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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:02 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:03 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:47 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:56 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:53 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:29 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:50 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:28 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2017 5:22 AM
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Civil claim filed October 15, 1994 against Dr. Ernest Watson, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, and others. Settlement on January 4, 1997.

Civil claim filed June 4, 1996 against Mark Malloch, Dennis Curtish, Gold's Gym, and others. Settlement on March 19, 2000.

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Civil claim filed April 7, 1997 against City of Los Angeles, Caterpillar, Inc., Ford Motor Company, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others. Jury award, sum of $1, on March 19, 2003.

Civil claim filed September 9, 1997 against Monica Lewinsky. Dismissed December 31, 1997.

Civil claim filed October 14, 1997 against Mark Malloch, Dennis Curtish, Gold's Gym, GNC Holdings, Inc., and others. Settlement, March 23, 2000.

Civil claim filed January 14, 1998 against Thomas Bordello. Jury award, sum of $1, on July 14, 2005.

Civil claim filed April 14, 1999 against William MacIntyre, Donna Marco, Wilshire Country Club, and others. Settlement, April 15, 2001.

Civil claim filed September 12, 2001 against Matilda Parsons, Hooters of America, Inc., and others. Settlement, June 12, 2003.

Civil claim filed October 14, 2001 against Matilda Parsons, Sierra Club San Diego, and others. Settlement, June 14, 2003.

Civil claim filed January 19, 2002 against William MacIntyre and Matilda Parsons-MacIntyre. Settlement, June 14, 2003.

Civil claim filed March 19, 2001 against Andrew Wickman, Emily Wickman, Panda Express, and others. Settlement, April 6, 2006.

Civil claim filed June 12, 2001 against Yale University, Harvard University, Stanford University, and others. Settlement, February 14, 2004.

Civil claim filed August 1, 2003 against City of Los Angeles, Edgewell Personal Care, and Jane Does 1-25. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed September 4, 2003 against Gerald Norman Springer, Stamford Media Center Productions, Universal Domestic Television, and others. Settlement, April 16, 2006.

Civil claim filed December 2, 2003 against City of Los Angeles, Ford Motor Company, Gold's Gym, and others. Settlement, January 16, 2007.

Civil claim filed April 16, 2004 against Asher Silverman, Matilda Silverman, Board of Directors of Kesher Israel, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed June 19, 2004 against Miriam Cohen, Gregory Klein, and others. Settlement, May 14, 2007.

Civil claim filed September 5, 2004 against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, and others. Default judgment, May 5, 2005.

Civil claim filed May 17, 2005 against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, City of Baltimore, and others. Default judgment against Kanesha Brown, Jamal Curtis, and others, December 16, 2005. Settlement with City of Baltimore, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others, January 19, 2007.

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Civil claim filed May 24, 2006 against Yolanda Espinoza, Hilton Worldwide, Vista Cleaners, and others. Settlement, March 16, 2009.

Civil claim filed July 17, 2006 against Stephenie Goetz, Thomson Reuters, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed April 7, 2007 against The Honorable Thomas J. Whelen. Dismissed, November 24, 2007.

Civil claim filed November 23, 2007 against City of Los Angeles, Gold's Gym, Pfizer, Inc., and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed January 5, 2008 against Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and others. Dismissed, June 8, 2008.

Civil claim filed March 6, 2008 against National Basketball Association, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed June 19, 2008 against Lehman Brothers Holdings, Inc., Richard Severin Fuld, and others. Jury award, $6.5 million, March 15, 2013.

Civil claim filed October 9, 2008 against Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

Civil claim filed May 4, 2009 against Heather Deen Locklear, Darden Restaurants, and others. Settlement, November 6, 2010.

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Date: February 20th, 2017 3:33 AM
Author: Mint therapy center

Kidnap Mitch Williams before game 6 of the Blue Jays-Phillies World Series. Spend time with my parents when they were middle aged and healthy before freeing Mitch after game 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659905)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 5:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-absorbed goal in life

Buy as many Ken Grifffey Jr rookie cards I could find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32659962)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 8:21 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Pit

Invest heavily in Microsoft and Apple. Buy condemned buildings in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Enjoy the 90s and retire in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660080)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Slate Quadroon

Take my dad to the hospital and tell the doc about the cancer he'll get in a few years. See if he could do something. :-(

Also, punch my brother in the face and tell him to not be a stupid, greedy asshole. Brother pretty much ran my dad's business into the ground after my dad died.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660105)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: aromatic chrome hominid becky

Go to the mall and play some Mortal Kombat in the arcade, have a hot dog on a stick, buy some CDs at Sam Goody, try on some Z Cavaricci jeans at Merry Go Round, marvel at how skinny all the girls are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660190)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: dashing plaza marketing idea

Weep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660200)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: violent stage

Get a chill job, invest 20 percent of income in stocks and real estate. Learn to code, brew beer, and live in Portland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32660202)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling High-end Stain

Killself because Trump isn't POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32661782)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Stubborn property

Get drunk, go fishing, just like usual and not necessarily in that Order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32662015)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: anal black woman

second round: alert Gore campaign staffers about the slim margins in Florida and New Mexico

tip off media about Bush's DUI before McCain's illegitimate baby rumor becomes news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3531069&forum_id=2#32663069)