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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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embarrassed to the bone garnet idiot
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
mind-boggling medicated space
  10/19/16
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mind-boggling medicated space
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
floppy garrison partner
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
mind-boggling medicated space
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
floppy garrison partner
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
mind-boggling medicated space
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
floppy garrison partner
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
mind-boggling medicated space
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
Razzmatazz scarlet lodge
  09/26/18
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mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
swashbuckling church building marketing idea
  10/16/19
oof, damn
amethyst misunderstood market
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
Yapping Useless Associate Hunting Ground
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
insanely creepy national security agency
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
embarrassed to the bone garnet idiot
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
Indecent glittery locus mother
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
Indecent glittery locus mother
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
Indecent glittery locus mother
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
Indecent glittery locus mother
  10/16/19
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mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
mind-boggling medicated space
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone garnet idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: floppy garrison partner

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: floppy garrison partner

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: floppy garrison partner

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz scarlet lodge

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling church building marketing idea

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: amethyst misunderstood market

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: Yapping Useless Associate Hunting Ground

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: insanely creepy national security agency

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone garnet idiot

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: Indecent glittery locus mother

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Indecent glittery locus mother

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Indecent glittery locus mother

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Indecent glittery locus mother

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling medicated space

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)