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dorks and betas of XO, describe your meager "alpha" moments.

probably the most aggressive thing I've ever done to a stran...
Puce well-lubricated site
  01/19/17
i imagined that i said something unkind to an alpha chad
Charismatic corner faggot firefighter
  01/19/17
I once was invited to a party at a black fraternity, knowing...
talented ebony ticket booth
  01/19/17
this thread is for dorks and betas ONLY.
Puce well-lubricated site
  01/19/17
okay, but I don't think I'm really a Chad either. I guess I...
talented ebony ticket booth
  01/19/17
normal = pretty much a mix of everything?
Vengeful nubile fanboi
  01/19/17
*ass kicking
Self-centered contagious genital piercing
  04/05/18
...
Trip Navy Temple Tank
  01/19/17
...
Lavender Kitchen
  04/05/18
180
Harsh incel theatre
  01/19/17
wow, a false and highly contrived story from denecrane where...
Vengeful nubile fanboi
  01/19/17
lmao
Lavender Kitchen
  04/05/18
...
Rusted aromatic location legend
  04/05/18
I told a Chad to leave my store after he insulted a cashier ...
Topaz associate
  01/19/17
nice
Puce well-lubricated site
  01/19/17
threatening to call the police = the most bitchmade faggot s...
Trip Navy Temple Tank
  01/19/17
...
dead coiffed stead becky
  04/05/18
I have hidden forceful rage that occasionally comes out and ...
Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage
  01/19/17
180
Puce well-lubricated site
  01/19/17
The funny thing is I have never been in a real fight outside...
Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage
  01/19/17
We'd be friends. I like your style.
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
ty friend
Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage
  01/19/17
total number of girls fucked = 400+
razzmatazz market
  01/19/17
I think ur an ok dood, but ljl if u think u are any less bro...
Trip Navy Temple Tank
  01/19/17
While being escorted from a Michelin starred restaurant for ...
White address digit ratio
  01/19/17
...
arrogant magical piazza
  01/19/17
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Federal cruise ship elastic band
  01/20/17
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bat shit crazy quadroon
  04/05/18
Accidentally spoke to a female friend in an abrasive manner ...
grizzly black woman
  01/19/17
haha
arrogant magical piazza
  01/19/17
Draft email to partner - Ok. Will do! Yes, very manly
erotic field preventive strike
  01/19/17
...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
calling flame on the last part
Carmine library new version
  01/19/17
Charleston in the late 90's was pretty amazing. The bars ha...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
i mean i don't doubt you fucked in the bathroom but ive neve...
Carmine library new version
  01/19/17
You know what, it's the first and last time I'd ever seen it...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
u went to Citadel ? this explains a lot (not a ding, but u s...
Trip Navy Temple Tank
  01/19/17
...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
I’m related to someone who holds an all time football record...
Self-centered contagious genital piercing
  04/05/18
9513948192834129834789743126
Bearded Parlor Pervert
  01/19/17
jesus. this is insanely alpha.
buff bat-shit-crazy nibblets tattoo
  01/19/17
I think of days like that when my wife is screaming at me fo...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
What happened bro? You fuck someone in a public bathroom?
erotic field preventive strike
  01/19/17
Cliffs on what we missed?
Self-centered contagious genital piercing
  04/05/18
In college, Some morbidly obese kid somehow had it out for m...
Vermilion laughsome trailer park gunner
  01/19/17
I like it. The first one was 180
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
lol niggers gonna nig
Trip Navy Temple Tank
  01/19/17
I pinched this one faggots Dick with my ass hold so hard he ...
balding institution
  01/19/17
went to bar solo tonite. saw a table by the bar with 3 girl...
smoky senate
  01/19/17
yes going up to a table of 3 girls solo and asking to sit do...
Naked Masturbator
  01/19/17
i was having an alpha moment
smoky senate
  01/19/17
I enjoyed this story
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
it didn't seem right to get # because i was trying to entert...
smoky senate
  01/19/17
You know what - the company of beautiful women is what makes...
Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes
  01/19/17
these girls were young - going to that bar again tomorrow ev...
smoky senate
  01/19/17
was gonna click cancel but clicked poast instead
bisexual codepig hissy fit
  01/19/17
*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs"
exhilarant canary chad macaca
  01/20/17
...
Bearded Parlor Pervert
  01/20/17
...
White address digit ratio
  01/20/17
...
dead coiffed stead becky
  04/05/18
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Aquamarine electric furnace gaping
  04/05/18
Was riding my bike at seven years old in the neighborhood wh...
Aphrodisiac Bistre Locale
  01/20/17
lol this is fucking great
Bearded Parlor Pervert
  01/20/17
180
buck-toothed mildly autistic stage main people
  01/20/17
...
Puce well-lubricated site
  01/20/17
voted for trump.
Bipolar Sepia Plaza
  01/20/17
I was hanging out in the library after lunch with a bunch of...
marvelous talking round eye
  01/20/17
I was at a bar the other night, and ordered a bombay seltzer...
Naked Masturbator
  04/05/18
One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend in...
appetizing degenerate shrine
  04/05/18
on election night 2016, my drunk as fuck co-partner (working...
pearl menage
  04/05/18
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Arousing translucent corn cake puppy
  04/05/18
Sweet
Self-centered contagious genital piercing
  04/05/18
airbnb business
Swashbuckling Deep Turdskin
  04/05/18
Went to an Easter service last weekend and parked on a side ...
Red irradiated sex offender
  04/05/18
Was driving home and approaching a 4-way stop when I noticed...
spectacular den partner
  04/05/18
I got to top my bottom dad but only under the condition that...
Aquamarine electric furnace gaping
  04/05/18
one time this guy in a line of cars merging onto the highway...
infuriating excitant business firm
  04/05/18


