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Which ROMAN EMPEROR does TRUMP most closely RESEMBLE?

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provocative greedy lay
  02/12/17
some crassus faggot who bought his throne
spectacular son of senegal rehab
  02/12/17
LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much...
Erotic bossy becky
  02/12/17
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Alcoholic opaque field hairy legs
  05/11/17
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Razzle Sapphire Parlor Faggotry
  09/04/17
this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits
black magical trailer park
  02/13/17
physically or historically? my hope for him is that he beco...
wild base preventive strike
  02/12/17
Historically
provocative greedy lay
  02/12/17
Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only...
curious fiercely-loyal liquid oxygen
  02/12/17
Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesa...
wild base preventive strike
  02/12/17
Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of ...
curious fiercely-loyal liquid oxygen
  02/12/17
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ruddy church
  11/22/17
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Orange trust fund shitlib
  02/12/17
they look nothing alike http://www.badassoftheweek.com/ci...
wild base preventive strike
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Orange trust fund shitlib
  02/12/17
still not seeing it, sorry
wild base preventive strike
  02/12/17
that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus
Pea-brained laughsome gaming laptop
  02/12/17
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Orange trust fund shitlib
  02/12/17
Augustus
mentally impaired gold factory reset button
  02/12/17
can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...
wild base preventive strike
  02/12/17
To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was...
crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter
  02/12/17
That's not the point you stupid cunt
provocative greedy lay
  02/12/17
they don't really use the title "emperor", which i...
big irate locale
  02/13/17
That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the...
crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter
  02/12/17
Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true
self-absorbed headpube
  02/12/17
Elagabalus
Bonkers mental disorder
  02/12/17
That's Obama
peach stirring legend
  02/12/17
Wait, duh: Hadrian
mentally impaired gold factory reset button
  02/12/17
wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulge...
peach stirring legend
  02/12/17
hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.
Appetizing ivory public bath incel
  02/12/17
a horse senator would be 18000000
wild base preventive strike
  02/12/17
Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was li...
Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part
  02/12/17
CR ANALYSIS!
Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part
  02/12/17
180! TY, friend!
Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part
  02/12/17
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Marvelous Dog Poop Stain
  02/12/17
NOT a Roman Emperor
crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter
  02/12/17
Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius...
Aromatic Place Of Business
  02/12/17
cr, you beat me to the punch
peach stirring legend
  02/12/17
Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not j...
cobalt principal's office karate
  02/13/17
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heady transparent death wish
  02/12/17
Justinian -Presides over a declining empire he wants to M...
Infuriating Dragon Corner
  02/12/17
So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?
Useless beta stage legal warrant
  02/12/17
Hadrian, building DAT WALL!
Slimy exciting space black woman
  02/12/17
Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again
mind-boggling frum feces
  02/12/17
cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after bein...
big irate locale
  02/13/17
(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)
Infuriating Dragon Corner
  05/11/17
Justinian
Talented tantric goal in life hell
  02/12/17
Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire
aphrodisiac lime indian lodge gay wizard
  02/12/17
Aurelian. Restutor Orbis. He rebuilt the walls around ...
Useless beta stage legal warrant
  02/12/17
Diocletian. Engineered the Great Persecution.
primrose water buffalo
  02/13/17
Not an emperor, but Catiline
cobalt principal's office karate
  02/13/17
Commodus. Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunc...
snowy bearded box office roast beef
  02/13/17
Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "no...
domesticated kitty piazza
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snowy bearded box office roast beef
  02/13/17
was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inh...
Pale macaca stag film
  02/13/17
deffo not Constantine
aphrodisiac lime indian lodge gay wizard
  02/13/17
Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius
twisted fat ankles house
  02/13/17
Caligula
jade round eye
  02/13/17
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ruddy church
  05/11/17
Charles V
lascivious adulterous church building messiness
  11/22/17


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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: provocative greedy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605981)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: spectacular son of senegal rehab

some crassus faggot who bought his throne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605983)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Erotic bossy becky

LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much as Hillary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606894)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic opaque field hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280746)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Razzle Sapphire Parlor Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34134117)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: black magical trailer park

this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610004)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

physically or historically? my hope for him is that he becomes sulla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605984)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: provocative greedy lay

Historically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606024)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: curious fiercely-loyal liquid oxygen

Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only a dictator not Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607081)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesar. Hence my hope that he's more like Sulla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607235)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: curious fiercely-loyal liquid oxygen

Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of pwning shitlibs and fatcats. We need years of Making American Great Again, and an Agrippa to Trump's Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607272)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: ruddy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749767)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Orange trust fund shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605986)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

they look nothing alike

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/cincinnatus.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605988)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Orange trust fund shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606013)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

still not seeing it, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606015)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained laughsome gaming laptop

that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608288)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Orange trust fund shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired gold factory reset button

Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606023)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606025)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter

To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was the first emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606119)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: provocative greedy lay

That's not the point you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606142)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: big irate locale

they don't really use the title "emperor", which is "imperator" and was just a military commander title. They use the term "princeps", which means "first" among the senate, or people.

