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Should I go to law school or stick with consulting? (Cost benefit analysis)

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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
go to law school
cerebral bossy liquid oxygen community account
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
you won't last that long in consulting. this is also stup...
nudist swashbuckling state
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.
nudist swashbuckling state
  11/29/16
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mentally impaired pungent people who are hurt degenerate
  02/14/17
either way, stfu about it
Odious Garrison
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewal...
nudist swashbuckling state
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underhanded travel guidebook
  11/30/16
yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your a...
salmon glittery heaven
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on...
Demanding buck-toothed indirect expression
  11/29/16
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Turquoise mad-dog skullcap
  11/29/16
What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
Would be 34
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
180
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv o...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
How was northwestern
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.
Pink Center
  11/29/16
How was NYU?
Provocative Bbw Pit
  11/29/16
Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?
Pink Center
  11/29/16
Have you even taken the lsat yet/
flesh impressive son of senegal house
  11/29/16
Jesus not the official but I know the lsat
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide
flesh impressive son of senegal house
  11/29/16
Ok
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
depends on what law school you get into Btw, how sure are...
well-lubricated milk
  11/29/16
It would be a t13 if I go Not sure man. It's not hard wo...
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
lmao
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
Ljl at my shittttty life right?
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
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Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
  11/30/16
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Cream immigrant area
  07/23/17
debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest ob...
Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building
  11/29/16
Dammit Donny I'm not paying full freight to go to LS
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
that's what you say now.
Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building
  11/29/16
also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro ...
shimmering national cuckold
  11/29/16
moar biglaw = better life, lol
pale half-breed university
  11/29/16
yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?
salmon glittery heaven
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you abo...
salmon glittery heaven
  11/29/16
lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary
Odious Garrison
  11/29/16
HE JUST WONT LISTEN
Pink Center
  11/29/16
honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts a...
Odious Garrison
  11/29/16
and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
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Odious Garrison
  11/29/16
Start the in-house salary at 250 Also assume four years of...
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed
Pink Center
  11/29/16
In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a sa...
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will s...
topaz gas station goal in life
  11/29/16
(shittigator)
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get ...
topaz gas station goal in life
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Pink Center
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maize newt turdskin
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chestnut toilet seat
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We're going to make peterman great again!!!!
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
Suicide is painless brother
Yapping grizzly really tough guy library
  11/29/16
law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find ...
Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building
  11/29/16
you need to build in probabilities for these things not e...
Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
This is not true.
Pink Center
  11/29/16
In today's market it definitely is fag
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)
Pink Center
  11/29/16
Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14. "55.1% ...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015) https://www.lstreports.com/compa...
Provocative Bbw Pit
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Pink Center
  11/29/16
lol horrible if tru
Hot School
  02/14/17
Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is ...
aggressive metal orchestra pit
  11/29/16
Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rat...
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want ...
Contagious Potus
  11/29/16
eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get ...
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're rig...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole
Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building
  11/29/16
these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250
Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
Only T5 gets anywhere close to that. CLS: 79.2% CHI: 82....
Provocative Bbw Pit
  11/29/16
what is BL/FC? also you have to count clerks, they are m...
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
Big Law/Federal Clerk
Provocative Bbw Pit
  11/29/16
Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participa...
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
"Many people" do not do anything except for clerki...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
Go fuck urself u TTT faggot
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.
Pink Center
  11/29/16
(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay inte...
aggressive metal orchestra pit
  11/29/16
cr ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l
Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles...
slippery factory reset button
  11/29/16
Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB ...
