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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Ebony vigorous doctorate
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
Fantasy-prone persian candlestick maker
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
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alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
Fantasy-prone persian candlestick maker
  04/25/17
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flatulent whorehouse
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit
  04/25/17
180
sexy windowlicker idea he suggested
  04/25/17
180
alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
dashing crotch halford
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
curious hospital
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
soul-stirring deranged theater stage
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
lol
alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
unholy locus
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
Abnormal trip gay wizard area
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
talented vermilion deer antler
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Arousing stag film
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Cerise regret antidepressant drug
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
dashing crotch halford
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
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Domesticated Base Goal In Life
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
jet-lagged bespoke partner sneaky criminal
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
sadistic misanthropic center
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Cruel-hearted wonderful station cuck
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
ruddy idiotic point
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Disgusting kitty cat really tough guy
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Ebony vigorous doctorate

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone persian candlestick maker

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone persian candlestick maker

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: flatulent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: sexy windowlicker idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: dashing crotch halford

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: curious hospital

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring deranged theater stage

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: alcoholic tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: unholy locus

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Abnormal trip gay wizard area

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: talented vermilion deer antler

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Arousing stag film

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Cerise regret antidepressant drug

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: dashing crotch halford

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Domesticated Base Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged bespoke partner sneaky criminal

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: sadistic misanthropic center

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted wonderful station cuck

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: ruddy idiotic point

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Disgusting kitty cat really tough guy

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)