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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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Godawful keepsake machete
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
exciting double fault filthpig
  10/19/16
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exciting double fault filthpig
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
hyperventilating den
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
exciting double fault filthpig
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
hyperventilating den
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
exciting double fault filthpig
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
hyperventilating den
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
exciting double fault filthpig
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
trip free-loading boiling water
  09/26/18
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exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
Lime cracking parlour
  10/16/19
oof, damn
contagious hall
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
Histrionic Stage Cuckold
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
bright mildly autistic pisswyrm
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
Godawful keepsake machete
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
bearded irradiated range goyim
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
bearded irradiated range goyim
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
bearded irradiated range goyim
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
bearded irradiated range goyim
  10/16/19
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exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
exciting double fault filthpig
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Godawful keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating den

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: hyperventilating den

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating den

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: trip free-loading boiling water

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Lime cracking parlour

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: contagious hall

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Stage Cuckold

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: bright mildly autistic pisswyrm

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: Godawful keepsake machete

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: bearded irradiated range goyim

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: bearded irradiated range goyim

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: bearded irradiated range goyim

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: bearded irradiated range goyim

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: exciting double fault filthpig

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)