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BAM! You are transported to the year 1993. What do you do?
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658265) |
Date: February 19th, 2017 9:42 PM Author: Fishy useless psychic hang out with spack at blockbuster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658268) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:45 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Convicted of serial murder on October 11, 1997. Interviewed on 60 Minutes shortly before sentencing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658290) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: charcoal exhilarant whorehouse Take out as many loans as possible and go all in on the Cowboys to win the superbowl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658275) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Tremor in the time-stream leads to historic upset by the Bills. Bankruptcy declared May 16, 1996. Body found on March 9, 2003, under a Los Angeles freeway overpass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658320) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Shimmering tripping genital piercing resort Am i 11 years old? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658280) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:49 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut I don't know, are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658326) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:44 PM Author: Exciting home Go to LA and fuck 18 year old Angelia Jolie, then fly to South Africa and fuck 18 year old Charlise Theron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658284) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Although hampered for many years by your starring role in Cyborg 2, you eventually find your big break as Vispan in the 1999 science fiction blockbuster Eigenvalue X. Suicide in a rest stop bathroom on January 9, 2010. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658347) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: vengeful ruby idiot Am i my current age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658336) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:53 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut Yes. You can meet your past self too, assuming you were alive in 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658356) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:56 PM Author: vengeful ruby idiot Ok i go kidnap myself from my parents and put me on steroids and make myself practice football and lift every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658378) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:31 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Convicted of kidnapping, drug trafficking, and manslaughter on July 5, 1996. Death at Federal Correctional Institute, Big Spring, on February 16, 2011 (complications from pneumocystis pneumonia). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658617) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:32 AM Author: vengeful ruby idiot Younger me maeks it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659801) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:46 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Three-time All-American, 1999-2001. Heisman runner-up, 2001. 5,021 passing yards for the 2006 season. Married Erin Heatherton Bubley on March 12, 2007, to slight scandal. Four children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659824) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:47 AM Author: vengeful ruby idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659825) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:19 AM Author: floppy school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660218) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:54 PM Author: Vivacious Hateful Dilemma buy as much Microsoft stock as I can (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658359) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:02 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Married to Jennifer LeRoy on April 6, 1998. Indicted for insider trading on September 1, 2001. Convicted of filing false statements on March 19, 2003. Credit for time served. Currently President and CEO of Alchemy Worldwide, makers of the Nutribullet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658422) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:03 PM Author: Vivacious Hateful Dilemma so all in all not a bad life outcome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658431) |
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Altennatively frame rach and cioli for a crime |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:05 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Hospitalized for necrosis of the penis on August 13, 1995. Disappeared November 11, 1996 near Waterloo, Iowa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658452) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:25 AM Author: brindle halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659897) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:05 PM Author: sticky laughsome temple new version i go back to young me and say "you're doing pretty good. marry young, have a bunch of kids, stay fit, do what you're good at not what you like."
then I guess I'm stuck in 1993 in my late 30s and I've left my wife and kid in the future. that would suck. i probably go take a class and learn how to be a carpenter and plumbing and go about a quiet life. |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:39 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Married September 4, 1995 to real estate agent Caroline Parker. Graduated June 4, 1999 from Western Seminary. Death on September 14, 2001 in New York City. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658671) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:06 PM Author: Lascivious Splenetic Hissy Fit Jack off to scrambled porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658455) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:43 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Member of the United States House of Representatives (Wisc. 1st), January 3, 1995 to present. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658704) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:54 PM Author: Salmon locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658769) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:25 AM Author: brindle halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659898) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Vivacious Hateful Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660284) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:14 PM Author: appetizing sweet tailpipe Bam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32662037) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:07 PM Author: Amber Nursing Home write long, anonymous manifesto outlining the dangers of radical Islamism, income disparity, screwing over the Russians and former EastBloc with economic shock therapy, and global warming. spam it all over USENET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658461) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Convicted January 23, 1998 on 10 counts of illegally transporting, mailing, and using bombs, as well as 2 counts of attempted murder. Currently inmate at United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility Florence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658724) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: Vivacious Hateful Dilemma yeah but his manifesto would be revered today on xo
