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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
cerebral hissy fit deer antler
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Underhanded scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
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big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Underhanded scourge upon the earth
  04/25/17
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pungent comical generalized bond trump supporter
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference
  04/25/17
180
Infuriating misanthropic tank
  04/25/17
180
big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
vibrant mother
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
fishy arousing pozpig
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
concupiscible useless library marketing idea
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
lol
big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
unholy meetinghouse
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
indecent striped hyena son of senegal
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Honey-headed Location Legal Warrant
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Sexy mentally impaired spot
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Effete Friendly Grandma
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
vibrant mother
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
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Painfully honest senate gay wizard
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
kink-friendly obsidian death wish university
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
adulterous chocolate clown candlestick maker
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
marvelous stage
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
At-the-ready ocher coldplay fan bawdyhouse
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Beady-eyed Rigor Property
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: cerebral hissy fit deer antler

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Underhanded scourge upon the earth

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Underhanded scourge upon the earth

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: pungent comical generalized bond trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Infuriating misanthropic tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: vibrant mother

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: fishy arousing pozpig

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: concupiscible useless library marketing idea

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: big-titted idiotic corner athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: unholy meetinghouse

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: indecent striped hyena son of senegal

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Location Legal Warrant

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Sexy mentally impaired spot

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Effete Friendly Grandma

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: vibrant mother

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest senate gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: kink-friendly obsidian death wish university

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: adulterous chocolate clown candlestick maker

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: marvelous stage

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready ocher coldplay fan bawdyhouse

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rigor Property

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)