You're correct that Augustus was the first to use that title to refer to himself, but in no way did Caesar have less actual power, as dictator for life, before his death. Thus the distinction is in title only, and thus irrelevant.

You might say then: well what about Sulla, couldn't you call him "emperor" as well? Two differences - he was not dictator for life, and he did not get to choose his successor, as Caesar, Augustus, and all of the "emperors" did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611911)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter

That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the most batshit crazy Emperors (though there is some overlap).

So I would go for Valentinian III who ineffectually presided for 30 years over the final collapse of the Western Empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606043)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed headpube

Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606913)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Bonkers mental disorder

Elagabalus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606065)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: peach stirring legend

That's Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607234)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired gold factory reset button

Wait, duh: Hadrian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606124)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: peach stirring legend

wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulged in scholarly treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607250)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Appetizing ivory public bath incel

hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606127)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: wild base preventive strike

a horse senator would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606134)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part

Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was like Caesar building an army in Gaul. When Trump won the primary, it was like Caesar marching his army across the Rubicon into Italy. Then the elites had to pick their side - most chose Hillary (just as most in Caesar's time chose Pompey). Despite little support from the elites, Caesar/Trump drove Hillary/Pompey to a crushing and humiliating defeat. Those who supported Trump from the beginning were rewarded handsomely, whereas those who opposed him were instead given humiliating names, such as Lyin' Ted, Pocahontas, and "Low Energy" Jeb (sad!).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606198)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part

CR ANALYSIS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606278)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Turquoise Passionate Genital Piercing Party Of The First Part

180! TY, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606285)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Dog Poop Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607223)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: crimson vengeful candlestick maker faggot firefighter

NOT a Roman Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607686)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Place Of Business

Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius or Gaius take your pick). The Gracchi brothers came to power on the back of a populist movement which arose as a consequence to the growing wealth inequality in Republican Rome. After Rome became the sole superpower in the Mediterranean following the defeat of Carthage during the Punic Wars, the elite of Rome began importing slaves on a massive scale which displaced the need for traditional Roman labor, and led to the aforementioned wealth inequities. The Gracchi brothers went against the establishment Roman political class running a populist campaign. After having some success with their populist reforms, they were both assassinated by the Roman elites. All this was the precursor of the real populist revolt that was Ceaser and the fall of the Republic.

Trump, like the Gracchi brothers, ran on a populist movement. Instead of imported slaves, today, in Post Cold War America, its open border immigration that the elites use to suppress wages. There are alot of other similarities between Trump, the Gracchi brothers and post Cold War America and Post Punic War Rome, but i dont have time to write a full dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606488)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: peach stirring legend

cr, you beat me to the punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607259)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: cobalt principal's office karate

Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not just lining their own pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610019)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: heady transparent death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607030)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Dragon Corner

Justinian

-Presides over a declining empire he wants to MAKE GREAT AGAIN

-Love of YUGE buildings

-Married to a somewhat scandalous figure

-Tons of court intrigue

-Has a hardcore force-of-nature general as his enforcer

-Causes big shitlib riots

-Massively divided public opinion on his basic competence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607059)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Useless beta stage legal warrant

So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Slimy exciting space black woman

Hadrian, building DAT WALL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607064)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling frum feces

Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607269)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: big irate locale

cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after being adopted by popular politician (Obama, Constantine) to consolidate his own power without considering the disastrous long term consequences for the empire.

temporary measures to roll back this disaster enacted by Julian (Trump) but ultimately doomed to fail b/c we're too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611938)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Infuriating Dragon Corner

(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280744)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: Talented tantric goal in life hell

Justinian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607647)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime indian lodge gay wizard

Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607677)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Useless beta stage legal warrant

Aurelian.

Restutor Orbis.

He rebuilt the walls around the City of Rome, and pwned the shitlib stronk woman Zenobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608310)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:53 AM
Author: primrose water buffalo

Diocletian.

Engineered the Great Persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610009)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: cobalt principal's office karate

Not an emperor, but Catiline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610021)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:50 AM
Author: snowy bearded box office roast beef

Commodus.

Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunchbacks, and generally undesirables in the city to be rounded up, thrown into the arena, and forced to hack one another to death with meat cleavers.

He especially adored killing animals, and killed 100 lions in one day, to the spectators’ disgust. He killed three elephants singlehanded in the arena, beheaded an ostrich and laughed at the senators attending, brandishing the head and motioning that they were next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610102)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: domesticated kitty piazza

Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "not naturally wicked but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, made him the slave of his companions, and it was through them that he at first, out of ignorance, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits, which soon became second nature."[18]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610111)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: snowy bearded box office roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610112)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: Pale macaca stag film

was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inheritance faster than the roman economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610114)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lime indian lodge gay wizard

deffo not Constantine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611623)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: twisted fat ankles house

Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611977)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: jade round eye

Caligula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611980)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: ruddy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280694)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: lascivious adulterous church building messiness

Charles V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749774)