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Date: January 19th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated site

probably the most aggressive thing I've ever done to a stranger was when I was in college and I yelled "FREEBIRD!" at a guy with an acoustic guitar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410239)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Charismatic corner faggot firefighter

i imagined that i said something unkind to an alpha chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410250)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: talented ebony ticket booth

I once was invited to a party at a black fraternity, knowing only one guy and being literally the only white person there.

He said hey when I showed up, pointed me to the drinks, then pretty much left me alone for most of the night.

I spotted a cute WOC and went in for the kill. Chatted her up for like 10 minutes, started grinding with her, noticed a ton of black dudes eyeing me suspiciously, started making out with her, one guy comes up aggressively and asks me what I think I'm doing with this girl, white boy.

I'm like "what's it look like, man? we're just having a good time."

He looks like he's thinking about pushing me or something. Girl steps between us and is like "Chill out, he's cool, I like him."

Guy walks off in a huff. She says "he's just jealous because he's always wanted to fuck me."

Went home with her shortly after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410308)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated site

this thread is for dorks and betas ONLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410326)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: talented ebony ticket booth

okay, but I don't think I'm really a Chad either. I guess I'm just "normal"

Plus, in this situation, although I did stand my ground initially, it was mostly the chick who prevented the fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410353)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Vengeful nubile fanboi

normal = pretty much a mix of everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412179)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Self-centered contagious genital piercing

*ass kicking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772842)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Trip Navy Temple Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411339)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Lavender Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772755)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Harsh incel theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411540)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Vengeful nubile fanboi

wow, a false and highly contrived story from denecrane where the narrative ends with him fucking an attractive girl without putting in more than a few moments of effort. what an a crazy digression from his normal poasting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412186)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Lavender Kitchen

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772759)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic location legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772783)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Topaz associate

I told a Chad to leave my store after he insulted a cashier once. I stood my ground and told him I was calling the police if he didn't leave. He left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410347)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated site

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410369)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Trip Navy Temple Tank

threatening to call the police = the most bitchmade faggot shit in the world

very unalpha to have Chads come in to do ur dirty work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411343)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: dead coiffed stead becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772769)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage

I have hidden forceful rage that occasionally comes out and shocks people. One time a housemate who was about 6 inches taller than me and not huge but cut started being rude to my girlfriend, basically telling her to shut up because he was trying to sleep even though it was 10AM. I suddenly got up in his face like "DON'T FUCKING TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!" and he was visibly shaking and backed down. GF said it was "hot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410354)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Puce well-lubricated site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410367)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage

The funny thing is I have never been in a real fight outside of elementary school and would probably would have gotten my ass kicked if I had gone through with a fight( at least back then before I started lifting). But I like to think of manhood as being like a poker game, they don't always know what you're holding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410430)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

We'd be friends. I like your style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410827)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Passionate Athletic Conference Old Irish Cottage