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:31 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659799) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:47 PM Author: Chocolate hairraiser house coffee pot shoot kurt cobain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658722) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Indicted on December 6, 1993 for attempted murder. Found not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect on July 9, 1995. Currently patient at Western State Hospital. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658748) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:50 PM Author: boyish shrine 2 chicks at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658744) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:56 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Departed Miami International Airport on August 30, 1999. Indicted for drug trafficking on September 9, 1999. Convicted March 19, 2001. Pardoned January 17, 2017. Death on January 19, 2017 (gunshot). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658784) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:51 PM Author: High-end sex offender Never pick up the bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658747) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:53 PM Author: boyish shrine Same. But I had already started drinking heavily by then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658756) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:03 PM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Attended Columbia Law School, August 2005 to March 2007. Left without taking degree. Caddie at Trump National, Los Angeles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658820) |
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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:04 PM Author: Provocative elastic band bawdyhouse Become REALLY close friends with some skinny nerds named Mark Zuckerberg and Barack Obama and invest a lot of money in Apple and Google and otherwise just hang out doing my thing until it all. pays. off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32658833) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:29 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Death on June 14, 1996 (paragliding accident). "Beloved camp director mourned" reads the headline in The Harlem Valley News. To this day, Rabbi Friedheim frightens children by pointing out how close it was to sunset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659797) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:49 AM Author: poppy associate useless brakes Buy every exact keyword domain name available (porn.com, mortgage.com, furniture.com, lawyer.com, realestate.com, etc) for $30 each or however much it cost back then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659829) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:23 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Married Salma Hayek Jiménez de Pinault on October 1, 1996. Featured on Time Magazine cover for April 14, 1997. Earned Guinness Record, 1998, for tallest flagpole. Filed for Chapter 11 reorganization on January 19, 2001 (Southern District of New York). Filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy on July 16, 2003. Divorced August 9, 2003. Filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy on July 16, 2005. Received personal injury settlement September 9, 2007. Filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy April 15, 2009. Voluntarily entered Promises Rehabilitation February 16, 2010. Married Nancy Dennick, registered nurse, on May 11, 2011. Son born December 17, 2011. Forbes 400 (2013). Divorced April 14, 2014. Married Phillip James Cockswallower on July 1, 2015. Awarded Presidential Citizens Medal, January 19, 2017. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659893) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:28 AM Author: brindle halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659900) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:53 AM Author: Hideous Brunch move to Korea and ball the fuck out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659837) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:42 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Hospitalized June 25, 1994 at Sahymyook Medical Center (acute alcohol poisoning). Winner, Hansoomaessa Engrish Creature, Busan Foreign School (1996-1998). Villainous role as Waeguk Saram on popular drama, Welcome Soon Harvard Days (2000). Deported February 24, 2002. Currently owner and operator of Eat Like Dog restaurant in downtown Malibu, as well as part-time taekwondo instructor and massage parlor patron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659915) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:50 AM Author: Hideous Brunch it wouldve been awesome if i had moved to korea in 93 instead of 2010.
literally insane amounts of ballin. |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:23 AM Author: brindle halford 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659894) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:24 AM Author: Vivacious Hateful Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659895) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:28 AM Author: green nibblets buy lots of yahoo/google stock early (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659901) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 5:22 AM Author: very tactful giraffe juggernaut VERDICT: Civil claim filed June 19, 1993 against City of Los Angeles. Settlement on April 6, 1994.
Civil claim filed September 20, 1993 against Las Palmas Apartment Community of Fullerton. Settlement on March 5, 1995.
Civil claim filed October 15, 1994 against Dr. Ernest Watson, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and others. Settlement on January 4, 1997.
Civil claim filed June 4, 1996 against Mark Malloch, Dennis Curtish, Gold's Gym, and others. Settlement on March 19, 2000.
Civil claim filed October 4, 1996 against Carl Gaspard, Jennifer Gaspard, Wilshire Country Club, and others. Settlement on May 10, 1997.
Civil claim filed April 7, 1997 against City of Los Angeles, Caterpillar, Inc., Ford Motor Company, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others. Jury award, sum of $1, on March 19, 2003.
Civil claim filed September 9, 1997 against Monica Lewinsky. Dismissed December 31, 1997.
Civil claim filed October 14, 1997 against Mark Malloch, Dennis Curtish, Gold's Gym, GNC Holdings, Inc., and others. Settlement, March 23, 2000.
Civil claim filed January 14, 1998 against Thomas Bordello. Jury award, sum of $1, on July 14, 2005.
Civil claim filed April 14, 1999 against William MacIntyre, Donna Marco, Wilshire Country Club, and others. Settlement, April 15, 2001.
