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Lawyers who put 10 paragraph disclaimers in their email sig

Does this ever accomplish anything that couldn't be conveyed...
sienna skinny woman
  04/11/17
fuuuuu
Milky zippy antidepressant drug station
  04/11/17
Very TTT. My firm now has it set up so that anyone who recei...
Rebellious cordovan sneaky criminal
  04/11/17
fuck that malware, i'd fire your firm so fast.
chartreuse 180 hell pervert
  04/11/17
wtf. flame?
adventurous twinkling uncleanness theater
  04/11/17
Only way to truly be safe under Rules of Prof Conduct bro
Rebellious cordovan sneaky criminal
  04/11/17
dem codified model penile rules
chartreuse 180 hell pervert
  04/11/17
wtf. i would not open any of your emails. boomers might even...
adventurous twinkling uncleanness theater
  04/11/17
Flame.
sepia rehab half-breed
  04/11/17
1) if this isn't meant for you, then print this out 100 time...
chartreuse 180 hell pervert
  04/11/17
...
Vigorous meetinghouse roast beef
  04/11/17
Circular 230 disclaimers are the best.
Opaque Spectacular Orchestra Pit Crotch
  04/11/17
The irs told practitioners to stop using them almost a decad...
wine ticket booth sound barrier
  03/19/24
Also the stupid embedded TTT firm logo that gets messed up w...
Claret Sinister Business Firm Newt
  04/11/17
judge: do you have any evidence of said malfeasance? ttt ...
chartreuse 180 hell pervert
  04/11/17
Sometimes they all collect at the end of a long thread, prod...
irradiated nowag national
  04/11/17
...
Beady-eyed library queen of the night
  03/19/24


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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:51 PM
Author: sienna skinny woman

Does this ever accomplish anything that couldn't be conveyed in 1-2 sentences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050562)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:52 PM
Author: Milky zippy antidepressant drug station

fuuuuu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050578)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Rebellious cordovan sneaky criminal

Very TTT. My firm now has it set up so that anyone who receives an email from us must click through and agree to terms and conditions before reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050606)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 hell pervert

fuck that malware, i'd fire your firm so fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050628)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:57 PM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness theater

wtf. flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050631)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Rebellious cordovan sneaky criminal

Only way to truly be safe under Rules of Prof Conduct bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050643)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 hell pervert

dem codified model penile rules

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050656)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness theater

wtf. i would not open any of your emails. boomers might even think there is a virus on their computer when attempting to open your email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050668)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: sepia rehab half-breed

Flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050708)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 6:56 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 hell pervert

1) if this isn't meant for you, then print this out 100 times and send 3 certified letters return receipt to each of the following international addresses

2) if you know what irs 230 circular is, then this email doesn't protect you.

3) if you don't know irs 230 then see 1) above.

4) this is not legal advice

5) this is not tax advice

6) the invoice for this signature line prorated over monthly client allowances is attached in pdf form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050623)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33050740)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:50 PM
Author: Opaque Spectacular Orchestra Pit Crotch

Circular 230 disclaimers are the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051147)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 7:30 AM
Author: wine ticket booth sound barrier

The irs told practitioners to stop using them almost a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#47506459)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: Claret Sinister Business Firm Newt

Also the stupid embedded TTT firm logo that gets messed up whenever anyone forwards it and the obligatory PLEASE CONSIDER THE ENVIRONMENT BEFORE PRINTING THIS EMAIL that has never changed anyone's mind ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051091)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: chartreuse 180 hell pervert

judge: do you have any evidence of said malfeasance?

ttt epaphilic lawyer: well i didn't print it to save a tree, can i email it to you?

judge: seeing no evidence before me i rule against the nerd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051121)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: irradiated nowag national

Sometimes they all collect at the end of a long thread, producing pages of cya lawyerspeak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#33051136)



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Date: March 19th, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed library queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3581530&forum_id=2#47506422)