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Bort Jews -- do yall miss any work for Sukkot?

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vigorous ape
  10/17/16
missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180
violent fortuitous meteor
  10/19/16
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violent fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.
Lavender thriller spot
  09/25/18
stop saying "we" you're a secular jew. you have...
violent fortuitous meteor
  09/25/18
I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me ...
Lavender thriller spot
  09/26/18
you're not reform. you're a secular jew.
violent fortuitous meteor
  09/26/18
Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherent...
Lavender thriller spot
  09/26/18
so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but d...
violent fortuitous meteor
  09/26/18
shut up faggot
Soul-stirring University Selfie
  09/26/18
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violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19
He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solel...
comical drunken locus
  10/16/19
oof, damn
Heady personal credit line
  10/16/19
Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can bat...
blathering maniacal stead gunner
  10/16/19
*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread* *light bulb ...
galvanic idea he suggested school
  09/26/18
Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.
vigorous ape
  10/16/19
I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (...
magical range ladyboy
  10/16/19
should i poast my citron for xo to rate? less than 0.1% o...
violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19
I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts ...
magical range ladyboy
  10/16/19
rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking
violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19
why would your wife object
magical range ladyboy
  10/16/19
she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron
violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19
a guy you met on the internet wants to see it
magical range ladyboy
  10/16/19
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violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19
done -- search for etrog/citron
violent fortuitous meteor
  10/16/19


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Date: October 17th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: vigorous ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31662899)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 12:03 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

missed monday. relaxing lunch in the sukkah. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#31677754)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:44 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890057)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Lavender thriller spot

Reform here. We don't do the hut holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890064)



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Date: September 25th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

stop saying "we"

you're a secular jew. you have no affiliation with the reform movement and its "scholarship"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36890113)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: Lavender thriller spot

I'm Reform, and therefore I can adjust my Judaism to fit me like stretchy pants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891111)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

you're not reform. you're a secular jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891806)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Lavender thriller spot

Reform Judaism does not demand a faith test for its adherents, it has no catechism and there are no required beliefs. I believe in Divine Wisdom and have a deep and abiding faith in a higher power than myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891839)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

so you're an halachic jew who is not totally atheistic but doesnt believe in the torah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891883)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring University Selfie

shut up faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891975)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 7:17 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988152)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: comical drunken locus

He is a half-breed who identifies with his Jewish half solely to glom onto Jewish historical achievements and feel important, having no real achievement of his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988393)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: Heady personal credit line

oof, damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988524)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 11:52 PM
Author: blathering maniacal stead gunner

Also because he is a naturally annoying person so he can battle for Jewish shit on the internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38989781)



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Date: September 26th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: galvanic idea he suggested school

*blasey ford's attorneys perusing this thread*

*light bulb goes on.gif*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#36891115)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: vigorous ape

Whoa -- was not expecting this to be one of my threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988379)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: magical range ladyboy

I've been invited to some outdoor food party at my in-laws (conservative) synagogue on Friday evening.

I asked my wife a bunch of questions about how conservative jews celebrate sukkot and was very disappointed to learn that they don't compete with each other to buy the most prestigious citron like the orthodox do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988424)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

should i poast my citron for xo to rate?

less than 0.1% of non-ortho jews 1) are buying their own lulav and etrog sets, and 2) are building their own sukkahs. only a few old boomer non-ortho jews (like ur ILs) are even going to some sukkah party at a synagogue. most non-ortho jews dont even know that sukkot is happening now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988449)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: magical range ladyboy

I have literally never looked forward to one of your poasts moar than I am now looking forward to your citron pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988471)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:24 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

rofl will try to do so when wife isnt looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988491)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: magical range ladyboy

why would your wife object

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988499)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

she'll wanna know WHY im taking a pic of my citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988509)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: magical range ladyboy

a guy you met on the internet wants to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988517)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988522)



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Date: October 16th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor

done -- search for etrog/citron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3389434&forum_id=2#38988819)