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Which ROMAN EMPEROR does TRUMP most closely RESEMBLE?

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Saffron judgmental locus quadroon
  02/12/17
some crassus faggot who bought his throne
sinister volcanic crater field
  02/12/17
LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much...
swashbuckling carmine crackhouse legend
  02/12/17
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Aqua roommate death wish
  05/11/17
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pea-brained plaza
  09/04/17
this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits
mildly autistic fat ankles
  02/13/17
physically or historically? my hope for him is that he beco...
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
Historically
Saffron judgmental locus quadroon
  02/12/17
Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only...
Talented parlour
  02/12/17
Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesa...
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of ...
Talented parlour
  02/12/17
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Brilliant water buffalo
  11/22/17
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Brindle razzmatazz hospital
  02/12/17
they look nothing alike http://www.badassoftheweek.com/ci...
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
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Brindle razzmatazz hospital
  02/12/17
still not seeing it, sorry
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus
know-it-all mediation set
  02/12/17
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Brindle razzmatazz hospital
  02/12/17
Augustus
Olive lodge associate
  02/12/17
can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was...
Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor
  02/12/17
That's not the point you stupid cunt
Saffron judgmental locus quadroon
  02/12/17
they don't really use the title "emperor", which i...
Bossy Psychic Piazza
  02/13/17
That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the...
Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor
  02/12/17
Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true
anal arousing dragon
  02/12/17
Elagabalus
Translucent chad theatre
  02/12/17
That's Obama
bearded stage
  02/12/17
Wait, duh: Hadrian
Olive lodge associate
  02/12/17
wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulge...
bearded stage
  02/12/17
hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.
hateful lay
  02/12/17
a horse senator would be 18000000
Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business
  02/12/17
Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was li...
Floppy Corner
  02/12/17
CR ANALYSIS!
Floppy Corner
  02/12/17
180! TY, friend!
Floppy Corner
  02/12/17
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Onyx Wild Yarmulke Parlor
  02/12/17
NOT a Roman Emperor
Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor
  02/12/17
Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius...
Swollen Trump Supporter Cumskin
  02/12/17
cr, you beat me to the punch
bearded stage
  02/12/17
Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not j...
Fuchsia faggot firefighter personal credit line
  02/13/17
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Duck-like keepsake machete
  02/12/17
Justinian -Presides over a declining empire he wants to M...
Fiercely-loyal Site
  02/12/17
So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?
Godawful flushed ape
  02/12/17
Hadrian, building DAT WALL!
dun gas station
  02/12/17
Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again
Vigorous bull headed turdskin
  02/12/17
cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after bein...
Bossy Psychic Piazza
  02/13/17
(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)
Fiercely-loyal Site
  05/11/17
Justinian
adventurous hairless really tough guy indian lodge
  02/12/17
Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire
histrionic slippery electric furnace
  02/12/17
Aurelian. Restutor Orbis. He rebuilt the walls around ...
Godawful flushed ape
  02/12/17
Diocletian. Engineered the Great Persecution.
Fear-inspiring background story hell
  02/13/17
Not an emperor, but Catiline
Fuchsia faggot firefighter personal credit line
  02/13/17
Commodus. Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunc...
Learning Disabled Federal Generalized Bond
  02/13/17
Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "no...
Concupiscible Alcoholic Public Bath
  02/13/17
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Learning Disabled Federal Generalized Bond
  02/13/17
was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inh...
Primrose startling corn cake spot
  02/13/17
deffo not Constantine
histrionic slippery electric furnace
  02/13/17
Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius
Cerise racy state weed whacker
  02/13/17
Caligula
titillating sadistic principal's office
  02/13/17
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Brilliant water buffalo
  05/11/17
Charles V
Stirring flatulent business firm
  11/22/17


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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Saffron judgmental locus quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605981)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: sinister volcanic crater field

some crassus faggot who bought his throne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605983)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling carmine crackhouse legend

LOL spaceporn you low IQ loser. Didn't he spend half as much as Hillary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606894)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Aqua roommate death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280746)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: pea-brained plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34134117)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: mildly autistic fat ankles

this is a disrespectful comparison but it fits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610004)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

physically or historically? my hope for him is that he becomes sulla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605984)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Saffron judgmental locus quadroon

Historically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606024)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Talented parlour

Octavian's proscriptions were way better, and Sulla was only a dictator not Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607081)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

Octavian was only possible due to the assassination of Caesar. Hence my hope that he's more like Sulla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607235)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Talented parlour

Fair, but I don't want him to stand aside after 6 months of pwning shitlibs and fatcats. We need years of Making American Great Again, and an Agrippa to Trump's Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607272)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:56 PM
Author: Brilliant water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749767)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Brindle razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605986)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

they look nothing alike

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/cincinnatus.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32605988)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:23 PM
Author: Brindle razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606013)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

still not seeing it, sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606015)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: know-it-all mediation set

that's Augustus, not Cincinnatus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608288)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Brindle razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:25 PM
Author: Olive lodge associate

Augustus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606023)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

can't have augustus w/o a caesar first...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606025)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor

To nitpick, Caesar was not an Emperor of Rome. Augustus was the first emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606119)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: Saffron judgmental locus quadroon

That's not the point you stupid cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606142)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Bossy Psychic Piazza

they don't really use the title "emperor", which is "imperator" and was just a military commander title. They use the term "princeps", which means "first" among the senate, or people.

You're correct that Augustus was the first to use that title to refer to himself, but in no way did Caesar have less actual power, as dictator for life, before his death. Thus the distinction is in title only, and thus irrelevant.