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411683)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz market

total number of girls fucked = 400+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410437)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Trip Navy Temple Tank

I think ur an ok dood, but ljl if u think u are any less broken than the $kankiest Tinderella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411352)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: White address digit ratio

While being escorted from a Michelin starred restaurant for being 5'9, I screamed "this isn't the last you've seen of me. I'll sue you all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410803)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: arrogant magical piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410862)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Federal cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413760)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772996)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: grizzly black woman

Accidentally spoke to a female friend in an abrasive manner to try to get her to shut up bc I was concentrating on drafting email to partner on blackberry and she said I was being very direct/masculine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410830)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: arrogant magical piazza

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410865)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: erotic field preventive strike

Draft email to partner - Ok. Will do!

Yes, very manly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412214)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410884)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Carmine library new version

calling flame on the last part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410905)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

Charleston in the late 90's was pretty amazing. The bars had no closing times on Friday night so this was probably 3 am, nothing but a bunch of crazy South Carolina fuckers out there. Also, the girl was a little 'wide in the waist,' so she was right my speed by then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410953)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Carmine library new version

i mean i don't doubt you fucked in the bathroom but ive never seen anyone in public w just body paint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410972)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

You know what, it's the first and last time I'd ever seen it in public. She was painted blue from head to toe, only panties on. Big fat titties just swinging in the wind.

Fucking college.

People ask me - did you do crazy shit at Citadel? I don't know how to answer that question sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410989)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Trip Navy Temple Tank

u went to Citadel ? this explains a lot (not a ding, but u seem very di$ciplined)

describe: the hazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411363)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411811)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Self-centered contagious genital piercing

I’m related to someone who holds an all time football record at the citadel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772945)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Bearded Parlor Pervert

9513948192834129834789743126

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410949)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: buff bat-shit-crazy nibblets tattoo

jesus. this is insanely alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411378)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

I think of days like that when my wife is screaming at me for something like leaving dishes in the sink, I haven't been laid in more than a month, and I can't help but think that things have have gone downhill. (that day of reflection was today, btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411869)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: erotic field preventive strike

What happened bro? You fuck someone in a public bathroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412226)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Self-centered contagious genital piercing

Cliffs on what we missed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772953)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Vermilion laughsome trailer park gunner

In college, Some morbidly obese kid somehow had it out for me. He was the qb for an intramerual team that I happened to get lucky in the championship game 2 years in a row. Once, I picked him off in the end zone for the last play of the game. Next year, I sacked his fat ass after he took too long to pass the ball. He got so pissed, he punted the ball out of the field and got ejected for the remaining 2 seconds.

Anyways, later that year, some friend and I were eating lunch, dude came up and was talking to a friend of mine and I chimed in w some joke that he got pissed at. He muttered under his breath. I was like what's that? He said nothing. I'm like no what's that you said. He goes "sometimes I feel like beating your ass." Without flinching, I say "I'm more worried about you eating my ass than beating it." Everyone at the table stifles a laugh as he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I worked a chick fil a one spring break back from college. I'd done so in hs and the owner liked me so he let me come back and earn some money. Black guy comes in after wed already turned off the fryers and all for the night. He orders a chick fil a w cheese (most black ppl ordered this for some reason). Girl upfront says we only have cold stuff and guy gets pissed. Demands she give the managers name. I come out and He's like yeah what's the owners name. Then says his lawyer is gonna call us. I'm like "for what? Dude get a life". He says it's not about the food. Obviously he thinks it becaus he's black . Then He's like what's your name?? I tell him to look at my name tag. He says you just lost your job. I tell him it's my last day anyways. He's like "yeah I know". I say "yeah I know". He stands there then pulls out a cell phone like he's calling someone. He never called the number we gave him. Just some scamster trying to get a free sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411171)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

I like it. The first one was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411367)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Trip Navy Temple Tank

lol niggers gonna nig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411381)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: balding institution

I pinched this one faggots Dick with my ass hold so hard he came way too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411398)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: smoky senate

went to bar solo tonite. saw a table by the bar with 3 girls who looked about 22, and was like fuck it. i asked if i could join them, they said sure, and i took a seat. talked for like 20 minutes about school/jobs but then their other girlfriend came and they were just girl-talking about so-and-so and i dipped. didn't get any digits but good confidence booster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411520)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Naked Masturbator

yes going up to a table of 3 girls solo and asking to sit down is beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411609)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: smoky senate

i was having an alpha moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411625)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

