic and weird.

In general it's hilarious seeing people walk around Tufts thinking that they're IMPORTANT and FUTURE LEADERS OF THE WORLD and those sentiments being very clear through their appearance and consumer habits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31160882)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


that's everywhere though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161154)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Let's call the boys. Let's run a train.

This is so fucking cr. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161197)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: twins

good poast, esp. enjoyed extensive explanation of how lulz are more lulzy when it is at other people's expense and they are unaware.

this society is feminized horseshit. there are no places where real work is done b/c women are in every workplace. so prepare for foreverkindergarten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161426)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

OP way too fucking long jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161719)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: End Road Work

Let's get serious: those aren't magnificent turds--they are explosive mud puddles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161762)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Titcop. College women are unbearable. I assume this is the reason why OP will choose to spend four years there without interacting with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31161883)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 6:24 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162706)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Reminder: you are widely viewed as a retarded cuckold faggot on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163175)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


reminds me of this post from years ago - "Career women running around all harried give me teh smirks"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1239107&forum_id=2#14278659

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162032)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


Love the blue smoke self pwn in that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162653)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


huge BS fan here but ur gonna have to be a LOT more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163224)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 4:59 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

I think it's less about feminism and more about women caring a lot more about their appearance. Even before feminism, women on campus imitated older, sophisticated women. They dressed up for classes, put on make-up, and smoked cigs because that's what fancy rich women did. They created drama from the mundane, organized social events like they were White House dinners etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162125)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:59 PM
Author: peterman (retired)

shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456527)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: boner_police



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456532)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 4:15 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

I used to feel bad for all of the shit you used to get on this board. Not so, anymore! You've become a little sissified gimp for the bullies on this board. Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456660)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: evan39

You are an excellent writer, friend. Ever considered becoming an author?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162153)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:35 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Most of my life I wanted to be a writer.

I'm too autistic and miss the mark a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163185)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: evan39

Most writers are autistic and weird. Salinger didn't even leave his house for like fifty years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31164428)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Yeah he would have made a great poaster. Shut-in. Somewhat pedophilic. Collected his own urine in bottles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166762)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: ,,.,.,...,,,.,.,.,...,,,.,.,


ur overthinking it

my GF just likes how Starbucks tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162157)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: aunt jemima

This is true 180 xo scholarship, good job bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162179)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: [account temporarily suspended]

where do i subscribe to your newsletter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162226)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Psy addresses this in Gangnam Style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162246)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 6:04 PM
Author: Boehner wearing Kavanaugh mask, crying losing HOAP (playing with gay dog boners since 2013)

ITT non-introspective striver discovers conspicuous consumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31162603)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

I know what that is I'm just applying it in a highly specific and sexist manner to create a typical XO vignette of mentally ill but surprisingly real thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163196)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

>Firstly, they don't need the coffee. In college you can sleep for 12 hours a day if you need to and still get your work done and go to classes--there's an immense amount of down time. Sure, sometimes you might need a pick-me-up because you didn't get as much sleep as you might have wanted to, but that is rare. Because of this, it's completely unnecessary to drink coffee every single day and bring it with you to every class.

lol speak for urself u poly sci/econ/lib arts shithead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163319)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

"Waaaaah! I'm an autist and spend half my time doing math and half my time playing video games!" --you and other prototypical STEM majors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163329)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

thats like half of the kids

doing labs/projects in lab heavy classes are a huge time sink u twink, having to debug a a literal OS you write from scratch (systems class) or implementing a super basic assembly language in VHDL (digital systems) is very time intensive

also dont lump me in with retard bio/chem kids they are just as dumb as u guys

edit: also even the lib art chicks i know all work/have part time internships/ sorority activies/ club/student org obligations and are very busy people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163382)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

"Oh college is so hard!" moaned the stereotypical millennial libqueer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163441)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

not hard but its definitely not normal to have enough free time to sleep 12 hrs or more then 6 without something else suffering

not to sound like a huge faggot but u should be taking advantage of all to opportunities u have at this point of ur life and if ur sleeping that much with downtime u must be doing the bare minimum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163498)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: charls

Stop trying so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163510)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Don't step to l'chaim, queer.

Who the fuck are you even?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163522)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163861)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

This is me dabbling in the type of writing that gets bumps on xo. I'm trying to create controversial/odd/observant threads that will get lots of discussion/bumps.

Good for you though. You seem like you have way more direction than I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163537)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"


why do you always pull back from everything you say? it's pathological. every time someone calls you out on something you say something like this, "oh i'm just doing XYZ so i wasn't actually...", etc. you do it immediately every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163608)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Honestly it's just how my personality is. I'm hostile to criticisms but I'll sit back and think and I become seriously conflict avoidant. I honestly don't enjoy fighting with people. And a 100+ poast subthread wasteland honestly makes you look more like a deranged freak than what I do.

And honestly most of my schtick on XO is semi sarcastic in some way, shape, or form.

Do you expect someone who prefers people to call him "boner police" to be completely genuine 100% of the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163646)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

its good to not be a hardheaded aspie sometimes and look at different POVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163858)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,


it's true. guy sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166793)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Fuck you, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166798)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: .;.;..,,,..,,,.;; (l'chaim)

i do this too mostly with race baiting

its all a $htick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163866)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Yeah if you want to stir the pot on xo you need to race thread, depression thread, or screed about shrews/chicks/corruption/jobs. That's what works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163879)



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Date: August 11th, 2016 9:03 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

yes, the vast swath of women in STEM fields are a strong counterpoint to the OP.

