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Drake Mallard's Q1-2017 investment advice turned out to be surprisingly shitty

He created this poast on 12/29/16: http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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  03/27/17
And Ethereum is up 300%, yet the ETH threads are a nuisance!...
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  03/27/17
Risten, big reague Dlake Marrald fan hele, but...
Judas Jones
  03/27/17
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  03/27/17
Link to that being Q1 2017 advice? I was asked about what...
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
bro i'm just saying the investments you picked on 12/29 have...
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  03/27/17
I'm an analyst of TMT stocks. My expertise ends there. I ha...
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
fair enough. i don't know what TMT means btw
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  03/27/17
Tech media telecom I am guessing
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  03/27/17
Yes. Nobody bumps my tech stock poasts from back in the day....
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
Can you repost your vanguard picks please
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  03/27/17
Buy VTI, VXUS, and BND in some proportion commensurate to yo...
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
man fuck all this. if people are looking for DAT eth-like mo...
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  03/27/17
DM dunn here
Non sequitur
  03/27/17
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"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  03/27/17
Whoopth! Tough run for lil Drake here
"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  03/27/17
DM made $1M last year. HTFH.
BIG country
  03/27/17
DM has alts? lol
'"'''""''"
  03/27/17
no, that's just jjc. OP is likely another jjc alt.
Judas Jones
  03/27/17
If you think I have time to run alts, well ok.
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
op here. i believe it.
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  03/27/17
Buy XLE you dumb bishes
colt tp
  03/27/17
Why Seems expensive, I could buy one ETH for this
brave little poaster
  03/27/17
yeah ETH too we are drilling for oil with ETH
colt tp
  03/27/17
don't get sassy with me
brave little poaster
  03/27/17
one quarter is an astoundingly short period over which to me...
exethereum
  03/27/17
He sounds like our LPs
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
my impression of consultants and fund-of-funds is they're gr...
exethereum
  03/27/17
Guys who run shit like Ontario Pensions are the worst Fat...
DrakeMallard
  03/27/17
i think swensen said it best: fund-of-funds and consultants ...
exethereum
  03/27/17
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  03/27/17
Meanwhile, ETH up 275%
Peterman
  03/27/17
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  04/03/17
Whoops!
Slow Children Playing
  03/27/17
drake mallard tp is a solid dood tho i would still listen to...
biglaw lives matter (retired)
  03/27/17
buy the dip
brave little poaster
  03/27/17
Lol at jjc bumping this thread today.
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  05/12/17
Pile on DrakeMallard day
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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


He created this poast on 12/29/16:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3475692&mc=28&forum_id=2#32256670

Since then the S&P 500 is up 4.6%.

Here's how Drake's picks compare...

Drake is long:

XLE Down 9.4%

XLF Up 0.5%

XLB Up 3.9%

XLI Up 3.1%

Drake is short:

XLP Up 2.9%

XLU Up 6.2%

Drake I like you as a poaster but these are astonishingly shitty results man. like Rudolph-level shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32928969)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: '"'''""''"


And Ethereum is up 300%, yet the ETH threads are a nuisance! What a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32928993)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Risten, big reague Dlake Marrald fan hele, but...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929012)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: ,,.;,.,;..,.;.:..:.;.:.:,.;...::,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929031)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

Link to that being Q1 2017 advice?

I was asked about what sectors over his presidency should do well and which shouldn't. We don't even have a tax reform or infrastructure bill

Why do you omit XLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929021)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


bro i'm just saying the investments you picked on 12/29 have done amazingly shitty during Q1-17. You and anyone you advise would have been better off parking their funds in an S&P 500 index fund during Q1. i'll give you props for XLY though but you sorta tacked that one on at the bottom of the poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929077)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

I'm an analyst of TMT stocks. My expertise ends there. I have numerous poasts where I tell people to buy Vanguard index funds and let do.

No, I think you specifically didnt include XLY and its up 6.3% YTD in order to make me look worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929099)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


fair enough. i don't know what TMT means btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929112)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


Tech media telecom I am guessing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929267)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

Yes. Nobody bumps my tech stock poasts from back in the day.

I refrain from talking individual tech tocks nowadays anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929382)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Can you repost your vanguard picks please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929286)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

Buy VTI, VXUS, and BND in some proportion commensurate to your risk tolerance (e.g. 50/30/20). Rebalance once or twice a year.

Maybe put in real estate (VNQ) if you have an IRA or 401K to shield taxes on the dividends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929340)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


man fuck all this. if people are looking for DAT eth-like moonshot they should just go super long amazon (and maybe fb)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929372)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Non sequitur

DM dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929022)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:11 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929109)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts

Whoopth! Tough run for lil Drake here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929028)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: BIG country

DM made $1M last year. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929037)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: '"'''""''"


DM has alts? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929050)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Judas Jones

no, that's just jjc. OP is likely another jjc alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929083)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

If you think I have time to run alts, well ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929118)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


op here. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929079)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

Buy XLE you dumb bishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929043)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: brave little poaster

Why

Seems expensive, I could buy one ETH for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929064)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: colt tp (colt)

yeah ETH too we are drilling for oil with ETH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929282)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: brave little poaster

don't get sassy with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929299)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: exethereum

one quarter is an astoundingly short period over which to measure a prediction that's supposed to be for four years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929242)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

He sounds like our LPs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929250)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: exethereum

my impression of consultants and fund-of-funds is they're greedy morons. they need something to talk about each quarter when explaining performance to pensions and other big-dumb money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929336)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Let's get dangerous)

Guys who run shit like Ontario Pensions are the worst

Fat slovenly disgusting people just enjoying getting wined and dined by FoFs and parasites like Cambridge or Wilshire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929364)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:41 PM
Author: exethereum

i think swensen said it best: fund-of-funds and consultants facilitate the flow of dumb capital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929396)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929294)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Peterman

Meanwhile, ETH up 275%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929255)



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Date: April 3rd, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32982009)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Slow Children Playing

Whoops!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929318)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: biglaw lives matter (retired)

drake mallard tp is a solid dood tho i would still listen to everything he says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929355)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:40 PM
Author: brave little poaster

buy the dip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32929379)



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Date: April 3rd, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: ,,.,:;:.,;::.,;;,.,.:;.,;:.,;:.,;:;,.:;,..,;:..,;: (¡Adios, America!)


Lol at jjc bumping this thread today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#32982014)



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Date: May 12th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#33290309)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Pile on DrakeMallard day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#33316421)



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Date: June 26th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#33645223)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 2:29 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,..,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3565636&forum_id=2#34685769)