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Oops! Said my wife as she destroyed her fourth $700 iPhone

Fuck my ass.
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
Dropped it in a bowl of water. And of course the goddamn scr...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
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Overrated fiercely-loyal church new version
  01/02/17
Tbqf iPhone 7 is waterproof nigga
passionate tattoo dog poop
  01/02/17
I think the term you are looking for is water resistant.
mischievous coldplay fan hell
  01/02/17
spank her and tell her she's using a flip phone until she's ...
burgundy athletic conference
  01/02/17
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cracking keepsake machete friendly grandma
  01/02/17
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Cowardly Knife Meetinghouse
  01/02/17
OH MY GOD BROS WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! She dropped it in a bowl o...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
Not flame, this happened within moments of me making this th...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
Tbqf you DID say it was working
passionate tattoo dog poop
  01/02/17
lol yeah bro I'm sure it'll work great right up until it sho...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
Stop treating her like a child and let her deal with her own...
burgundy athletic conference
  01/02/17
She wants to be treated like a child. She hates feminists an...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
Well then don't get mad when she acts like a child
burgundy athletic conference
  01/02/17
Gave me a boner, thank
cracking keepsake machete friendly grandma
  01/02/17
She needs to be spanked for this
Beady-eyed insane tanning salon headpube
  01/02/17
booty call texts from CHAD and Darnell can't wait 3 days, br...
Brilliant Startling Stock Car Whorehouse
  01/02/17
(Guy who operates an online account under the name "ass...
Sinister Internet-worthy Laser Beams Cuckold
  01/02/17
Does she not have insurance on the phone?
Diverse Gas Station Internal Respiration
  01/02/17
No. I'm reluctant to spend 33% of the new cost of the phone ...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
She must be a bit of a klutz, exactly the sort of person for...
mischievous coldplay fan hell
  01/02/17
This is cr. I'm two years when she gets a new phone I'll get...
galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
yeah so, you should see your mistake right here bro lol
vibrant pistol useless brakes
  01/02/17
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Translucent arousing wrinkle round eye
  01/02/17
Dropped my current phone into a toilet bowl of my own vomit....
Stirring range
  01/02/17
How can I be cool like you
histrionic gaped faggotry goal in life
  01/02/17
Drop your iPhone for starters
Stirring range
  01/02/17
...
thriller kitchen giraffe
  01/02/17
more like 15% off
vibrant pistol useless brakes
  01/02/17
Dropped my 6+ in a puddle a year ago. Still using right now
exciting drab pit volcanic crater
  01/02/17
Case, buy a case
Flickering Green Police Squad Ticket Booth
  01/02/17
Sounds like your wife needs to live life like the ancients d...
Stimulating Corner
  01/02/17
bro have you considered a Wifeproof case https://www.amazon....
vibrant pistol useless brakes
  01/02/17
my wife broke one iphone and lost one ipad this year. had i...
provocative mauve roast beef business firm
  01/02/17
can you deduct the cost of the replacements from the divorce...
violet rough-skinned public bath
  01/02/17
My wife dented our car twice in the first month we had it. D...
seedy indian lodge chad
  01/02/17
what are the chances a few, if not all, were "dent and ...
Brilliant Startling Stock Car Whorehouse
  01/02/17
lol literally all were in our parking garage, against posts/...
seedy indian lodge chad
  01/02/17
you should post shaming pics on social media of the car and,...
indigo aphrodisiac sex offender station
  01/02/17
forget social media and just post them on autoadmit.com
adventurous sweet tailpipe hominid
  01/02/17
Hit her
Clear antidepressant drug
  01/02/17
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galvanic sienna associate macaca
  01/02/17
And yet somehow if you murdered her then all of a sudden YOU...
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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

Fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280824)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

Dropped it in a bowl of water. And of course the goddamn screws to access the battery compartment are unfuckingbelievably small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280826)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Overrated fiercely-loyal church new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280832)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: passionate tattoo dog poop

Tbqf iPhone 7 is waterproof nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280837)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: mischievous coldplay fan hell

I think the term you are looking for is water resistant.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280896)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: burgundy athletic conference

spank her and tell her she's using a flip phone until she's eligible to upgrade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280838)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: cracking keepsake machete friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281416)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:56 PM
Author: Cowardly Knife Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:32 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

OH MY GOD BROS WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! She dropped it in a bowl of water and vinegar she was soaking her feet in, so I powered it off and placed it in a bowl of rice, and tell her that we gotta wait three days or so to be sure the moisture is gone before powering it on. A couple minutes later I hear "oh yay I think it's working!"

