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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye
| emerald gas station | 04/18/17 |
| Blathering Fishy Macaca | 04/18/17 |
| Ocher potus indian lodge | 04/18/17 |
| Mint Exciting Spot Becky | 04/18/17 |
| emerald gas station | 04/18/17 |
| haunting mauve toaster | 04/19/17 |
| slimy lilac site | 04/19/17 |
| Blathering Fishy Macaca | 04/19/17 |
| Mint Exciting Spot Becky | 04/19/17 |
| bright vigorous stage | 04/27/17 |
| emerald gas station | 04/27/17 |
| haunting mauve toaster | 04/18/17 |
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| aphrodisiac heaven | 04/19/17 |
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| Milky philosopher-king organic girlfriend | 04/19/17 |
| emerald gas station | 04/27/17 |
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| sickened shitlib bawdyhouse | 04/27/17 |
| haunting mauve toaster | 04/27/17 |
| Ruddy rigpig | 03/22/23 |
| soul-stirring dull plaza | 03/22/23 |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM Author: emerald gas station Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.
He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.
Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.
He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him. |
Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM Author: Blathering Fishy Macaca Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107335) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM Author: Ocher potus indian lodge lmao jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107341) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM Author: Mint Exciting Spot Becky 180 flame. Flame right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM Author: emerald gas station Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM Author: haunting mauve toaster I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107471) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM Author: slimy lilac site They block him at my firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM Author: Blathering Fishy Macaca Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM Author: Mint Exciting Spot Becky IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM Author: bright vigorous stage Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: emerald gas station Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM Author: haunting mauve toaster LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432) |
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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM Author: Vibrant electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107470) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM Author: aphrodisiac heaven HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM Author: haunting mauve toaster TBF* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM Author: Milky philosopher-king organic girlfriend holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM Author: emerald gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175181) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM Author: razzmatazz magical factory reset button Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM Author: sickened shitlib bawdyhouse mpa OUTTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175242) |
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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM Author: haunting mauve toaster At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM Author: Ruddy rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084628) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM Author: soul-stirring dull plaza HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM Author: glittery theater marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084665) |