Civil claim filed September 12, 2001 against Matilda Parsons, Hooters of America, Inc., and others. Settlement, June 12, 2003.
Civil claim filed October 14, 2001 against Matilda Parsons, Sierra Club San Diego, and others. Settlement, June 14, 2003.
Civil claim filed January 19, 2002 against William MacIntyre and Matilda Parsons-MacIntyre. Settlement, June 14, 2003.
Civil claim filed March 19, 2001 against Andrew Wickman, Emily Wickman, Panda Express, and others. Settlement, April 6, 2006.
Civil claim filed June 12, 2001 against Yale University, Harvard University, Stanford University, and others. Settlement, February 14, 2004.
Civil claim filed August 1, 2003 against City of Los Angeles, Edgewell Personal Care, and Jane Does 1-25. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed September 4, 2003 against Gerald Norman Springer, Stamford Media Center Productions, Universal Domestic Television, and others. Settlement, April 16, 2006.
Civil claim filed December 2, 2003 against City of Los Angeles, Ford Motor Company, Gold's Gym, and others. Settlement, January 16, 2007.
Civil claim filed April 16, 2004 against Asher Silverman, Matilda Silverman, Board of Directors of Kesher Israel, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed June 19, 2004 against Miriam Cohen, Gregory Klein, and others. Settlement, May 14, 2007.
Civil claim filed September 5, 2004 against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, and others. Default judgment, May 5, 2005.
Civil claim filed May 17, 2005 against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, City of Baltimore, and others. Default judgment against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, and others, December 16, 2005. Settlement with City of Baltimore, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others, January 19, 2007.
Juris doctor, Georgetown University Law Center, May 2006.
Civil claim filed May 24, 2006 against Yolanda Espinoza, Hilton Worldwide, Vista Cleaners, and others. Settlement, March 16, 2009.
Civil claim filed July 17, 2006 against Stephenie Goetz, Thomson Reuters, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed April 7, 2007 against The Honorable Thomas J. Whelen. Dismissed, November 24, 2007.
Civil claim filed November 23, 2007 against City of Los Angeles, Gold's Gym, Pfizer, Inc., and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed January 5, 2008 against Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and others. Dismissed, June 8, 2008.
Civil claim filed March 6, 2008 against National Basketball Association, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed June 19, 2008 against Lehman Brothers Holdings, Inc., Richard Severin Fuld, and others. Jury award, $6.5 million, March 15, 2013.
Civil claim filed October 9, 2008 against Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed May 4, 2009 against Heather Deen Locklear, Darden Restaurants, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Civil claim filed April 7, 2010 against Steve Shubin, Interactive Life Forms, LLC, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.
Death on June 2, 2010 (motor vehicle accident). Estate escheated. |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:33 AM Author: Pearly arousing state dopamine Kidnap Mitch Williams before game 6 of the Blue Jays-Phillies World Series. Spend time with my parents when they were middle aged and healthy before freeing Mitch after game 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659905) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 5:19 AM Author: Bright hairless preventive strike Buy as many Ken Grifffey Jr rookie cards I could find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659962) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 8:21 AM Author: Marvelous business firm Invest heavily in Microsoft and Apple. Buy condemned buildings in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Enjoy the 90s and retire in 20 years. |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 8:29 AM Author: olive field shitlib Take my dad to the hospital and tell the doc about the cancer he'll get in a few years. See if he could do something. :-(
Also, punch my brother in the face and tell him to not be a stupid, greedy asshole. Brother pretty much ran my dad's business into the ground after my dad died. |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: disrespectful school cafeteria Go to the mall and play some Mortal Kombat in the arcade, have a hot dog on a stick, buy some CDs at Sam Goody, try on some Z Cavaricci jeans at Merry Go Round, marvel at how skinny all the girls are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660190) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: Abnormal Up-to-no-good Jewess Set Weep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660200) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:11 AM Author: floppy school Get a chill job, invest 20 percent of income in stocks and real estate. Learn to code, brew beer, and live in Portland. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660202) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:35 PM Author: Aphrodisiac pisswyrm Killself because Trump isn't POTUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32661782) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:11 PM Author: Sadistic institution Get drunk, go fishing, just like usual and not necessarily in that Order. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32662015) |
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Date: February 20th, 2017 4:54 PM Author: Amber Nursing Home second round: alert Gore campaign staffers about the slim margins in Florida and New Mexico
tip off media about Bush's DUI before McCain's illegitimate baby rumor becomes news |