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Made a tasteless joke in front of family - did not go over well. Kill self?

Had a big family get together because a relative had just ha...
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grow a beard
Blue cocky theatre
  03/04/17
I was implying that he was fucking his niece
Ocher locus
  03/04/17
we got that. you're fine but good luck ever having them t...
multi-colored poppy codepig
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erryone's a winner!
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Sandusky Jr
multi-colored poppy codepig
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aromatic idiotic generalized bond sanctuary
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Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.
avocado glittery public bath juggernaut
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CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the do...
Misunderstood Plum Set Hominid
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That's when you know you've been poasting too much. When ...
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  03/04/17
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Killself is always CR
sapphire thirsty pozpig plaza
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fuck those uptight normies
bat shit crazy translucent private investor center
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lol'd
Mint Naked Indian Lodge Philosopher-king
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pretty good
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Magenta Greedy Base Mental Disorder
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Ljl friend
Swashbuckling internet-worthy house
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p funny
self-centered chocolate elastic band
  03/04/17
fuck ur prudish family. we cool.
Misunderstood Plum Set Hominid
  03/04/17
Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.
Vermilion self-absorbed travel guidebook clown
  03/04/17
this is actually probably a credited response as long as ...
boyish buff masturbator french chef
  03/04/17
You watch the American Cup today at all?
Vermilion self-absorbed travel guidebook clown
  03/04/17
Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.
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Big-titted box office shitlib
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Cr
self-centered chocolate elastic band
  03/05/17
He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time
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CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IF...
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very tactful alpha halford
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Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their ne...
bat shit crazy translucent private investor center
  03/05/17
That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean bec...
Tantric Arousing Area
  03/05/17
hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).
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maize talented parlour
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rough-skinned olive native patrolman
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cr family member response would have been, "what's your...
Primrose vigorous location
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Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are ...
ivory exciting national
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Tell her the joke pussy
Ocher locus
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bespoke sickened water buffalo ape
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#goyproblems jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring ...
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That's hilarious bro
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Ocher locus
  10/01/19
Update? Also, very good use of XO humor
puce deer antler
  10/01/19
I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude
Odious High-end Depressive Senate
  10/01/19


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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Ocher locus

Had a big family get together because a relative had just had a kid.

At dinner one of the guys who is single, tells a story about how he recently went to his nieces birthday party, and now he wants to get a vasectomy. I said "it'd be cheaper just to buy her Plan B"

Not a single person laughed, a few groaned, and it was silent from then on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754443)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: cracking onyx hall



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Autistic corn cake parlor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754450)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: stirring bbw

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754453)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: demanding heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754455)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: lilac school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754457)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Big-titted box office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754466)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: Scarlet incel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754467)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 7:59 PM
Author: fuchsia hairy legs theater stage



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:00 PM
Author: Blue cocky theatre

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754474)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: Ocher locus

I was implying that he was fucking his niece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754494)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy codepig

we got that.

you're fine but good luck ever having them trust you around their kids again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754511)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: floppy cruise ship dysfunction

erryone's a winner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754588)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Fishy hairless pisswyrm potus

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32759196)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Deep hairraiser dingle berry toaster



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: multi-colored poppy codepig

Sandusky Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754526)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: aromatic idiotic generalized bond sanctuary



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: avocado glittery public bath juggernaut

Whatever. This guy sucks. Fuck him for hating kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754706)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood Plum Set Hominid

CR. he made a tasteless joke to begin with and opened the door for a smart ass rebuttal. OP just pushed the envelope further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915376)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant legend

That's when you know you've been poasting too much.

When you think other people in polite company would find your xo jokes funny.

I mean it was hilarious but lol they will talk about this behind your back for a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754861)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: boyish buff masturbator french chef

^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755387)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: bespoke sickened water buffalo ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755438)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: supple factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755514)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: sapphire thirsty pozpig plaza

Killself is always CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32754870)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy translucent private investor center

fuck those uptight normies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755446)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Mint Naked Indian Lodge Philosopher-king

lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755470)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: supple factory reset button

pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755516)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: Magenta Greedy Base Mental Disorder



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling internet-worthy house

Ljl friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755538)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:32 PM
Author: self-centered chocolate elastic band

p funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755551)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood Plum Set Hominid

fuck ur prudish family. we cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755558)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Vermilion self-absorbed travel guidebook clown

Double down and make an even more offensive joke next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755615)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: boyish buff masturbator french chef

this is actually probably a credited response

as long as this new joke isn't sexual, family will likely just think that OP is now an offensive douche. being viewed as an offensive douche >>>>>>>>>> being viewed as a pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755623)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Vermilion self-absorbed travel guidebook clown

You watch the American Cup today at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755640)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: boyish buff masturbator french chef

Nope, totally forgot it was today. checking results now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755645)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Big-titted box office shitlib



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Date: March 5th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: self-centered chocolate elastic band

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32756401)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Offensive soul-stirring casino

He should tell the Richard Clock joke next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758455)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: fluffy carmine cumskin jap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576557)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Glassy Cerebral Field

CR. Probably come in with second cousin material or about IFNB. Prbly get respect from the brehs after IFNB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576657)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Rebellious Mediation



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Date: March 4th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac really tough guy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32755661)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: very tactful alpha halford

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758252)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy translucent private investor center

Was at a work event years ago. Somebody had brought their newborn and lots of people were making a big fuss over it. Some of my co wokers standing next to me remarked on how cute they thought the baby was. I *joked*: "Meh, it's a 4, maybe a 5... Don't get me wrong, I would--but I'd have to be pretty drunk." Joke was not well received.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758281)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Tantric Arousing Area

That's because it's profoundly unfunny, and I don't mean because of the subject matter. You're probably on the spectrum if you thought that would go over well in any context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758312)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Pontificating rusted useless brakes telephone

hey man just stop telling jokes (you're not good at it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758322)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:49 PM
Author: maize talented parlour



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Umber federal roommate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758289)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned olive native patrolman



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Date: March 5th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: Primrose vigorous location

cr family member response would have been, "what's your moniker?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758306)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: ivory exciting national

Another poaster learns the harsh lesson that xo and irl are very different places.

FWIW, I laughed at the joke and my wife asked what was so funny and I made up some bs rather than show her the real joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758442)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Ocher locus

Tell her the joke pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758462)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Ocher locus



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Date: March 5th, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: bespoke sickened water buffalo ape



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Date: March 5th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Swollen shrine

#goyproblems

jews have senses of humor. goyim are boring dullards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#32758993)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Swollen shrine



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:35 PM
Author: Ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282717)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Tan Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33282725)



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: big vengeful degenerate bawdyhouse



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Date: June 16th, 2017 7:52 PM
Author: Thriller Hissy Fit Pocket Flask

That's hilarious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#33576660)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Ocher locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915286)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:47 PM
Author: puce deer antler

Update?

Also, very good use of XO humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915345)



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Date: October 1st, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: Odious High-end Depressive Senate

I’m guessing they just didn’t get the joke dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3543586&forum_id=2#38915370)