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is no...
slippery factory reset button
  11/29/16
what's their base salaries
Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
  11/29/16
Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires. ...
slippery factory reset button
  11/29/16
I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B schoo...
Contagious Potus
  11/29/16
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 4...
Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
  11/29/16
JUST DO!
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though
Awkward dysfunction
  11/29/16
The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have...
slippery factory reset button
  11/29/16
I work in gov consulting, too.
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
how so?
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you ...
appetizing field
  11/29/16
This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your ch...
Fragrant transparent whorehouse
  11/29/16
Cr
topaz gas station goal in life
  11/29/16
his chance of biglaw right now is like 5% if he takes th...
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT
Soul-stirring ocher parlour
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passionate massive partner
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Pink Center
  11/29/16
peterman crying losing hoap itt
Cream immigrant area
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If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medica...
Contagious Potus
  11/29/16
wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on th...
passionate massive partner
  11/29/16
He hasn't taken it yet lol
Pink Center
  11/29/16
also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here...
passionate massive partner
  11/29/16
It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him...
Odious Garrison
  11/29/16
I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, ...
dashing native
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Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
TTT. No accounting for chances of failure and success. ...
mentally impaired pungent people who are hurt degenerate
  11/29/16
JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the TH...
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as yo...
Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed a...
Provocative Bbw Pit
  11/29/16
Lol
Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
  11/29/16
LOL NO: ITT: -A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152...
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
you: - assuming that getting into a competitive mba prog...
Cream immigrant area
  11/29/16
ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always...
Cream immigrant area
  11/30/16
180
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  02/01/17
PWN PWN PWN
Soul-stirring ocher parlour
  11/30/16
stfu peterman
Henna Business Firm Reading Party
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Provocative Bbw Pit
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Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on t...
chestnut toilet seat
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maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
Eat shit faggot!
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
"feel free to critique or lay comment"
chestnut toilet seat
  11/29/16
http://imgur.com/a/2freR
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he ...
chestnut toilet seat
  11/29/16
Scathing
Pink Center
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Cream immigrant area
  07/23/17
in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wa...
maize newt turdskin
  11/29/16
To be fair, He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullsh...
topaz gas station goal in life
  11/29/16
Just like 95% of HLS?
Pink Center
  11/29/16
I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studi...
topaz gas station goal in life
  11/29/16
Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I...
Pink Center
  11/29/16
If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of atten...
chestnut toilet seat
  11/29/16
Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY
Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
  11/30/16
LOL holy cross - top destination for working class brookl...
Curious doctorate striped hyena
  11/30/16
"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry...
Provocative Bbw Pit
  11/29/16
Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. Y...
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  11/29/16
WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.
Pink Center
  11/29/16
I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I hav...
Provocative Bbw Pit
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BIGLAW SECURITY!
Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
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Pink Center
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Provocative Bbw Pit
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This is a masterpiece
multi-colored shrine incel
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rambunctious institution regret
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Cream immigrant area
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180
bright kitty point
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Poppy persian
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this was 180 actually
irradiated temple
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jet-lagged home
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Cream immigrant area
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Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
  02/14/17
cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt
Saffron parlor
  11/30/16
wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?
Odious Garrison
  11/30/16
he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down har...
Curious doctorate striped hyena
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Titillating Place Of Business Hominid
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Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife
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Jfc do you have OCD
topaz gas station goal in life
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Cream immigrant area
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Cream immigrant area
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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: cerebral bossy liquid oxygen community account