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31163897)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Wagecuck Against The Machine ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165661)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:59 AM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165760)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: catatonic meatpuppet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365496)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Wagecuck Against The Machine ( )

women like their rituals, that's for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165666)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: ''""''""


I am a female who drinks coffee every single day and many times per day. It has nothing to do with being taken seriously, it's just like any other habit, smoking, drinking, etc. It tastes great, gives you a boost and is a nice distraction when you need to get out of class and do something. You go get a great tasting coffee and get to socialize with other people. Funny how you make it all about self-esteem and all that shit when many of us don't even think about that and just want something that tastes good and in most cases have become habituated to it.

Edit: Another great factor I was forgetting: It's a treat with zero calories, so we can indulge in several cups per day and not regret it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165780)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: erotic cyberpunk graffiti (those airborne particles that we construe as scent)

describe your cans and panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165821)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: 404 poster not found (ohnoes)

you're older than boner police, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167043)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:51 AM
Author: The Actual Faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167058)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: ''""''""


Not doobs, but right, not in college anymore. However, I did drink coffee throughout college and now I do at work, and it never even crossed my mind to do it to be "taken seriously", LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167158)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: evan39

Describe your afternoon shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31168523)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: the honey store (runny hider)

i hate carrying coffee cups around and always chug chug chug so i can abandon my garbage at the earliest opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165835)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: ''""''""


I always take a mug and refill it 3-4 times. Always had a coffee during class in college. I felt weird without one, LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31165874)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 5:25 AM
Author: The Actual Faggot

90% of what females do is literally nothing but mate signalling, think about this for a moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166474)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:57 AM
Author: fumblerooski (Boogie Down)

90% of what men do is mate signaling too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167087)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: '"'''"''''"


90% of what i do is post on xo, so this is scary if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167096)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: fumblerooski (Boogie Down)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167116)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 5:39 AM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

women definitely drank more coffee than men in college

men were pounding energy drinks by the gallon though

not sure its really a status thing though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166495)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:02 AM
Author: Hula Hula Boys (Dr. Thunder)

The miss here is thinking women drink more coffee than men.

No. Women drink shit with sugar and Reddi Whip that backlogs the line for men who just want coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31166772)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: nights

Why is this thread so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167028)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:52 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;:


Great opportunity for the impotent clitdicks to pile on women. For drinking coffee of all things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167061)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: '"'''"''''"


i really like it in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167064)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

I like it here too. Let's stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31168652)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: catatonic meatpuppet

(noodle-slurping beta male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32026535)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:00 AM
Author: boner police (autismal | as | fuck)

Perfect XO level of sexism and deranged autistic overthinking--a bunch of people are going to agree while others are going to sperg out over it.

I want to make threads with lots of poasts in them. So I made this thread. Poasting is a scientific art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167111)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: '"'''"''''"


notice how few of the responses are from pumos/quotemos too. this is like an old-style xo engagement ring thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31167122)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

I miss the moissanite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31882435)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: evan39

Everything you wrote in the OP is accurate. I was an aspie loner in college, yet I heard the "let's grab coffee" shit all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31168538)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: boner police (boner police)

its pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31297399)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3355969&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31440948)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: boner police (boner poleece)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31442453)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: dr. charlie brown

Enjoyed this thread, would read again

Insightful OP, moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31442527)



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Date: September 28th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31516031)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: '"'''"''''"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31681321)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: The Manafort Predicament that Angered Trumpmos (trainandpuppetshow@gmail.com. )

heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31681326)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: ""'""'


RIP sweet prince

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31681330)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:56 PM
Author: .,.,..,.,..,

ljl and we "miss" this deranged sexist virgin queer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31681339)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 2:42 AM
Author: (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

This was the most prominent boner police thread I could recall, just wanted to check the status of his moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736319)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:43 AM
Author: JFC

ok!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736608)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 7:45 AM
Author: Sir Incelot

Ty for bringing this back to the masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736617)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 2:56 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

200th post spot for sale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#31736350)



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Date: January 13th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: dr. charlie brown (see you next Tuesday!)

he was a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32365527)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: catatonic meatpuppet

this is going to be the #1 spot in my highlight reel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32675984)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>

If coffee spills in a safe space, does it stain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32676067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: catatonic meatpuppet

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32676072)



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: istanbul street cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32676266)



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Date: March 6th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: ''"""'''"'"'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32769964)



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Date: March 18th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#32859923)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 7:36 PM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (united states poast office)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#33002287)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: dr. charlie brown (* .)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#33814010)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: bird brain alimony explosion

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#33814131)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: boner_police

meat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34415188)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:36 AM
Author: ESPRIT.wav (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34415346)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: .,.:;:;,:.;::;,:

Bump for hope that the real 240iq boner police returns to us one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34415286)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456402)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: boner_police

Also everyone ITT that said I'm "autistic" is a low IQ dork nigger or gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456420)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: lawman8

They were referring to the real boner police, not this different moniker, which has a different tone and is probably a community account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34511599)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: big dog

Very overrated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34456558)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34511581)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: '""'''""'


i love xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34511590)



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Date: October 24th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Watcher in the Woods

i know chicks that tweet at least once a week that they need coffee, or that they live on coffee, etc. anyone else know chicks like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#34517244)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: David Morse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#35744111)



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Date: December 2nd, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: load bearing gash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37338932)



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Date: December 2nd, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: AssFaggot

boner police is a way better poster now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37338947)



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Date: December 6th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: spritezero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3318532&forum_id=2#37361354)