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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
amber office
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
odious bipolar haunted graveyard friendly grandma
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
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Racy Locale
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
Racy Locale
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
odious bipolar haunted graveyard friendly grandma
  04/25/17
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lime at-the-ready persian legend
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
Racy Locale
  04/25/17
180
Galvanic Immigrant
  04/25/17
180
Racy Locale
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
Adulterous stage coffee pot
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
Azure native
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
Mahogany stubborn degenerate
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
lol
Racy Locale
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
umber bonkers hospital pervert
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
nofapping adventurous heaven
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
exciting mustard twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Cerise Hairraiser Brethren Background Story
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
Exhilarant bat shit crazy therapy dragon
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
Adulterous stage coffee pot
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
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vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
up-to-no-good chapel
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
Swashbuckling address filthpig
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
laughsome violet useless brakes turdskin
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Free-loading Glassy Stead Skinny Woman
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Bull headed claret associate hall
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: amber office

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: odious bipolar haunted graveyard friendly grandma

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Locale

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: odious bipolar haunted graveyard friendly grandma

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: lime at-the-ready persian legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Racy Locale

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Galvanic Immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Racy Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Adulterous stage coffee pot

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Azure native

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Mahogany stubborn degenerate

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Racy Locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: umber bonkers hospital pervert

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: nofapping adventurous heaven

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: exciting mustard twinkling uncleanness

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Cerise Hairraiser Brethren Background Story

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant bat shit crazy therapy dragon

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Adulterous stage coffee pot

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: vivacious chest-beating orchestra pit azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good chapel

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling address filthpig

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: laughsome violet useless brakes turdskin

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Free-loading Glassy Stead Skinny Woman

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Bull headed claret associate hall

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)