go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015601)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018139)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling state

you won't last that long in consulting.

this is also stupid bc it doesn't factor in living expenses or savings every year. you suck at analyzing shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018114)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018137)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling state

learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018157)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired pungent people who are hurt degenerate



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Odious Garrison

either way, stfu about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015612)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: nudist swashbuckling state

while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewalk enough times so you aren't capable of poasting anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018164)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: underhanded travel guidebook



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: salmon glittery heaven

yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015619)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Demanding buck-toothed indirect expression

It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on the other hand, you're at a huge disadvantage trying to pull allnighters fixing commas in your 30s and being a fuckboy to seniors your age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015667)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Turquoise mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Pink Center

What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you'll be fine IME, idk what these posters are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015717)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Would be 34

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015835)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Pink Center

Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age. Average entering age is like 26 or something, I was on the young end obviously as KJD. "Top" OCI outcomes of my friend group were a current 30yr old going SullCrom, 29 yr old going to WC and a 30 yr old ex military bro going to Gibson Dunn LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015878)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015885)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:45 PM
Author: Pink Center

They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv ofcourse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015890)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

How was northwestern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015929)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Pink Center

CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015971)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

How was NYU?

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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Pink Center

Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: flesh impressive son of senegal house

Have you even taken the lsat yet/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015644)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Jesus not the official but I know the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015651)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: flesh impressive son of senegal house

take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015700)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated milk

depends on what law school you get into

Btw, how sure are you of your progression in consulTTTing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015711)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

It would be a t13 if I go

Not sure man. It's not hard work, just tedious and a bit mind numbing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015756)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015763)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Ljl at my shittttty life right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015851)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building

debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015769)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Dammit Donny

I'm not paying full freight to go to LS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015817)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building

that's what you say now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015826)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: shimmering national cuckold

True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro law school.

Also sum borrowed =/= sum repaid. If you borrow 115k you're paying back far more than 115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015902)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: pale half-breed university

moar biglaw = better life, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019931)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: salmon glittery heaven

yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015849)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015863)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: salmon glittery heaven

yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you above the $200k bump for two or three years and then seriously impair your ability to ever get back there again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015896)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Odious Garrison

lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Pink Center

HE JUST WONT LISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015918)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Odious Garrison

honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts after he figures out law school isn't all its cracked up to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015938)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Pink Center

and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute fucking scam where everyone hopes that they can transition "to the business side". Whatever though, we tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015957)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Odious Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015965)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Start the in-house salary at 250

Also assume four years of biglaw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015932)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Pink Center

Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015942)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a safe assumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015953)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will still be looking for a year or so at lower payingin house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016029)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

(shittigator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016033)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get inhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016503)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Pink Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016515)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016636)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019800)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

We're going to make peterman great again!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015949)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Yapping grizzly really tough guy library

Suicide is painless brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building

law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find some good hobbies. living for work is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015941)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

you need to build in probabilities for these things

not everyone gets biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015951)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015955)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Pink Center

This is not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015966)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

In today's market it definitely is fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015972)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Pink Center

(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015988)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016016)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Pink Center

Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14.

"55.1% of all graduates secured job offers by graduation."

GULC 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016031)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015)

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/gulc/berkeley/michigan/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016250)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Pink Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016507)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Hot School

lol horrible if tru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32624256)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: aggressive metal orchestra pit

Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is the biggest school in the T14 and it probably doesn't get 50% in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016036)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016052)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Contagious Potus

80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want it" and "always planned to do public interest" are lying. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016562)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get a job you enjoy or a practice group you want, but pretty much anyone in t14 who doestn have debilitating aspergers can get some kind of amlaw250 firm - look at TMF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Pink Center

Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're right. I think 90% is a little overblown though, a few people "realized they didn't want biglaw" around Sept 20th

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016051)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016081)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Spruce Vigorous Main People Church Building

leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016058)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016070)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

Only T5 gets anywhere close to that.

CLS: 79.2%

CHI: 82.7%

NYU: 68.1%

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/columbia/chicago/nyu/

Note, 155 NYU 2015 grads didn't get BL or FC. There aren't THAT many PI bleeding hearts at NYU. 155.

86 CLS 2015 grads walking away without BL or FC is also sickening. 86.

34 CHI 2015 grads getting blown out is OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016281)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

what is BL/FC?

also you have to count clerks, they are most liekly qualified for biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016306)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

Big Law/Federal Clerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016316)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participants. Many people get offers but do something besides clerking or biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016350)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Pink Center

"Many people" do not do anything except for clerking or biglaw. What kind of anecdotal bullshit are you pulling this from? 98% of 2L SAs w/ BL+FC offers accept them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016581)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Go fuck urself u TTT faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016588)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Pink Center

Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016603)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016583)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: aggressive metal orchestra pit

lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay interest on those loans. Don't go to law school. I told you about my experiences from a T6. The median salaries 5+ years out for recent grads are mediocre. Many have left the practice entirely. You also don't have a good handle on the odds of those paths you mapped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016009)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

cr

ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016030)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: slippery factory reset button

What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles sound like DeloiTTTe but the salaries are off.