I enjoyed this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412136)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: smoky senate

it didn't seem right to get # because i was trying to entertain the whole group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412143)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Indian Lodge Useless Brakes

You know what - the company of beautiful women is what makes life worth living, and it's alpha to enjoy that pleasure in any way that you desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412155)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: smoky senate

these girls were young - going to that bar again tomorrow even though i hate that bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412194)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: bisexual codepig hissy fit

was gonna click cancel but clicked poast instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412158)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: exhilarant canary chad macaca

*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412413)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:18 AM
Author: Bearded Parlor Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413055)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: White address digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413742)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: dead coiffed stead becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772771)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine electric furnace gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775466)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bistre Locale

Was riding my bike at seven years old in the neighborhood when these big kids came up on me, I was scared as fuck and they were about to beat my ass, but I happened to skid my bike and brake at the exact same time which caused me to twist around and sharpen up tight bad-ass like, leaving me facing them directly and I look up at them with an exasperated luck that probably seemed angrier a lot more than I intended.

One of the kids said "oh shit let's get out here" and they sped off. Jfc feels like yesterday.

Then my dad taught me to fight and I spent the rest of school in a principals office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412455)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Bearded Parlor Pervert

lol this is fucking great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413056)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:26 AM
Author: buck-toothed mildly autistic stage main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413062)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Puce well-lubricated site



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Date: January 20th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Bipolar Sepia Plaza

voted for trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413688)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: marvelous talking round eye

I was hanging out in the library after lunch with a bunch of random kids. Some kid said he was going to ask out some girl to prom that I had a crush on for 2 years but only sort of knew casually. I told him that I was going to ask her out because I was much better looking and not a fatass and it would be a cosmic injustice for him to take her because she was more ugly. I texted her and in seconds she said she'd go with me. About a month later I banged the girl that he ended up taking to prom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Naked Masturbator

I was at a bar the other night, and ordered a bombay seltzer. the bartender asked if i wanted to make it a double, and i said "make it a triple." everyone at the bar was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: appetizing degenerate shrine

One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend in West LA and this pack of alpha white and beefy cholo dudes just grabbed her right in front of me. One of the dudes just threw her over his shoulder and they started carrying her up the street. I ran in front of them to cut them off and I said "please guys. Please just let her go." They just laughed and carried her for another few seconds and then I said "do I have to call the cops?" They laughed and put her down and the bro says "chill out you little faggot. We were just messing around." Must have really impressed my girl because she's now my lesbian wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772872)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: pearl menage

on election night 2016, my drunk as fuck co-partner (working with me on the campaign) "accidentally" drunk-drove us to the Clinton "victory" party in our swing state (where Clinton was losing in an upset).

I knew we walked into the wrong place when I saw tons of obese Asian girls. we immediately taunted them on our way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772875)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Arousing translucent corn cake puppy



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Self-centered contagious genital piercing

Sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35773027)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deep Turdskin

airbnb business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772964)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Red irradiated sex offender

Went to an Easter service last weekend and parked on a side street in front of a person's mailbox. The mailman was a little down the road, got out of his little mail truck thing and said "you can't block the box".

I thought about it for a minute, stared him straight in the eyes and said "yes i can."

He said "ok" then i just walked away. was really empowering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35773084)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: spectacular den partner

Was driving home and approaching a 4-way stop when I noticed a pickup coming to a stop on the intersecting road. He stopped first, but didn't take off. I came to a stop several seconds later. For a long moment we stared at each other, then he aggressively made the "come on just go" hand flick. I made the same wave back at him while we continued the staring contest. He got IRATE, which got my adrenaline running, at which point I decided to mad dog this guy until he moved. I though fuck it let's see what happens. Nothing happened. He just looked pissed and eventually took off. Felt so powerful it's pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775397)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Aquamarine electric furnace gaping

I got to top my bottom dad but only under the condition that I do it while my top dad's cock was in my asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775407)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: infuriating excitant business firm

one time this guy in a line of cars merging onto the highway in traffic cut around and in front of everyone and then tried to merge in front of me. i tailgated the guy in front to block his attempts. the loser had to settle for merging behind me. i think he passed me soon after though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775461)