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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Motley windowlicker
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Abusive gas station indirect expression
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
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glittery nowag knife
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
glittery nowag knife
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Abusive gas station indirect expression
  04/25/17
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beady-eyed regret old irish cottage
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
glittery nowag knife
  04/25/17
180
Lake menage
  04/25/17
180
glittery nowag knife
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Ruddy Talking Incel
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Duck-like yellow rigor sanctuary
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Big-titted brindle jap faggot firefighter
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
lol
glittery nowag knife
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Frisky dun school cafeteria ladyboy
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
insecure hairy legs ape
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
bonkers appetizing forum
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Territorial location
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Frozen brunch therapy
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Ruddy Talking Incel
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
...
passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Disrespectful wonderful tanning salon
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Aromatic shrine
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
laughsome national pocket flask
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
unholy lodge
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Motley windowlicker

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Abusive gas station indirect expression

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: glittery nowag knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: glittery nowag knife

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Abusive gas station indirect expression

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed regret old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: glittery nowag knife

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Lake menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: glittery nowag knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Talking Incel

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Duck-like yellow rigor sanctuary

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Big-titted brindle jap faggot firefighter

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: glittery nowag knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Frisky dun school cafeteria ladyboy

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: insecure hairy legs ape

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: bonkers appetizing forum

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Territorial location

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Frozen brunch therapy

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Ruddy Talking Incel

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: passionate mischievous friendly grandma milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful tanning salon

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Aromatic shrine

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: laughsome national pocket flask

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: unholy lodge

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)