Get into MBB and you'll be clearing 200k+ as a 2-3rd year and your exit ops are more like 250k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016230)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB

I work in a PR firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016251)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: slippery factory reset button

If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is not hard to cop. Aside from that, even big4 consulting matches MBB on base salary. The only diff between MBB and big4 is that bonus pay takes off, and MBB has better exit opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016296)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef

what's their base salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016376)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: slippery factory reset button

Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires.

Even Deloittte makes mid 200's once you hit manager levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016496)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Contagious Potus

I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B school and bulge bracket/consulting flame. The salary numbers in his OP are dumb as hell. Corpdevbots in F100 make like 2x that scale in are country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016586)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016663)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef

Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 400k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018099)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

JUST DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018203)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Awkward dysfunction

Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016629)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: slippery factory reset button

The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have much higher probability of success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016646)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

I work in gov consulting, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016669)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018126)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: appetizing field

you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you can land those jobs easily in a downturn economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016317)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Fragrant transparent whorehouse

This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your chances of $180k in house after 3 years is about 10%. Your chance of biglaw is higher, maybe 75%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016331)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016506)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

his chance of biglaw right now is like 5%

if he takes the LSAT and gets a 170+, it probably jumps to 50%+

of course, he ist just gonna keep posting this for the next 3 years instead of taking the freaki nLSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016594)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher parlour

DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016571)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: passionate massive partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016633)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Pink Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016638)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

peterman crying losing hoap itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016591)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Contagious Potus

If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medical interventions (and based on your poasting history there's like a 35% chance that you do), then go to law school and gun your dick off. If not, you'd be a moron to not go to b school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016593)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: passionate massive partner

wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on the LSAT and have a 3.7+ GPA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016650)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Pink Center

He hasn't taken it yet lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016721)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: passionate massive partner

also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Odious Garrison

It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him not to go and he'll still convince himself that it's a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016659)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: dashing native

I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, u wanting to go is just because you have a faggot mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016684)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016704)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired pungent people who are hurt degenerate

TTT.

No accounting for chances of failure and success.

No accounting for consequences of failure. Failed consulting to law (or something else) is possible. If you fail at law, you're dog food -- the cheap Walmart brand.

No accounting for income/hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32017708)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:37 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the THIRD ITERATION of a powerpoint deck for SHREW BOSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018075)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as you were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018090)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018104)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018127)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

LOL NO:

ITT:

-A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152k; thinks that copping MBB post-MBA isnt hard; that MBB jobs are more desirable than biglaw

-Poasters throwing around GULC despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend GULC

-Poasters assuming I would take out 250-300k in loans despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend LS at full sticker

-No one recognizing that GOVERNMENT CONSULTING HAS LITTLE TO NO EXIT OPPS/and is probably the most tttt of any "white collar" industry

-No one recognizing that LS would allow me to GTFO of DC

-No one recognizing that Law can ACTUALLY be interesting/useful in some life/career situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018197)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area

you:

- assuming that getting into a competitive mba program is a probable outcome for you

- assuming that getting a job at mbb, some of the more prestigious businesses in the world, will be "easy" for you because some dude on the internet said these are not hard jobs to get

- assuming that, if you went through with the LS application process and received some acceptances but no good scholarships, you would have the wherewithal and clarity of mind to walk away from your acceptances rather than burden yourself with 250-300k in loans because your unbearable and insufferable angst will not let you walk away from your special little law school acceptance letter

- assuming that you will outgun all of the other gunner snowflakes at your law school and get biglaw

- assuming that it will go well

- assuming that you will get a well-paid in-house gig just like that out of biglaw and live happily ever after

you've simply cherrypicked a few nice-sounding nuggets from a thread which is overwhelmingly critical and belittling of your thinking.

