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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Avocado godawful international law enforcement agency
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
low-t cyan abode striped hyena
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
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buff shivering senate faggotry
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
buff shivering senate faggotry
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
low-t cyan abode striped hyena
  04/25/17
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Hideous dull spot background story
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
buff shivering senate faggotry
  04/25/17
180
spruce twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
180
buff shivering senate faggotry
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Titillating point psychic
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
impressive deer antler church
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
180 big-titted puppy corner
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
lol
buff shivering senate faggotry
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Opaque native
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone voyeur shrine
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
Bearded liquid oxygen legal warrant
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
odious useless brunch
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
charcoal fluffy center selfie
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Titillating point psychic
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
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Violent hateful dysfunction
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
sepia private investor
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Violet box office alpha
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
Beady-eyed gunner police squad
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
sinister cobalt famous landscape painting lettuce
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Lake hell coldplay fan
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Avocado godawful international law enforcement agency

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: low-t cyan abode striped hyena

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: buff shivering senate faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: buff shivering senate faggotry

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: low-t cyan abode striped hyena

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Hideous dull spot background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: buff shivering senate faggotry

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: spruce twinkling uncleanness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: buff shivering senate faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Titillating point psychic

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: impressive deer antler church

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: 180 big-titted puppy corner

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: buff shivering senate faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Opaque native

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz embarrassed to the bone voyeur shrine

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Bearded liquid oxygen legal warrant

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: odious useless brunch

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: charcoal fluffy center selfie

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Titillating point psychic

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Violent hateful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: sepia private investor

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Violet box office alpha

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed gunner police squad

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: sinister cobalt famous landscape painting lettuce

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Lake hell coldplay fan

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)