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Lawyers who put 10 paragraph disclaimers in their email sig

Does this ever accomplish anything that couldn't be conveyed...
beady-eyed orchestra pit toilet seat
  04/11/17
fuuuuu
Amethyst beta nursing home trump supporter
  04/11/17
Very TTT. My firm now has it set up so that anyone who recei...
Floppy Silver Principal's Office
  04/11/17
fuck that malware, i'd fire your firm so fast.
Umber mewling market gay wizard
  04/11/17
wtf. flame?
arrogant native newt
  04/11/17
Only way to truly be safe under Rules of Prof Conduct bro
Floppy Silver Principal's Office
  04/11/17
dem codified model penile rules
Umber mewling market gay wizard
  04/11/17
wtf. i would not open any of your emails. boomers might even...
arrogant native newt
  04/11/17
Flame.
appetizing office
  04/11/17
1) if this isn't meant for you, then print this out 100 time...
Umber mewling market gay wizard
  04/11/17
...
nofapping pontificating boltzmann
  04/11/17
Circular 230 disclaimers are the best.
Histrionic voyeur circlehead
  04/11/17
The irs told practitioners to stop using them almost a decad...
brilliant hell tattoo
  03/19/24
Also the stupid embedded TTT firm logo that gets messed up w...
Mischievous hissy fit
  04/11/17
judge: do you have any evidence of said malfeasance? ttt ...
Umber mewling market gay wizard
  04/11/17
Sometimes they all collect at the end of a long thread, prod...
slate theatre mother
  04/11/17
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frozen ivory immigrant sanctuary
  03/19/24


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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchestra pit toilet seat

Does this ever accomplish anything that couldn't be conveyed in 1-2 sentences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050562)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Amethyst beta nursing home trump supporter

fuuuuu

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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Floppy Silver Principal's Office

Very TTT. My firm now has it set up so that anyone who receives an email from us must click through and agree to terms and conditions before reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050606)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: Umber mewling market gay wizard

fuck that malware, i'd fire your firm so fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050628)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: arrogant native newt

wtf. flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050631)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Floppy Silver Principal's Office

Only way to truly be safe under Rules of Prof Conduct bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050643)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Umber mewling market gay wizard

dem codified model penile rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050656)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: arrogant native newt

wtf. i would not open any of your emails. boomers might even think there is a virus on their computer when attempting to open your email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050668)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: appetizing office

Flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050708)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: Umber mewling market gay wizard

1) if this isn't meant for you, then print this out 100 times and send 3 certified letters return receipt to each of the following international addresses

2) if you know what irs 230 circular is, then this email doesn't protect you.

3) if you don't know irs 230 then see 1) above.

4) this is not legal advice

5) this is not tax advice

6) the invoice for this signature line prorated over monthly client allowances is attached in pdf form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050623)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: nofapping pontificating boltzmann



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Histrionic voyeur circlehead

Circular 230 disclaimers are the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051147)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 7:30 AM
Author: brilliant hell tattoo

The irs told practitioners to stop using them almost a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#47506459)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Mischievous hissy fit

Also the stupid embedded TTT firm logo that gets messed up whenever anyone forwards it and the obligatory PLEASE CONSIDER THE ENVIRONMENT BEFORE PRINTING THIS EMAIL that has never changed anyone's mind ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051091)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: Umber mewling market gay wizard

judge: do you have any evidence of said malfeasance?

ttt epaphilic lawyer: well i didn't print it to save a tree, can i email it to you?

judge: seeing no evidence before me i rule against the nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051121)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: slate theatre mother

Sometimes they all collect at the end of a long thread, producing pages of cya lawyerspeak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051136)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: frozen ivory immigrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#47506422)