underlying all of this is your denial that your life will proceed unto some unprestigious end, which conflicts with the mentality with which you were brought up, which tells you that you are special and must do something prestigious

even if you went to law, you would be disillusioned with it quickly, realize the financial outcome is not much better than what you would have had if you continued with what you have now, and realize that nobody thinks much the better of you for being a middling lawyer

you simply have to come to terms with the fact that society does not give a shit about 99.9999% of people, and that you will die and rot as an unremarkable bundle of cells which will be forgotten five years after you die - the same realization that the other 99.9999% of people on this earth must come to

but you can't let yourself do that yet because you think you're special, so you'll continue to draft contrived arguments and excel spreadsheets to justify going to law school, none of which are grounded in reality but which are simply the fruits of your continued grasping at straws, hoping to once and for all find something that tells you that yes, you can be something too - which you can't, and which 99.9999% of people can't.

the sooner you learn that, and the sooner you stop rationalizing your romantic hopes, the better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020057)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Cream immigrant area

ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always been, but i will humor you):

your problem is also that you can't stop seeking validation because you have absolutely no sense of what you want in life and therefore spend your days begging others to tell you what is "the right thing to do"

the right thing to do is whatever you value in life

if you are honestly so vain that what you value in life is the superficial (and minuscule, probably nonexistent) prestige that comes along with being able to tell someone that you're a lawyer, then fucking do it (though i pity you if this is the case)

if you value something else, do something else

but at this point you're probably more knowledgeable about the factual pros and cons of going to law school than perhaps anyone in the history of the board

*your* problem is that you don't know how to give yourself a set of values and goals and how to be content and confident in them as your own.

one day you talk about going to law school. the next, continuing with your work. the next, moving to portland to become a bartender.

it is clear that you have absolutely zero vision of what you want your life to be, and lack the ability to think seriously about what *you* value and what *you* espouse in this life.

no more information is going to help you in deciding whether you should go to law school. you know the facts (though you appear to be in denial of some of them in hopes of justifying going to law school).

but you are clearly a hollow human being who has no sense of himself whatsoever and who is therefore forced to turn to sources of external validation for a sense of meaning in life.

and this is why you are so drawn to law - your life is meaningless now because you don't know how to give yourself meaning, and you think that pursuing some nice, socially-espoused white-collar profession might give you meaning again.

but you fail to see that the problem is not your profession now - it is *you* - because regardless of whether you are a lawyer or a mailman, you lack the ability to sense meaning in your life, and this will not change if you become a lawyer. you will still feel empty, just with fewer hours to yourself and more debt to pay.

either find meaning in something or admit that life is meaningless and stop grasping outside of yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021697)



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Date: February 1st, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32518484)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring ocher parlour

PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32022311)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Henna Business Firm Reading Party

stfu peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018130)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat

Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on that is ridiculous. Counting on that kind of in-house salary after three years of biglaw is ridiculous. Even if meant for flame and attention, if one part of your lizard brain hopes they are plausible, then your delusions are eventually going to overwhelm your rational judgment. You need to refasten yourself to reality before you slide over the edge. Persistent flame is often the result of latent desire.

You will likely end up at GW, eagerly pursuing GULC's night program transfer stats at every opportunity, your eye on the prize, such as it is. Then you will barely finish top 1/3 even though your classmates are mostly retards. That is because you are also not that smart and you likely don't have the drive to out-compete the true grinders. You have no idea what you're dealing with.

You will do nothing 1L summer. 2L summer you might get to clerk for free for a county trial court judge or break your ass at some pseudo-shitlaw insurance defense factory that doesn't have an actual hiring program. Or god help you, some bumfuck prosecutor's office where you will gain valuable experience aping the other knuckle-dragging $50K/yr junior prosecutors as you push paper on traffic infractions.

Maybe you bust your ass and game your course load after 1L. You become a citation slave on some awful secondary journal. You pad your resume with every dumbfuck clinic and useless student group your LS has to offer. 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located. You will be grateful and relieved for this job because it has healthcare and at least you're not prosecuting DUIs, churning out blue collar divorces, or most likely of all, fully unemployed. You will have minimum $150Kish in debt for your grand efforts and three wasted years. You will never make a great deal of money or achieve much as a lawyer. You will be on the wrong side of 40.