You might say then: well what about Sulla, couldn't you call him "emperor" as well? Two differences - he was not dictator for life, and he did not get to choose his successor, as Caesar, Augustus, and all of the "emperors" did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611911)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:28 PM
Author: Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor

That directs my mind to the most incompetent rather than the most batshit crazy Emperors (though there is some overlap).

So I would go for Valentinian III who ineffectually presided for 30 years over the final collapse of the Western Empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606043)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: anal arousing dragon

Caligula, if the Russian pee tape is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606913)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: Translucent chad theatre

Elagabalus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606065)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: bearded stage

That's Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607234)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Olive lodge associate

Wait, duh: Hadrian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606124)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: bearded stage

wall builders but hadrian was very philosophical and indulged in scholarly treats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607250)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: hateful lay

hopefully he cucks the establishment like caligula.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606127)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Odious Theater Stage Place Of Business

a horse senator would be 18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606134)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Floppy Corner

Caesar. Trump building popular support in the primary was like Caesar building an army in Gaul. When Trump won the primary, it was like Caesar marching his army across the Rubicon into Italy. Then the elites had to pick their side - most chose Hillary (just as most in Caesar's time chose Pompey). Despite little support from the elites, Caesar/Trump drove Hillary/Pompey to a crushing and humiliating defeat. Those who supported Trump from the beginning were rewarded handsomely, whereas those who opposed him were instead given humiliating names, such as Lyin' Ted, Pocahontas, and "Low Energy" Jeb (sad!).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606198)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Floppy Corner

CR ANALYSIS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606278)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Floppy Corner

180! TY, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606285)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Onyx Wild Yarmulke Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607223)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Peach Bawdyhouse Private Investor

NOT a Roman Emperor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607686)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Swollen Trump Supporter Cumskin

Not an emperor, but the CR is the Gracchi brothers (Tiberius or Gaius take your pick). The Gracchi brothers came to power on the back of a populist movement which arose as a consequence to the growing wealth inequality in Republican Rome. After Rome became the sole superpower in the Mediterranean following the defeat of Carthage during the Punic Wars, the elite of Rome began importing slaves on a massive scale which displaced the need for traditional Roman labor, and led to the aforementioned wealth inequities. The Gracchi brothers went against the establishment Roman political class running a populist campaign. After having some success with their populist reforms, they were both assassinated by the Roman elites. All this was the precursor of the real populist revolt that was Ceaser and the fall of the Republic.

Trump, like the Gracchi brothers, ran on a populist movement. Instead of imported slaves, today, in Post Cold War America, its open border immigration that the elites use to suppress wages. There are alot of other similarities between Trump, the Gracchi brothers and post Cold War America and Post Punic War Rome, but i dont have time to write a full dissertation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32606488)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: bearded stage

cr, you beat me to the punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607259)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter personal credit line

Except the Gracchi were actually interested in reform, not just lining their own pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610019)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:35 PM
Author: Duck-like keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607030)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Site

Justinian

-Presides over a declining empire he wants to MAKE GREAT AGAIN

-Love of YUGE buildings

-Married to a somewhat scandalous figure

-Tons of court intrigue

-Has a hardcore force-of-nature general as his enforcer

-Causes big shitlib riots

-Massively divided public opinion on his basic competence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607059)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Godawful flushed ape

So are we gonna see a geese show by Melania?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608306)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: dun gas station

Hadrian, building DAT WALL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607064)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Vigorous bull headed turdskin

Julian the Apostate, make Rome great again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607269)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Bossy Psychic Piazza

cr. religion of shitlibs infects the whole empire after being adopted by popular politician (Obama, Constantine) to consolidate his own power without considering the disastrous long term consequences for the empire.

temporary measures to roll back this disaster enacted by Julian (Trump) but ultimately doomed to fail b/c we're too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611938)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Site

(throws away presidency on pointless campaign in Mideast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280744)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: adventurous hairless really tough guy indian lodge

Justinian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607647)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic slippery electric furnace

Odoacer, who ushers in the fall of half of the empire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32607677)



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Date: February 12th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Godawful flushed ape

Aurelian.

Restutor Orbis.

He rebuilt the walls around the City of Rome, and pwned the shitlib stronk woman Zenobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32608310)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 5:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring background story hell

Diocletian.

Engineered the Great Persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610009)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia faggot firefighter personal credit line

Not an emperor, but Catiline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610021)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:50 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Federal Generalized Bond

Commodus.

Commodus once ordered all the cripples, hunchbacks, and generally undesirables in the city to be rounded up, thrown into the arena, and forced to hack one another to death with meat cleavers.

He especially adored killing animals, and killed 100 lions in one day, to the spectators’ disgust. He killed three elephants singlehanded in the arena, beheaded an ostrich and laughed at the senators attending, brandishing the head and motioning that they were next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610102)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Concupiscible Alcoholic Public Bath

Cassius Dio, a first-hand witness, describes him as "not naturally wicked but, on the contrary, as guileless as any man that ever lived. His great simplicity, however, together with his cowardice, made him the slave of his companions, and it was through them that he at first, out of ignorance, missed the better life and then was led on into lustful and cruel habits, which soon became second nature."[18]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610111)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Federal Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610112)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 8:02 AM
Author: Primrose startling corn cake spot

was there an inarticulate emperor who failed to grow his inheritance faster than the roman economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32610114)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: histrionic slippery electric furnace

deffo not Constantine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611623)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Cerise racy state weed whacker

Elagabalus, Valens, Honorius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611977)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: titillating sadistic principal's office

Caligula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#32611980)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Brilliant water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#33280694)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent business firm

Charles V

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3524145&forum_id=2#34749774)