Date: February 16th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: The Man on the Street
I knew this pretentious guy of average intelligence who became obsessed with always saying "pair" instead of "pairs" when discussing multiple paired objects (eg, "I have two PAIR of tickets to the movie", "I'm packing 4 pair of socks in my suitcase.").
I don't even know if it was correct? It sounded weird. But he really stuck with it because he thought it made him sound like a genius.