Go learn a trade if you want quality of life and decent money. 1/20 or worse that you even sniff biglaw or something nearly as lucrative at any time during your 'career.' You must get over yourself. You have nothing special to offer this industry, you probably don't have the stones for real trial work (most don't no matter what you think of yourself), and nobody gives a fuck about a late 30s consultant who only wants to be in the profession because he thinks it's going to pay him handsomely despite his total dearth of value.

Law schools are filled with people like you. Law schools are filled with miserable and unfulfilled people who all think they're precious and the world owes them something. Stop listening to the siren song of your own ego and think about what you actually want to do with the short amount of time you have left on this planet, you foolish, self-important little man.

Sincerely brother, I hope that helps. Don't do it. All you'll ever hear form me on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019786)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019805)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Eat shit faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019872)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat

"feel free to critique or lay comment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019893)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

http://imgur.com/a/2freR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat

That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he knows nobody particularly wants or needs to hire him. And he'll never, ever get anyone to service his chocobar if he can't throw modestly UMC cash around. While you were jerking off to Instragram accounts you ferreted out with Tinder matches and demanding that XO rate your hairline at 3:30 in the morning, he was memorizing and re-organizing his securities reg outline for the fourth time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Pink Center

Scathing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019977)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Cream immigrant area



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: maize newt turdskin

in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wahtefver so he's a grinder. as long as he cops a 170+ (which is the real sticking point, he's too pussy to take the lsat) his biglaw chances are fairly good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019925)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

To be fair,

He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullshit degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019948)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Pink Center

Just like 95% of HLS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019985)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studies doesn't really show whether he's a grinder or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019989)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Pink Center

Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't a fratstar getting drunk 5 times a week haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: chestnut toilet seat

If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of attending a decent school.

But I don't think a high GPA in genderqueer studies from Dartmouth or wherever is a strong predictor of success in law school. Grade inflation and relaxed standards is par for most non-STEM majors at Ivies. The sort of precocious academic skills that might get a 17 year old admitted to Brown don't really translate when he's dealing law school grinders and the handful of truly bright people in every class.

Also, frankly, don't entirely believe much of what peterman says about himself. 3.9 at X Ivy could very easily be 3.64 at Holy Cross, which means four months from now he'll start demanding that XO tell him $18K/yr at Tulane is a great investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019965)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef

Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021585)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Curious doctorate striped hyena

LOL

holy cross - top destination for working class brookline turds and catholic school dweebs from the midwest. HEY GUYS MY KID GOT INTO HOLY CRAASS NOT BAAHD HE WAS A STRAIGHT AAAR STUDENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32028329)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located."

Too close to home? JFC u r so DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019979)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. You should keep your cards closer to ur chest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019990)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Pink Center

WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020011)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit

I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I have a $90,000 scholly and where I'm biglaw secure.

You need to stop running this flame into the ashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020092)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife

BIGLAW SECURITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020106)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Pink Center



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Provocative Bbw Pit



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored shrine incel

This is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32975173)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: khaki personal credit line chad



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: rambunctious institution regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#33091483)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Cream immigrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#33834620)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: bright kitty point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#33835783)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: Poppy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#34887961)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: irradiated temple

this was 180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#35371027)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019994)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020114)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:26 AM
Author: Umber Insane Kitchen Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021587)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32624200)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:45 AM
Author: Saffron parlor

cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021711)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Odious Garrison

wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32022294)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Curious doctorate striped hyena

he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down hard he'll pumo up for a few hours while he licks his wounds before realizing he's far too addicted to the bantam weight anonymous internet attention he gets here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32028351)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Titillating Place Of Business Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32973284)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32624195)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: topaz gas station goal in life

Jfc do you have OCD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#33091484)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Cream immigrant area



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Date: November 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Cream immigrant area



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