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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor ...
thriller lay
  04/18/17
Lol
opaque rebellious corner
  04/18/17
lmao jfc
Multi-colored pit
  04/18/17
180 flame. Flame right?
histrionic psychic
  04/18/17
Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit
thriller lay
  04/18/17
I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturda...
chrome maniacal school half-breed
  04/19/17
They block him at my firm
Iridescent nibblets
  04/19/17
Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about t...
opaque rebellious corner
  04/19/17
IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with...
histrionic psychic
  04/19/17
Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issu...
Snowy big house becky
  04/27/17
Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.
thriller lay
  04/27/17
LOL
chrome maniacal school half-breed
  04/18/17
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ocher hominid orchestra pit
  04/18/17
HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but...
Fiercely-loyal soul-stirring hissy fit
  04/19/17
TBF*
chrome maniacal school half-breed
  04/19/17
holy shit lol
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  04/19/17
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thriller lay
  04/27/17
Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Enterta...
Citrine Stead
  04/27/17
mpa OUTTED
Heady Antidepressant Drug Organic Girlfriend
  04/27/17
At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT
chrome maniacal school half-breed
  04/27/17
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  03/22/23
HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across th...
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: thriller lay

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.

He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.

Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.

He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him.

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: opaque rebellious corner

Lol

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit

lmao jfc

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: histrionic psychic

180 flame. Flame right?

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: thriller lay

Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: chrome maniacal school half-breed

I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Iridescent nibblets

They block him at my firm

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: opaque rebellious corner

Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: histrionic psychic

IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Snowy big house becky

Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: thriller lay

Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: chrome maniacal school half-breed

LOL

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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: ocher hominid orchestra pit



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal soul-stirring hissy fit

HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: chrome maniacal school half-breed

TBF*

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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Mahogany Comical Station Liquid Oxygen

holy shit lol

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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: thriller lay



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: Citrine Stead

Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Heady Antidepressant Drug Organic Girlfriend

mpa OUTTED

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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: chrome maniacal school half-breed

At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: doobsian ungodly resort



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: boyish nofapping church

HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Bbw



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