SHE TURNED THE FUCKING PHONE ON WHAT THE FUCK!?! So I start yelling at her "TURN THE FUCKING PHONE OFF!" And she's like "but why? It's working." Jesus fucking Christ bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280850)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

Not flame, this happened within moments of me making this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280854)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: passionate tattoo dog poop

Tbqf you DID say it was working

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280855)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:38 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

lol yeah bro I'm sure it'll work great right up until it short circuits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280867)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: burgundy athletic conference

Stop treating her like a child and let her deal with her own mistakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280878)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

She wants to be treated like a child. She hates feminists and says that she needs a man to put her in her place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280889)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:47 AM
Author: burgundy athletic conference

Well then don't get mad when she acts like a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280910)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: cracking keepsake machete friendly grandma

Gave me a boner, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281425)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed insane tanning salon headpube

She needs to be spanked for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282384)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Brilliant Startling Stock Car Whorehouse

booty call texts from CHAD and Darnell can't wait 3 days, brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281419)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Sinister Internet-worthy Laser Beams Cuckold

(Guy who operates an online account under the name "ass burgers" wondering how in the world he got paired off with a dud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282265)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:07 AM
Author: Diverse Gas Station Internal Respiration

Does she not have insurance on the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280883)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

No. I'm reluctant to spend 33% of the new cost of the phone on insurance.

I say as my wife breaks her fourth phone in as many years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280888)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: mischievous coldplay fan hell

She must be a bit of a klutz, exactly the sort of person for whom insurance is worthwhile.

I've never broken a phone, the closest I came was dropping a 4S into about two feet of fresh water but I turned it off and let it dry out for two days and it worked fine again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280894)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca

This is cr. I'm two years when she gets a new phone I'll get her insurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32280905)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: vibrant pistol useless brakes

yeah so, you should see your mistake right here bro lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281031)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Translucent arousing wrinkle round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282375)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Stirring range

Dropped my current phone into a toilet bowl of my own vomit. You don't sound chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281020)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: histrionic gaped faggotry goal in life

How can I be cool like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281044)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Stirring range

Drop your iPhone for starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281067)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: thriller kitchen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281043)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: vibrant pistol useless brakes

more like 15% off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281047)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: exciting drab pit volcanic crater

Dropped my 6+ in a puddle a year ago. Still using right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281050)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Flickering Green Police Squad Ticket Booth

Case, buy a case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281072)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Corner

Sounds like your wife needs to live life like the ancients did 17 years ago and use landlines, until she can earn $700 babysitting other people's kids or something (while not interrupting her care for you and your house).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281077)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: vibrant pistol useless brakes

bro have you considered a Wifeproof case https://www.amazon.com/Lifeproof-Waterproof-Case-iPhone-ONLY/dp/B00Z7SGTDW/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281082)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: provocative mauve roast beef business firm

my wife broke one iphone and lost one ipad this year. had insurance on the phone. pretty successful year overall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281393)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: violet rough-skinned public bath

can you deduct the cost of the replacements from the divorce settlement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32281414)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: seedy indian lodge chad

My wife dented our car twice in the first month we had it. Did not pay to fix. She dented it again a few months later. Leaving it as is, fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282287)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Startling Stock Car Whorehouse

what are the chances a few, if not all, were "dent and runs" involving other parked cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282301)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: seedy indian lodge chad

lol literally all were in our parking garage, against posts/corners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282314)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: indigo aphrodisiac sex offender station

you should post shaming pics on social media of the car and, if she's been extra naughty, make her wear a dunce cap and a sign the way people post dog shaming pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282391)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: adventurous sweet tailpipe hominid

forget social media and just post them on autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282433)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Clear antidepressant drug

Hit her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32282447)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:29 PM
Author: galvanic sienna associate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32283161)



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Date: January 2nd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious lay genital piercing

And yet somehow if you murdered her then all of a sudden YOU'd be the bad guy lmao at our pc culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3479059&forum_id=2#32283250)